Frankie maid a mental note of Bethenny's resplendent style

PINT-SIZED Donald yells at style starlet, Bethenny, for treading on 'his' sidewalk. She radiates in lace blouson, paired with washed-out denim and vertiginous heels. Frankie maid a mental note of her resplendent style. Onlookers urge her to yell back but her wasp spray works better. 

WHILE SHOPPING FOR HIS LATEST INSPIRED LOOK, Frankie visits the fitting room several times until he finally finds his perfect ensemble: a pale denim trousers, coupled with a short, hooded jacket.

LIU: (trying on dress in fitting room)

Shit!


REBEKAH: (waiting outside fitting room)

You okay inside there?


Yes. Come inside for a minute please


REBEKAH GOES IN


Rebekah;

How can I help. This feels weird. I can't stay long.


No problem. Just take a picture of me in this dress.


why do you need a picture in it now? Isn't it insane?


For my facebook

For your Facebook? We have no time for that. it's best you take all the pictures you want at the party tonight.


I'll not be buying it


How come? It looks lovely on you and we don't have the time to search for another dress.



WHISPERS


GIGGLES



REBEKAH COMES OUT



Katherine:


Why did she need you in the fitting room?


Rebekah:

(whispers) She tore the dress when she tried to take it off.


OH NO! She will have to pay for it. What she gonna do?


I don't know


LIU COMES OUT, RETURNS DRESS TO THE RACK UNDER THE FITTING ROOM ASSISTANT'S GAZE.


Fitting Room Assistant?


How was it?


(blurts out) It did not FIT! (hesitantly) It's a little...tor..too BIG for me


Fitting Room Assistant:

Really(incredulously)





Shopper outside Fitting room

UGH! It stinks around here?



Voice in Fitting Room:

I'm sorry. There is no damn air freshener in here. Can you believe it? And where was the vomit bucket when I needed it?



Shopper: UGH! How disgusting!


FITTING ROOM ASSISTANT:

I detest working in the fitting rooms. HORRID!


TILL OPERATOR:

Everything I know about fashion and public grooming is from the Fitting room. Why the hell didn't they let me work there today. I feel so bored on the damn till. UGH!


Merchandiser:

Could have been worse. Last week, we saw urine streaming out the fitting room while a cusomter was supposedly 'trying on' an item


SHOPPER:

My husband only buys clothes in packets. Very few shoppers wash themselves before trying on clothes






MANAGER:

Open your eyes. Get on your feet. It's does not look good sleeping on the job


Well, we have just one customer now, and he's in the changing room. and I wasn't sleeping; just meditating.



SHOPPER COMES OUT, HEADS STRAIGHT TO THE EXIT


MANAGER CHECKS FITTING ROOM



Manager: ( fitting room assistant)

She forgets her dress. Call her back!



Fitting Assistant: (examines item)

That was'nt the item she entered the fitting room with




MANAGER:

Well, find something else to do until its gets busy


Fitting room assistant:

(sarcastically) like what? SQUATS?


SHOPPER: (interrupts)

Can you help me find a size EXTRA SMALL dress, please?

Who are you buying it for?

(sarcasm) My boyfriend...I am buying it for myself, you DULLARD!

(points) Look on that rack over there. Good Luck! (chuckles) Even models from Milan Fashion Week are likely to find anything over there.

How rude!You belong in the back, cleaning up after everyone else, NOT at the fitting room looking after respectable clients

I have news for you. We do nopt stock small EXTRA SMALL, and even if we do, you honestly believe you could fit into it? I DON'T!



                                                                 


                                                                 SCREAMS

Get out!

I'm sorry but you should have locked the door

PERVERT!

I'm just as embarrassed as you.




GIRL WAITS OUTSIDE FITTING ROOM FOR HER PARTNER. SHE'S GETTING A LOT OF ATTENTION FROM THE MALE SHOPPERS TRYING ON CLOTHES





Assistant went inside fitting room and lock the door.



Manager: Where is Matt?



EVERYONE SHAKES HEAD



MANAGER:

SO HELP ME GOD. If  he is taking an unauthorized break in the toilet, AGAIN, I swear I'm gonna send him home. Let me have look.


SHOPPER: Have a look in the fitting room instead


HOODED SHOPPER: SNITCH!


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VORDERMAN parades a flirtatious,slice of skin-revealing sweater

VORDERMAN is an appurtenance on the sidewalk. All other pedestrians have equal chances of seeing him parade pieces from his Fearsome and Handsome collection. He hates the attenshion but like Zelda Kaplan, he's living the dream. In this fashion, he'd like to go, provided his outfit looks good.

