Yapping and Snapping - North Face jacket

FASHION mad Justin and his sidewalk duds, Kristen and Kate pull aside an accommodating pedestrian, RICKY, who dons the most desireable jacket. Typically, Kristen and Kate do ALL the snapping whereas, Justin, who wears a super cute Calvin Klein jacket, do MOST of the yapping.



JUSTIN
(gushes)

Since I first noticed EVERYONE on the sidewalk wearing this jacket, I have been searching EVERYWHERE for it, but to no avail. I love it. I'm ready to throw away ALL my rent money on it.

KATE
(roll eyes)

Oh boy!

Kristen
(to Ricky)

I understand how he feels..Where the hell can he buy it? Who the hell design it?


RICKY

It's a North Face jacket...It's REALLY nice and warm..It's not big, and it does'nt make you look big..You can wear something or NOTHING beneath it, so it's excellent for warmer temperatures....For your information, it will be in the sidewalk sale...up to 75% off...


JUSTIN

.....GREAT!

　

MALE

...in the new year.


KRISTEN

This a FARCE!

　

JUSTIN

In the new year? What? I want this jacket for christmas, so BADLY.. I don't care that EVERYONE has it..By the way, what make you think I can't afford it NOW.


MALE

Well, I don't supposed you lot make much - just snapping passers'-by outfits and yapping with them. I admire your passion though...

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FREE PEOPLE party dress

KRISTEN and KATE hop off the bench to snap a pedestrian, Rebekah. Her minimalistic party dress harmonizes with the sidewalk's new dress code.  An ostensibly mesmerized Justin hops off also. Before striking a pose, Rebekah whips off her biker jacket, revealing a head-turning, strapless number from FREE PEOPLE collection.


JUSTIN
(cosying up beside Rebekah for the photograph, Kate playfully pushes him away)

If your'e test-driving this dress, you need to go home and take it off immediately.

REBEKAH

What? I'm going to my office's pre-Christmas party, I can't turn back now..

KRISTEN
I'm afraid, it needs a little alterations, otherwise, you are destined to be laughing stock of party, instead of  LIFE OF IT.

KATE

It's quite extravagant, but it's the best party dress we have seen on the sidewalk today.

REBEKAH

It took me ages to find a party dress. I was relieved when I finally found this one..ALL my friends like it.....

KRISTEN AND KATE takes a flurry of pictures of Rebekah in seconds

JUSTIN

We're messing with you.Sorry. ALL your friends who like it...have excellent fashion sense...We absolutely ADORE the dress. It's a perfect match for that delightful necklace....

KRISTEN
(to Rebekah)

....Throw your head back a bit

KATE

....Perfect. Hold onto that pose

JUSTIN

....Your'e gonna have a whole lot of fun as it swirls to the rhythm

KATE

If you ever get tired of it after a few wears, I'll have it...Just saying

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jump on the Jumpsuit wagon

FLANKED by two police officers, a woman clad in a prison-like jumpsuit, stands on the sidewalk, holding a huge sign which reads “ONLY AN IDIOT WOULD DRIVE ON THE SIDEWALK TO AVOID A SCHOOL BUS”.

Passers-by agree the court was correct in its judgement and hope this will be a lesson to everyone who threatens lives on the sidewalk.

                KRISTEN
Sweet justice, indeed.

KRISTEN
(yells)
You call that sweet justice?why the HELL is she allowed to wear oversize sunglasses and baseball cap? The police need to take them off. We need to see her darn face!


JUSTIN

She is even smoking and texting. That's not punishment. She seems to be having a whale of a time
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With jumpsuits foremost on everyones' lips, the sidewalk chums immediately notice a pedestrian who is wearing an on-trend long sleeved sequinned one.

JUSTIN
When it comes to jumpsuit, you either get it right, or you DON'T. She takes a huge style risk, but you know what chums, like Rihanna in Armani denim jumpsuit and Kristen Stewart at the Twilight premiere in lace jumpsuit, she gets it right...

KATE
It’s a nice outfit. She looks amazing. Her fashion sense is spot on

KRISTEN
Too much flesh on display


JUSTIN
Well, she has immaculate skin, so why not flaunt it?

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Is it me, or is winter-clothes shopping a pain?

PERHAPS it's nice and warm in your heart but by the looks of what pedestrians are wearing today, winter is in full oscillation. It gets colder and wetter each day. Nevertheless, Justin, Kristen and Kate are still upbeat about hanging out at their favorite sidewalk haunt; the bench.

Long sleeved, slim fit cardigan that Justin is wearing on the sidewalk

                                 KRISTEN
 I love your cardigan, Justin. It looks so edgy, modern and splendiferous...That's a good investment for the winter season.

                                  KATE
It's so cool and good-looking. Can't believe it's a male's cardigan looking so AWESOME.


                                  JUSTIN
(beams, fishes out Iphone and shows an image of the item)

Thanks girl and girl...

KRISTEN
(to Kate)

Splendiferous? I would'nt go that far. SPLENDID will suffice...Incidentally, Kate, that's a great, flamboyant flower lace cardigan you got on...Where did you get it?...So gorgeous. And desirable, covetable...





KATE
(quips, fishes out Iphone and show image of the cardigan)

Thanks Sorry you can't have this one I'm wearing. It's taken...And I wont let you take it off me either...




                       




  LAUGHTER



JUSTIN

You two need to get a.....bench. your OWN bench...


                      KATE

That's something to think about...By the way, KRISTEN, have you bought your winter coat as yet?


                      KRISTEN:

I still don't have a winter coat. I guess I'm not ready to strangle myself in a turtleneck. UGH!


