Lucy at At London Fashion Week (ss16)

er Styles Rocker: (enthuses poetically) That ASOS fedora is beyond obstreperously cool. Oh my goddess, I mean goodness, no GODDESS. That fedora hat is way cooler than a striking second coming....

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er Styles Rocker: (continues the onslaught) .... It's my deepest desire to rock that with my biker jacket and biker boots, not for a million times; just once would be a dream come through. Like you, I'm absolutely in love with it too.

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er Styles Rocker: The quintessential London Fashion Week aesthete does not look any better than this. The ultra-modern twist is deemed impossible to resist. Fashion Editors drools in the presence of this unmistakable artwork but we spot it first...

www.allthatrageseries.blogspot.com er Styles Rocker: ... Oh Gosh! That fedora hat so smoking hot. Yet, this is heaven, not hell. Every single self-respecting stylist can tell that, that sartorial element is uproariously endearing, like the Spanish Sahara (FOALS). It’s poised to Take on the World (You Me At Six. I hope you catch my drift…

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 RUBY: (explains to a puzzled Lucy) er Styles Rocker LOVES London Fashion Week; he ADORES fedoras. Forever! That;s why he rocks, curate and write frock tunes about them, at London Fashion Week. Strike a pose, on the sidewalk please.

Hello! The fashionista walking the sidewalk at London Fashion Week; SS16, is Lucy Offen, a Fashion Designer and Print Designer at ASOS. Steal her chic, sprezzatura style by coupling a runway fedora by ASOS, of course, with Ecru culottes, ASOS blouse, Aquazzura shoes and Current/Elliott coat.

… er Styles Rocker: Just want to state that you London Fashion Week outfit looks (pauses)…SUPER amazing! Admittedly, I have designs on the silhouettes, textures, if fact, on every single aspect of the styling.

LUCY: Thank you (gleeful pride)

RUBY: He’s not done yet; he’s just getting started. Strike a pose, please.

er Styles Rocker: You’re welcome, Lucy. Like the WHOLEsome fashion week set, and the esteemed fashion editor, I’m wholly inspired by this aspirational aesthetic. Look! Against this backdrop, we are inordinately intrigued and keen to establish the muse behind the effortless creation.

LUCY: (softly, delicately) The 70s vintage and (pauses)…Yeah! That’s basically a mixture of vintage and commercial

er Styles Rocker: If you could speak a little bit louder for me, please. Okay?

LUCY: (no response)

er Styles Rocker: How do you define your personal style, normally?

LUCY:A mixture of vintage and High-street…

er Styles Rocker: Oh opulence! Understandably, I can’t pretend that I’m not interested in discovering the fashion label you are rocking in this, erm, makeup, especially that modern looking fedora 

LUCY: Erm. The hat (touches fedora, tenderly) is actually ASOS…

er Styles Rocker: …Actually, that element is oh my gosh, HOT

LUCY: (checks out her outfit) The shoes are vintage…

er Styles Rocker:. Those footwear are quite delicious; looks sublimely stupendous. The culottes is, erm, mischievously cool. I LOVE them

LUCY:….This (suede coat) is vintage…

er Styles Rocker: …Wow! Oh Wow. Now no one pulls off the vintage aesthetic as stylish as you…

LUCY:…and this (blouse) is ASOS

er Styles Rocker: Unsurprisingly, all the ASOS elements are fashionably opulent. The vintage separates boast the modern poise. That fedora, however, is in a class of its own. It’s the seriously stylish and equestrian element that elevates the ensemble to the stratospheric dimension our camera will struggle to reach in order capture this sartorial deity. How many of these catwalk sirens are ensconced in your collection.

LUCY: erm. Fifteen!

er Styles Rocker: Why on earth do you possess so many fedoras? Oh gosh!

LUCY:I LOVE hats! (chuckles) They are great!

er Styles Rocker: For anyone who simply cannot fathom the phenomenal appeal of fedora hats, please clarify

LUCY: They look great!

er Styles Rocker: They look great. Their aesthetics, designs and textures are great, indeed. In particular, I think the one you are rocking now teams superbly with the other statement elements in the modish attire. Clearly, we are inordinately pleased and excited to curate it for the Retrospective Exhibition of Immersive Styles And Aesthetics. Needless to say, we are equally enthusiastic just to talk about it.