PEDESTRIANS AND ONLOOKERS GIVE THEIR RANDOM VERDICTS AS VORDERMAN PASSES BY



Anna:

I feel sorry for you if you honestly believe that sweater is smoking hot.. it demonstrates your TOTAL lack of fashion sense. UGH!



Braun:


It's looks very expensive though


Ireland:


He's just walking but his clothes are rocking and rolling



Braun:

It sounds better if you say 'he's just walking but his clothes are doing the talking.'


Anna:

SAYS WHO? UGH!

(laughs) What the hell are you wearing?

Shut up! Your'e too empty-headed to know anything about fashion

You call that fashion?

Boy! that new shirt looks good; a gorgeous creation indeed


it;s called a sweater, you blockhead

It's on top form

 It's absolutely gorgeous


VORDERMAN:

(laughs) So was the price...I've sacrificed other things for it



Lots of kudos. You know how to dress. Hope you didn't compromise the kids happiness


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a flirtatious,slice of skin-revealing sweater

The clothes on the sidewalk's sale rack looks magnetic. However, Peter finds the leopard print cigarette trousers, paired with a camisole and knitted sweater in claret, on a pedestrian, far more magnetic. He can't weight to shop for something similar to add to his Fearsome and Handsome collection.



Pedestrian: (skipping with joy, slips on slippery sidewalk)

I passed my driving lessons. YESS!

Danica:

Finally. Well done! Everyone better stay the hell of the sidewalk now.


GIGGLES




ALL MY SECRETS by ONEREPUBLIC, POURS FROM THE STORE'S CEILING. Peter wanders around in quest for his newly inspired pieces.


Cassidy:

Excuse me. do you have any evening dresses?



WALSH:

Sorry. I do not work here! I'm just waiting on my friend who is returning a Stone Roses t-shirt she bought today.


Cassidy:

Sorry to bother you then


WALSH:

It's not a problem. Sorry if i sound a little irritated. your'e the second person to mistook me for a shop assistant.


Cassidy:

Sorry. I understand.


WALSH:

Try customer service




FOCUS WITCHES TO.....



So what will you be giving up for lent?

Shopping.

Shopping?  I thought you enjoy spending time with me

I do! But.. I will not have any money left if I continue like this

...Who cares?...you have to treat yourself. You work hard.

I know. I need to stop over do it. I work hard but I do not earn enough...This scarf. I don't need it. But the moment I saw it, I felt I had to buy it. So I did. UGH! You have a great job so you can spend as you please.




FOCUS WITCHES TO.....

I like the clothes here in Forever 21

Grand dad, lets go! (frog march grand dad out the exit)




FOCUS SWITCHES TO....


....that's the most exciting news from London fashion Week!


This is madness, why would Sophia Cahill do a thing like that


I don't know. Why would the designer let a pregnant model strutt her stuff.... her stuff on the catwalk wearing only a hat?


Well, he admitted he just wanted to create a hype


How creative! What a way to make a fashion statement?


What is the fashion world coming to


You call that fashion


That's passion. Thumbs up! I guess modelling naked is the new...


The new what?


I Don't know...thing?


Sophia's naked ambition


She is brave, that's all I know


Hats off to her.


LAUGHTER


I guess anyone could be that brave if he/she has little or no fat and little or no cellulite


True


Not me


Well, Your'e not exactly model material, are you?


LAUGHTER


Whatever! I just don't think ANYONE has the right to walk naked on the catwalk. What's the point of that. Models are supposed to be showcasing fashion, not pregnancy, not nakedness.


Calm down. You must learn to appreciate art.


Art? Don't get me started, I'm warning you!





FOCUS WITCHES TO.....


so how much you planning to spend in here

200 pounds

200 pounds? In primark?..That will be a record for a single shopper.are you planning to buy the whole store




FOCUS WITCHES TO.....



That's a good look

I'm not sure

Honey, you said the same thing when I suggested leather clothing to you. Now I just can't get you out of them

True. But I'm afraid, your'e gonna find it hard to convince me that a flowery tie suits me. NO WAY!

All Your friends wear ties.

they would all laugh at me if they see me in one though, especially this one

Your friends are weired. The problem with you, is you're eager to gp shopping but you never know what you want and when I try to help, you just don't listen. What's the point?