                       JUSTIN

That's mad. It's freezing on the sidewalk, and you dressing like it's still summer. Oh my gosh!


                       KATE

Kristen, your'e MAD. You wanna get ill or something?...


                        KRISTEN

I'm sure you both have ONLY winter pieces in your capsule collection. However, mine contains more summer clothes than winter ones.


JUSTIN

What?


                           KATE

You are madder than I initially thought.


                           JUSTIN

Is it just me, or is winter shopping a PAIN. I can't be bothered.


                           KATE
(exchanges derisive looks with Justin)

IT'S JUST YOU! You are gonna freeze to...illness. Summer is officially over, for your information.


 PEDESTRIAN WALKS PASS THE BENCH IN A HOODED WINTER COAT


                            KATE
                            (gushes)
Ahh! She look so cosy, comfortable and warm, I'd be tempted to sleep in that awesome coat....

KRISTEN

...That's a load of filth...If she had use a peplum belt as a cinch around the garment, it would have look more flattering.

JUSTIN

(rebukes)

Don't say something like that when Kate is talking

                       

                              KRISTEN

(points at foot of bench, in protest)

But it's true!... That's a load of filth.... at our feet.

                     


                                JUSTIN AND KATE

(grimace, spring onto their feet)

Yuck! Let's go, girl and girl

                           KATE

 Where are we going Justin?

                                 


                          KRISTEN

I'd like to know that too. Where the HELL are we going?

                               

                              JUSTIN

Winter clothes shopping at the mall for some nice warm clothes for you.


KATE:

I'm coming also.


                               KRISTEN

Thanks guy and girl, but there is nothing out there for me. It's quite unlikely, you will find anything that I really like. Seriously. Besides, I'm not ready to look like a fur collared Michelin mannequin.


KATE

Shut up!


                             JUSTIN

I know what shop, Topshop, has some ultra-chic winter stuffs...It never fails whether it's winter, summer spring or autumn


                           KATE
....Ear muffs, boots, umbrella. Oh, and JACKET!


                          JUSTIN

Brilliant! SOunds like today gonna be my lucky day. Yipeeeee!!!!!

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Is it just me, or is winter shopping a PAIN

PERHAPS it's nice and warm in your heart but by the looks of what pedestrians are wearing today, winter is in full oscillation. It gets colder and wetter each day. Nevertheless, Justin, Kristen and Kate are still upbeat about hanging out at their favorite sidewalk haunt; the bench.

Long sleeved, slim fit cardigan that Justin is wearing on the sidewalk

                                 KRISTEN
 I love your cardigan, Justin. It looks so edgy, modern and splendiferous...That's a good investment for the winter season.

KATE
It's so cool and good-looking. Can't believe it's a male's cardigan looking so AWESOME.


JUSTIN
(beams, fishes out Iphone and shows an image of the item)

Thanks...

KRISTEN
(to Kate)

Splendiferous? I would'nt go that far. SPLENDID will suffice. If she had use a peplum belt as a cinch around the garment, it would have look more flattering...Incidentally, Kate, that's a great, flamboyant flower lace cardigan you got on...Where did you get it?...So gorgeous. And desirable, covetable...





KATE
(quips, fishes out Iphone and show image of the cardigan)

Thanks Sorry you can't have this one I'm wearing. It's taken...And I wont let you take it off me either...




                        




  LAUGHTER

 

JUSTIN

You two need to get a.....bench. your OWN bench...


                      KATE

That's something to think about...By the way, KRISTEN, have you bought your winter coat as yet?


                      KRISTEN:

I still don't have a winter coat. I guess I'm not ready to strangle myself in a turtleneck. UGH!


                       JUSTIN

That's mad. It's freezing on the sidewalk, and you dressing like it's still summer. Oh my gosh!


                       KATE

Kristen, your'e MAD. You wanna get ill or something?...


                        KRISTEN

I'm sure you both have ONLY winter pieces in your capsule collection. However, mine contains more summer clothes than winter ones.


JUSTIN

What?


                           KATE

You are madder than I initially thought.


                           JUSTIN

Is it just me, or is winter shopping a PAIN. I can't be bothered.


                           KATE
(exchanges derisive looks with Justin)

IT'S JUST YOU! You are gonna freeze to...illness. Summer is officially over, for your information.


 PEDESTRIAN WALKS PASS THE BENCH IN A HOODED WINTER COAT


                            KATE
                            (gushes)

Ahh! She look so cosy, comfortable and warm, I'd be tempted to sleep in that awesome coat....

KRISTEN

...That's a load of filth...

JUSTIN

(rebukes)

Don't say something like that when Kate is talking

                         KRISTEN

(points at foot of bench, in protest)

But it's true!... That's a load of filth.... at our feet.

                        JUSTIN AND KATE

(grimace, spring onto their feet)

Yuck! Let's go, girl and girl

KATE

 Where are we going Justin?

                                    KRISTEN

I'd like to know that too. Where the HELL are we going?

                                  JUSTIN

Winter clothes shopping at the mall for some nice warm clothes for you.


KATE:

I'm coming also.


                               KRISTEN

Thanks guy and girl, but there is nothing out there for me. It's quite unlikely, you will find anything that I really like. Seriously. Besides, I'm not ready to look like a fur collared Michelin mannequin.


KATE

Shut up!


                             JUSTIN

I know what shop, Topshop, has some ultra-chic winter stuffs...It never fails whether it's winter, summer spring or autumn


                           KATE
....Ear muffs, boots, umbrella. Oh, and JACKET!


                          JUSTIN

Brilliant! SOunds like today gonna be my lucky day. Yipeeeee!!!!!

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