LUCY: Thank you

er Styles Rocker: What do you LOVE about London Fashion Week?

LUCY: It’s EXCITING and it’s VERY diverse…

er Styles Rocker: …diverse in terms of the plethora of personal styles?

LUCY: Yes!

er Styles Rocker: And work of art aesthetics?

LUCY: Yes!

er Styles Rocker: Such opulent assertions aptly define Planet London Fashion Week…before you WALK the sidewalk, may we have your permission to publish this video on our YouTube show called Sidewalk Darlings?

LUCY: Erm. Yes!

Opulence!

LUCY: (looks behind her momentarily) I have to go…my colleague

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Cristina at London Fashion Week (aw16)

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Cristina: I teach people how to breathe under water LFW AW16

er Styles Rocker: Well, after spotting that obstreperously sprezzatura fedora; by Janessa Leone, hurrah, my breath has, incredibly, escaped from its fauna and flora. I hope you can teach me how to breath above water. hurry! I feel like a fish out of water

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er Styles Rocker:... You can bet your boots that Nicole Scherzinger, a revered fedora fashionista extraordinaire, for years, feels the same powerful and intense passion for it. Only a handful of fashion editors rock a fedora with such breathtaking eloquence, as her. Nicole Scherzinger. Like her, you have a knack for hand-picking an eternally desirable fedora hat. Can you tell me; what was the ethereal muse behind this bewitching outfit? www.instagram.com/SidewalkDarlings

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er Styles Rocker: Oh wow! This styling of this London Fashion Week ensemble is simply impeccable. I love and enjoy every single aspect of the stupendously elegant aesthetic. Oh, the elements in the collection are to live and breathe for; especially that strong featured fedora. I'm immensely lucky and proud to curate that pleasure inducing creation for the Gallery of Sidewalk Darlings.

The model walking the sidewalk at London Fashion Week is Cristina; also a Photographer, and Diving Instructor who still finds time to book models and work for Max Mara. Steal her awe-inspiring style by rocking runway fedoras by Janessa Leone, with Dabuwawa jumpsuit, Sophie Hulme bag and Converse's high-top -Chuck Taylor sneakers

Cristina: I teach people how to breathe under water

er Styles Rocker: Amazingly. Your doing a super important jobs; saving lives, inspiring hope. After spotting that obstreperously enchanting fedora; by Janessa Leone, hurrah, my breath has escape its flora and fauna. I hope you can teach me how to breathe above water. I feel like a fish out of water...keep up the good work

Cristina: Yes (chuckles)

er Styles Rocker:  You are a super talent; clearly demonstrated in the planning; presentation and styling of this fashionable London Fashion Week attire. Im really impressed with every single aspect od this exhilarating aesthetic

Cristina: (smiles; pleasingly, silently)

er Styles Rocker: er Styles Rocker:  Watch me dribble over that fierce fashion-forward, Picasso inspired fedora, then scribble my considered theory in your diary. that mind-blowing, LFW element makes me so excited I must proclaim its fiery appeal to planet earth and, pertinently, Planet London Fashion Week..

Suzanne:..Strike a pose, Cristina

er Styles Rocker:... You can bet your boots that Nicole Scherzinger, a revered fedora fashionista extraordinaire, for years, feels the same powerful and intense passion for it. Only a handful of fashion editors rock a fedora with such breathtaking eloquence, as her. Nicole Scherzinger. Like her, you have a knack for hand-picking an eternally desirable fedora hat. Can you tell me; what was the ethereal muse behind this bewitching outfit?

Cristina: Oh; hhh; just mainly comfy. I just jumped in a jumpsuit. I didn't have to wear...think about - with a top? With a T shirt? With a trousers? Comfy?

 er Styles Rocker: Such opulence

 Margarita: ...classy;; A lit bit of edge

er Styles Rocker: The Van Gogh hued, LFW outfit boast LOTS of edge, thanks to that fedora. At the out outset; you faced the familiar dilemma of what element to match with the play-suit. In the end, you made The right choice; when you opted for that obstreperously cool fedora. The proof is reflected in the admirable aesthete....essentially; a jaw-dropping portrayal of this sartorial gem. The creativity radiates; artistically.

Cristina: (smiles, with inordinate pride)

er Styles Rocker: How do you describe your personal style, normally

Cristina: Yesterday, there was a bit of panic...

er Styles Rocker: ...tell me about it, planning fashion week outfits last minute, we fashion week stylists have all been there...