Are you sure it looks good?

it makes you look HOTTER

I'm not sure.. about leaving without it



FOCUS SWITCHES TO.....

I like the look


Will you have it?

No. It did not fit...But I'll have this.

what's that?

A condom. I found it in the dressing room

You're so lucky




FOCUS WITCHES TO.....sound of alarm


Shopper runs out off dressing room half naked. KIDS SCREAM


Shop Assistant: Please stay where you are. THIS IS JUST A ROUTINE TEST




Peter falls in love....with a flirtatious,slice of skin-revealing sweater. On his way to the till with it, he picks up a denim trousers to pair it with.


APPROACHES TILL WITH SWEATER


SHOP ASSISTANT:

WHy don't you try on the sweater?


PETER:

Can't be bothered. Too many people queueing up for the dressing room. Think I wasted too much time already wandering around the store in search of this inspired look. It should be fine though

You sure?






TILL OPERATOR SHOUTS OUT THE SIZES FOR EACH PIECE OF CLOTHING


Till Operator: blouse LARGE...skirt, EXTRA LARGE

CUSTOMER; Do You mind? It;s not necessary to tell everyne in the store what size clothes I wear

Till Operator: Allow me to do my job please

Customer. You loud mouth. You should be working at a fish stall on the sidewalk




TWO GIRLS WOLF WHISTLE AT MALE SHOPPER. HIS GIRLFRIEND SHOW THEM THE MIDDLE FINGER



TILL OPERATOR:

that will be $325 pleaase.


SHOPPER:

You can take them back. I don't need them anymore

What?

What's the point of buying them when they willnot fit me in a few months time

You plan to lose some weight

No. I plan to put on some weight





Shopper: (tries on scarf)

(to other shopper) what's your name?


Shopper:

Hart


My name is Anna. Nice to meet you Hart. (chuckles) Don't you think I look royal in this scarf?



Hart:

Pardon?


Anna:

Never mind




AT TILL



Anna:

Do you think that dress I bought last monday was too small for me?


Mark:

I do not remember what you bought last saturday



ANNA GOING BANANAS



Anna:

How can you NOT remember. I'm  a REGULAR customer here. You said I was special....

Mark:

...I'm sorry but I can't remember what our customers purchase, especially after several days.



Anna:

USELESS! I should take my custom elsewhere...(scurries away to the skirt section, forgets her phone at the till, till operator looks at it, then at her, and frowns)



Anna:

(Hart) What do you think I could pair this skirt with?


Hart:

a round neck t shirt, maybe



Anna:

What about this scarf?


Hart:

Yea, that could work as well



Anna:

Are you sure?


Hart:

NO! Ask the shop assistant for help. I'm trying to do some shopping, if you don't mind.



ANNA MARCHES IN A FIT TO THE FITTING ROOM WITH SKIRT




SHOP ASSISTANT: (mutters to  Mark)

That woman is a DAMN nightmare


Mark:

I know. That's why the others hide whenever she is here. The next time, you wont see me until she has left. i swear.


I know she spends alot more than our average customers, but we have to work TOO hard for it. UGH!


ANNA PHONE RINGS


ANNA RUNS OUT ON SHOP FLOOR IN HER UNDERWEAR,  PICKS UP THE PHONE THEN DISSAPEARS IN FITTING ROOM



HORRIFIED LOOKS, SUPPRESSED GIGGLES FROM HUNDREDS OF CUSTOMERS AND SCORES OF WORKERS


FEW MINUTES LATER



Anna: (pokes head through fitting room curtains)

Can you do up my zipper please?

Brooke:


Sure



Anna:

So how's your sex life?



Brooke:

What?


Anna:

You heard me.



AT TILL,  Brooke  PLACES SKIRT AND SCARF IN BAG.


Anna:

Can you put them in another bag please?





Brooke:


We have no other bags, I'm afraid. What's the matter?


Anna:

Can't you see the image of a man and a woman kissing on it. I CAN'T BE SEEN IN PUBLIC WITH THAT.



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Showcasing red and black outfit on sidewalk

NUMBERLESS motorists and pedestrians will watch Kevin parade the first outfit from his Fearsome and Handsome collection. It will not be the first thyme he's strutting on the sidewalk, and he will be doing so for a mere 9 minutes. Nevertheless, he is as trepidatious as hell.

BOBBY:

Stop PREENING on the sidewalk. People are watching.

KEVIN:

Let them watch. I have to ensure these clothes look good, so leave me alone.

BOBBY:

And what the hell is that? tuck the t shirt in the jeans

KEVIN:

You're not my dad!

BOBBY:

Thank God, I'm only your uncle. I said TUCK IN YOUR T SHIRT

KEVIN:

Youre not my lecturer...Look how many other pedestrians going about their business without tucking in their shirts. UGH!

BOBBY:

OKAY! If you wanna look like a damn tool on the sidewalk. That's your damn business.

KEVIN:

I'm just walking on a sidewalk NOT trying to get into a damn club

BOBBY:

If the shirt, especially a black one, has buttons all the way down, then you MUST TUCK IN at all times. Got that?

KEVIN:

Yes. But everyone can see that I'm wearing a RED t shirt, not a black one.

BOBBY:

Tucking also help in disguising a voluptuous waistline.

KEVIN:

Are you calling me fat?

BOBBY:

hELL NO. Just voluptuous.


LAUGHTER

KEVIN:

Whatever!  How about tucking in my shirt, zip me up and buttoning my trousers?

                                                            KEVIN AND HIS CHUM COTTON

KEVIN:

I paid only 25% of the original prices for these clothing.


Cotton:

Are you serious? How come?


KEVIN:

The shop assistant offer me discounts on the sales prices.


Cotton:

You are so lucky. I think she loves you.


KEVIN:

Who could blame her?


LAUGHTER


Cotton:

Anyway, it's very cold on the sidewalk, you'll need a coat.

KEVIN:

I'll be fine

Cotton:

Are you crazy? You'll freeze to death.

KEVIN:

What would you say about the hundreds of  half-naked shoppers queueing up in front of Top Shop for free clothes?

Cotton:

No!


KEVIN:

GO SEE FOR YOURSELF! They are blocking the whole sidewalk. Two hundred metres from here.

Cotton:

So it's looks above practicality! What is the world coming to?


KEVIN:

I wish I knew.

KEVIN IS ACCOSTED BY JOGGER, Derek, WHO SLOWS DOWN FOR A CHAT

DEREK:

Hey! your red and black clothes look familiar.

EVERYONE GASPS

KEVIN:

They are mine! Are you insinuating that I stole them?

DEREK:

Are you in Simon Cowell's RED OR BLACK show?

KEVIN:

(stutters) I..I..I AM

CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

KEVIN:

In fact, I'm just walking to the studio to shoot an audience scene. So, if you'll excuse me

APPLAUSE

BOBBY:

Okay, if you want others to see your gucci belt, you MUST tuck in the front of your t shirt

PASSER BY:

Sorry to interrupt. You look is just fine. I admire a man who knows when not to tuck his T shirt in his jeans.The outfit looks so good, it needs no jewellery to jazz it up. Good for you.


KEVIN:

Thank you!

BOBBY:

 It is NOT a good look.

KEVIN:

Well, I think it looks just fine. I am not going to a job interview or or to some fancy place with strict dress code. They make me tuck my shirt in at work. I hate that SO MUCH.

BOBBY:

That tight jeans looks are so wrong. Aren't you afraid it will show up your backside too much?


KEVIN:

Will you ever stop? GRRR!


PASSERBY:

It's better for a guy to wear tight jeans than having his trousers falling off his backside, showing his under-pants...Give me a guy in baggy jeans anytime

BOBBY:

Teaming those together do not look good. If you had paired them with some jewellery, the outfit would have have looked more original and chic.


KEVIN:

Shut up! What does minnows like you know about sidewalk looks?


BOBBY:

Are you gonna tweeze your eyebrows as well?


KEVIN:

You have distracted me for 8 minutes. Thanks for the support 'uncle'. I would like to finish th last minute on my own, if you don't mind.

BOBBY:

I was leaving for the London Fashion Week show, anyway. GOODBYE!

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Adding red and black clothes to Fearsome and Handsome collection

The sidewalk boasts a cacophony of styles and colours. It's the model place to spot and recreate chic looks. It inspires Pat  to buy a red and black outfit to add to his Fearsome and Handsome collection. Other pedestrians will sea its showcase on Sunday.

Pat concludes that if the store manager was so impressed with the 15 year old shopper who pronounced that another shopper's style was Fearsome and Handsome, then it must be a great name for his wardrobe.

On his way home, Pat notices that quite a few pedestrians were sporting tangerine and pastels colours. No doubt, these are likely to become hot hues in spring.

As as soon as he spots a look on the sidewalk which teams these hues with the right colours and accessories, then his red shirt will be getting some company.