Cristina: ....practical because of all the rain...

er Styles Rocker: Amazing! So we have seen these intoxicating elements that you are rocking today, especially that edgy fedora..

Cristina: ...(interjects) That's not effort, you have to see me when I really make an effort

er Styles Rocker: Well, if this outfit look so titillatingly stylish, edgy and chic even though you have not made an effort at all, then it would be a dream come through to spot your outfit when you have really made an effort

Cristina: (nods, smilingly)

er Styles Rocker: So hopefully, you will fulfill our dream. Okay?

Cristina: Yes! I'll give you guys the chance.

er Styles Rocker: The stuff of dreams. We would really appreciate that thoughtful gesture...SO what other coveted clothes have you stashed away in your collection?

Cristina: Most of the clothes in my wardrobe are from. Max Mara. I work for Max Mara...the rest are what I wear in the evenings - for fancy parties

er Styles Rocker: completely

Cristina: ...those are the man brands that i wear

er Styles Rocker: Apart from Max Mara what other Fashion labels are you into?

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Joy Craig at London Fashion Week (ss16)

er Styles Rocker: (gushes rhythmically) Hello! That Topshop fedora is a stupendously rustic, Van Gogh chic, design? Loud desire immerses the WHOLEsome fashion week set's minds. Enraptured, they are clearly inclined to look at it all day...

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er Styles Rocker: ...My heart has been captured. What can I say! That ethereal element has taken my breath away, literally. Where on earth did you unearth this timeless delight?. I want to rock it, GLEEFULLY, with my biker jacket and biker boots, in broad daylight. In other worlds, I want it, both day and night...   LFW

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The stylist walking the sidewalk at London Fashion Week; SS16, is Joy Craig, a fashion student at Kingston University. Steal the sprezzatura styling by coupling a model fedora by Topshop, with Zara jacket and boots, and Topshop jeans, bag and jumper.

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er Styles Rocker: Excellence! I just want to point out that Your outfit is emblematic of excellence; in other worlds, it looks super amazing

JOY: (chuckles)

er Styles Rocker: (enthuses rather poetically) ...I'm stupendously in love with this immaculate LFW aesthetic today. Look! It's clearly a classy and Picasso inspired style...The textures, silhouettes and hues have blown, erm, erm...(rhetorically) how do I vocalize this? - take my breath away. That fedora...

er Styles Rocker: .... is the winner element though; can't divert my eyes from the sartorial prize. Firmly my favorite fedora, forever. However, it looks too fashionable to be true. Arise! Great that you are sartorially wise. It would have been a cardinal sin not to complete the chic styling with that statement element. Amazing fashion sense!

JEREMY: (explains to Joy) Calm down Styles Rocker. (explains, conspiratorially to Joy) He gushes about London Fashion Week and fedoras, tirelessly. He adores both, immensely

Thank you

 er Styles Rocker: You are welcome...Who are what was the muse behind this sprezzatura styling?

 JOY: My inspiration for this outfit...

er Styles Rocker: Yes, please

JOY: (bows a little to check out outfit)

er Styles Rocker: that's it

 JOY: (straightens up, lifts fedora flap from her face, put her grey in its place}Well, as you know, grey hair is in, so I was going with...

 er Styles Rocker: (feigns belief) REALLY?

JOY: (firmly, broad smile) grey hair is VERY in...

 er Styles Rocker: ..grey hair is OUT - I'm joking...

 JOY: Completely in. So I was going with snowy, fluffy, flurry sort of look for today as it's cold and rainy in London today...

 er Styles Rocker: Excellence! I like your outfit but I like your voice as well.

 JOY: (laughs)

 er Styles Rocker: I could just stand and listen, all week, as you speak

 JOY: Thank you so much

 er Styles Rocker: Don't mention it. How do you define your personal style?

 JOY: My personal style! I like to have funky bit. Especially now it's coming up to winter I like to have fur(touches jumper)  I like feathers (touches bag)..That's my...

 er Styles Rocker: ...Yes. Girly and feminine!

 JOY: Girly and feminine

 er Styles Rocker: Chic, ele...elegant, edgy yet fierce simultaneously

 JOY: (nods) Exactly

 er Styles Rocker: Well, that's quintessentially, they aesthetic you are portraying today at London Fashion Week

 JOY: (chuckles) Yes

 er Styles Rocker: And, I'm naturally interested to discover the fashion brands you are rocking. Fedora first,please.