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SHOPPING for red and black fashion

A candy floss pink shirt looks too feminine, Radcliffe surmises. PINK - This colour is definitely not for him. His sidewalk chums would argue that he's taking metro-sexuality too seriously. However, he disagrees that a real man should never where pink. Utter fatuity. On this occasion, however, he prefers a more dramatic colour.

A boy conceals himself in dressing room, then springs on girl as she enters, frightening the living daylights out of her.

SCREAMS

Radcliffe: (approaches shop assistant, HANA, with clothes in hand)

hi. I'm looking for size extra large, colour classic red, in this T shirt, but there is none on the shop-floor. Are there any at the back, please?



HANA:

I'm not sure. But I'll have a look for you. Just wait a moment please.

Radcliffe scans the shop floor.

CHARLES HELPS WHITNEY WITH HER SHOPPING


Whitney:

"Thanks for helping me, Charles, my girlfriends gives a headache when they shop with me. they're so unhelpful"


CHARLES:

"I't's no problem."


Whitney:

"If my bottom looks big in a pair of jeans, you must tell me though."


CHARLES:

"I.. I... I... I..promise." Where is the nearest toilet?




                                                        SINEAD AND DIONNE

DIONNE:

It's very important to ALWAYS have a black dresses.


SINEAD:

Why?


DIONNE:

Why? So many reasons. For instance, If you feel the need to feel or look thinner, then a black dress is your best bet.


SINEAD:

Well, I don't FEEL the need to FEEL or LOOK thinner


DIONNE:

I said 'SO MANY REASONS', didn't I? Anyway, if you want a simple black dresses, your best bet is H&M


SINEAD:

We are in H&M




Still no sign of  HANA  15 minutes later.  So Radcliffe  'helps' a beautiful girl decide on a pair of boots.


Radcliffe:

Those boots are made for you


thanks



Radcliffe:

You should get them


I'm thinking about it, thanks. Do you have them in any other colour?



HANA: (finally returns, interrupts)

I'm sorry but we have ran out of size extra large in that T shirt


Radcliffe:

Thanks. I'm looking for a nice pair of black jeans as well. Anything you could recommend?


HANA:

I'll have a look. Wait here please.




ONCE AGAIN,  HANA  TAKES AGES TO RETURN.   Radcliffe   SPOTS A RACK WITH SALES CLOTHES AND STARTS TO RUMMAGE IT.



Two middle aged women chat about one of their daughters who used to love sugar but weaned herself from it. Few minutes later, one of them went to the till with a blouse.


Woman1: That is too small for you

Woman2: I'm wearing lots of  T shirts and blouses because it is so cold today


I should'nt have said that


Till Operator: (burst into laughter) It's best YOU say it, not me


I better try it on. UGH!



FEW MINUTES LATER



Till Operator: Are you happy with it?

Yes, it fits.


WOMAN1:

I was wrong..... It's good to be wrong in this way



Radcliffe notices the girl heading to the till without the boots he reccommended.


Radcliffe: (conspiratorial whisper)

'You'll regret not taking those boots.'



I know, but I just can't have them today.


Radcliffe:

Oh. I don't blame you. I think they are too expensive also.



It's not that. I tend to stumble on the sidewalk when I wear stilettos, so I'm buying these flats instead.


Radcliffe: (enthuses)

It's a beauty.




SHOPPER: (to a shop assistant)

I love this dress so much. But I cannot afford it. UGH!


It's quite elegant. everyone loves it.


SHOPPER'S FRIEND:

Your husband can buy it for you with all that money he saves from giving up smoking, gambling and alcohol.


SHOP ASSISTANT JAW DROPS


His clothes still smell like cigarette smoke


Well, he can get a new wardrobe with all that money he is saving



Good thing he gave up those things. I just couldn't afford them anymore since I was made redundant.





I'm going to #London Fashion Week later. I can't wait.


Really? I wish I know someone who know someone who could get me a ticket. I'd really would love the experience.


GIGGLES


UGH! I'm so not looking forward to it this year.


Sounds like your'e getting older, or are you just feeling under the weather?


I just don't care. Why should I care when I can't afford to go?


I won a VIP ticket.




Shopper tries on a hat and asked a female shopper whether it suits him. She didn't get the chance to give her opinion as she was first by a male shopper who was in earshot of the request.



Male shopper: Not being rude, but it makes you look like someone from the 1960s.



Shopper: (raises voice; taking exception)

EXCUSE ME! You look like SOMETHING from the 1940s. GRRR!