JOY: My hat (proudly grabs edges of fedora) is from Topshop

 er Styles Rocker: First and foremost, that's the element I ADORE the most. It's presence is awe-inspiring; the hue is wholly immersive. You don't have to guess, it's clear that it's the texture and divine design that leave me speechless

 JOY: (molds the flops in differing shapes, playfully) Very nice! and comfortable. (chuckles, laughs)

 er Styles Rocker: Indeed! I love how you carellessly romp with the design by modelling it into different forms and shapes. Okay, top fedora from Topshop, and...?

 JOY: Topshop jumper

 er Styles Rocker: Clearly amazing. Grey! Coordinates seamlessly with that grey grey hair you are showcasing there

 JOY: (grabs leather jacket by the, erm) Yes! The jacket is from Zara

 er Styles Rocker:  Oh gosh! That jacket is so immersive. Just look at the silhouette! This outerwear is like...

 JOY: (spins top show detailed beauty)

 er Styles Rocker: ...something else. In other worlds, a breath of fresh air; opulent, shimmering and dear; I LOVE every single aspect, every minute detail, the texture is amazing...

 JOY: The bag is also from Topshop

 er Styles Rocker: Wow! Look at that! Two tone bag, boasting the grey color palette also...It seem you have won the exclusive contract from Topshop. All the elements really rock!..

 JOY: (plays with the bag's texture) The jeans are from Topshop

 er Styles Rocker: Hmm! delectable midnight hue just like the tailored trousers I am rocking

JOY: Topshop (chuckles)

 er Styles Rocker: No surpise there. Those delectable footwear has swept me off my feet

 JOY: (chuckles) They are from Zara...The shoes are from Zara. Wow!

er Styles Rocker: So Zara and Topshop

er Styles Rocker: Undoubtedly, you have selected elements from the high-street stores of excellence! Look! I totally love every single element that you are rocking today - the whole entire aesthetic...What do you like about London Fashion Week?

 JOY: London Fashion week is eccentric, exciting; most people come with their street-styles...

(motorbike passes, noisily)

er Styles Rocker: (jokes) How dare that motorist to disrupt this exclusive conversation

 JOY: (laughs)

 er Styles Rocker: Sorry about that

 JOY: Loads of people here with their street styles, get involve, get in the atmosphere, dressing up, taking photographs - it's just a VERY fun environment.

er Styles Rocker: Oh excellence.. That's London Fashion Week,in essence...How many fedoras do you possess, incidentally

 JOY: (laughs out loudly) How many hats do I have?

 er Styles Rocker: Yes, please

 JOY: (smiles) About four!

 er Styles Rocker: Oh gosh! Why you have so many fedora hats? You are just a single fashionista!

 JOY: Different colors!

 er Styles Rocker: Just for the colours? What else? There has to be something else.

JOY: (plays with fedora flaps)

 er Styles Rocker: And the Styles!

JOY:  yes!

er Styles Rocker: Oh! I Though so. Excellence! What role does a fedora play in your styling? When you are going out and decide to rock a fedora with our outfit

 JOY: The hat makes such a difference,

 er Styles Rocker: Wow! Even me could not express that sentiment with such reverence, pertinence, eminence...

 JOY: ..A hat just add extra chicness to your outfit.. I could take off my hat so you could see the with and without but my hair will be messy underneath without the hatt. So the hat just stays on

 er Styles Rocker: Just the way I envision it. So rock on! That fedora enhances the WHOLEsome aesthetic

 JOY: It adds an extra...

er Styles Rocker: Completely! I am a fedora fashionista myself. I have my own collection also. So I am happy when I meet a stylist who rocks a fedora and pertinently, rocks it as beautifully as you are doing now...

 JOY: Thank you so much

 er Styles Rocker: ...So inspiring. Fashion Editors can't help but aspire towards the effortless styling you are displaying...(laughs at his endless gushing) Sorry.

JOY: (smiles)

er Styles Rocker: Thanks for your enlightening insights and pertinently, for sharing your stylish outfit with us. We are really inspired...Can we have your permission to publish this video on our youtube show called Sidewalk Darlings?

JOY: Yes, you do

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