Female shopper: (authoritatively)

I beg to defer.. I think it looks FEARSOME AND HANDSOME, so go for it.



Store Manager:

I like your fashion sense. How about working for us?



Female Shopper:

I'm only 15, sorry. But thanks.


Radcliffe IS ABOUT TO PAY AT THE TILL


HANA: (to manager)

Here's the guy who was looking for a nice black jeans. (to Radcliffe) Sorry, I could not return to help you. It got very busy.


Radcliffe:

It's fine. I helped myself.



MANAGER:

We just received  a a trendy set of black jeans, you'll love the silhouette and caricature...


Radcliffe: (hold up jeans for all to see)

Actually, I found the look I'm looking for in the sales area.  Do you think it will look good on me?



MANAGER:

Only two seasons old, but it's in excellent condition. At half price, that's good value for money...if you'll excuse me, I must put the new jeans on display. (walks away)



HANA:

Members of staff are entitled to a further 25% off sale items like these.


RONNIE: (quips)

Sounds great. Are there any vacancies?


HANA:

No. But it's not necessary to get a job here.


RONNIE:

What do you mean?


HANA:

I'll offer you the discount.


Are you sure? Wont you get in trouble.


HANA:

Don't worry. I'm entitled to it.

red and black fashion

BOYS honk car horn at drop-dead gorgeous Randy sashaying down the sidewalk as if she owns it. Lloyd looks instantly inspired by her iridescent attire; black cigarette trousers teamed with a slim belt and candy floss pink blouse. Clearly, she's not just a doddery fashionista.

The mesmerized boys drive straight into the back of a police car. Lloyd burst into laughter.


SHOCK GASPS FROM ONLOOKERS.


Randy chuckles as police remonstrate with the driver of the car. She seems fun as well, Lloyd thinks.



LLOYD ACCOSTS THE FASHIONISTA



LLOYD:

OH MY GOSH! I Like your look.



Randy: (giggles)

LOOKS run in my family



LLOYD: (laughs)

I wish I was fast enough to catch it...Actually, I'm referring to your clothes; YOU ambassador for chic sidewalk looks. You are ready for both London fashion Week and Paris Fashion Week


Randy:


Oh! You like my look? That is sweet, thanks. It came out of the blue...Please don't copy it. I don't want us to be seen on the sidewalk wearing the same outfit. People might think I copy your style. Ugh!



LLOYD:

Sorry.


Randy:


It will be embarrassing for you, NOT ME! (stamps off) Get some originality, you copy cat! I hate when someone copy what i wear. UGH!


DISAPPROVING GROANS FROM PASSER-BYS



LLOYD:

To hell with individuality. I don't care about being different. if you have NEVER recreated someone else's style on the sidewalk, then you have every right to judge me. Otherwise go about your business, and stop staring at me. GRRR!


He dashes off to the nearest shopping mall.

red and black fashion

BOYS honk car horn at drop-dead gorgeous Randy sashaying down the sidewalk as if she owns it. Lloyd looks instantly inspired by her iridescent attire; black cigarette trousers teamed with a slim belt and candy floss pink blouse. Clearly, she's not just a doddery fashionista.

The mesmerized boys drive straight into the back of a police car. Lloyd burst into laughter.


SHOCK GASPS FROM ONLOOKERS.


Randy chuckles as police remonstrate with the driver of the car. She seems fun as well, Lloyd thinks.



LLOYD ACCOSTS THE FASHIONISTA



LLOYD:

OH MY GOSH! I Like your look.



Randy: (giggles)

LOOKS run in my family



LLOYD: (laughs)

I wish I was fast enough to catch it...Actually, I'm referring to your clothes; YOU ambassador for chic sidewalk looks. You are ready for both London fashion Week and Paris Fashion Week


Randy:


Oh! You like my look? That is sweet, thanks. It came out of the blue...Please don't copy it. I don't want us to be seen on the sidewalk wearing the same outfit. People might think I copy your style. Ugh!



LLOYD:

Sorry.


Randy:


It will be embarrassing for you, NOT ME! (stamps off) Get some originality, you copy cat! I hate when someone copy what i wear. UGH!


DISAPPROVING GROANS FROM PASSER-BYS



LLOYD:

To hell with individuality. I don't care about being different. if you have NEVER recreated someone else's style on the sidewalk, then you have every right to judge me. Otherwise go about your business, and stop staring at me. GRRR!


He dashes off to the nearest shopping mall.