Sidewalk Darlings: March 2017

Friday 31 March 2017

er Styles Rocker at London Fashion Week (aw17)

at London Fashion Week, er Styles Rocker, London Fashion Week honorary cheerleader, fedora poster boy and frock tune designer for the, erm, bombastic frock band called Sidewalk Darlings, rocks an audacious fedora from Rakuten.... https://www.facebook.com/SidewalkDarlings/

...with ALTERED IMAGE biker jacket, GUY LAROCHE shirt, FREE SOUL jumper and cobalt blue tie from TKMAXX. Needless to say that sweltering fedora hat rock like The Greatest View and Silver chair #LFW #AW17 Portrait by Neil Hall/Reuters

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Tuesday 28 March 2017

Angela Peruffo at LOndon Fashion Week (aw17)

er Styles Rocker: (muses, breathlessly) Look! This London Fashion Week has met its divine match; hello, that Maison Michel fedora, is a striking catch; the most delectable snack. Oh my God!(The Pretty Reckless) All the statement elements in the WHOLEsome styling REALLY rock https://www.facebook.com/SidewalkDarlings/

er Styles Rocker: ....However, that fedora hat is, unquestionably, the one to watch. Isn't it just the the perfect element, not even a watch could catch up. Awe-inspiring design. I really love it. Valerie, I have a feeling this is gonna be a tremendous shot. #aw17 #LFW www.allthatrageseries.blogspot.com

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Nowplaying high-decibel frock music on Sidewalk Darlings, erm, FM - Feed The Machine by Nickelback and How Did You Love by Shinedown

er Styles Rocker: I’m entirely bewitched by the beguiling aesthete of this London Fashion Week outfit. What a monster hit! 100 percent value for, erm, honey! Just watching it makes my day, way better than hay or even clay. Each element is a wearable, delectable treat. That super chic fedora by Maison Michel, however, takes my breath away; it's simply beautiful; the most beautiful. The outfit deserves that extra-terrestrial gem. www.facebook.com/SidewalkDarlings

Valerie: (explains to a bemused Angela) Styles Rocker (that’s er Styles Rocker, for you) is quite adept at mythologizing London Fashion Week and fedoras. Strike a pose, please www.instagram.com/SidewalkDarlings

The fashion week fashionista walking the sidewalk at London Fashion Week; aw17, is Angela Peruffo; a Model. Steal her super dimensional, sprezzatura style by matching a fedora by Maison Michel with W11 studio coat shirt and skirt, Mark Cross bag and Doc Martens shoes.

er Styles Rocker: May I say that your London Fashion Week outfit looks super AMAZING?

Miss Peruffo: Thank you (checks out outfit)

er Styles Rocker: I’d really really like to know the inspiration behind this, erm, style divinity; arguably the most stylish in the vicinity, that you are unveiling at London Fashion Week

Miss Peruffo: (checks out elements in outfit)

er Styles Rocker: (repeats) Who or what was your muse for this effortless aesthete, this, erm, charming outlook?

Miss Peruffo: So the inspiration is all about metals…

er Styles Rocker: …heavy metal and fedoras ROCK…

Miss Peruffo: …and matching the buttons here (draws attention to voluminous buttons on coat)

er Styles Rocker: Beautiful! So what fashion labels are you rocking? Fedora first, please

Miss Peruffo: The hat? (touches fedora, erm, daringly) is Maison Michel

er Styles Rocker: Well, I could tell, judging from the fashion in which its design places the wellness fashion week set in this environment, under a spell. It’s a spellbinding, beautiful fedora. I really LOVE this element; the most ethereal accessory. So does the establishment. To be honest, I am in my element just checking it out

Miss Peruffo: Thank you. The bag is by Mark Cross

Styles Rocker: Oozes inordinate class, oh, it looks amazing.…

Miss Peruffo: … Everything else is from W11 Studio

er Styles Rocker: Spell it out, please

Miss Peruffo: (spells) W

Styles Rocker: Yes

Miss Peruffo: 11, the number

er Styles Rocker: Yes

Miss Peruffo: Studio

er Styles Rocker: Amazing! Thank you for that. And how many fedoras have you stashed away in your wardrobe?

Miss Peruffo: How many hats?

er Styles Rocker: Yes, please! I’m highly intrigued.

Miss Peruffo: (ruminates, looks away, mental count perhaps)

er Styles Rocker: Fedoras – like mine

Miss Peruffo: I have 3

er Styles Rocker: Why on earth do you possess so many? What do you like about fedoras?

Miss Peruffo: I think they can make the outfit. Even If I are wear something simple; it makes a a statement

er Styles Rocker: Excellent! In essence, that’s an ample pronouncement. Out of mere interest, what other statement elements do you have in your fashionable wardrobe?

Miss Peruffo: I like...I REALLY like this jewelry. The clothing that W11 is pushing is a new concept

er Styles Rocker: Judging from what I can see, their designs are not only new; they are thoughtful, modish and creative. The silhouettes are utterly immersive; I’d refer to them as something that I love. Just look, they are in no fashion dissimilar to a sartorial deity. Completely!

Miss Peruffo: And you can wear it as a necklace (illustrates)

er Styles Rocker: Wow! I’m AMAZED! Like my erstwhile fedora, it’s amazing, simple and versatile.

Miss Peruffo: Yes! It's REALLY versatile.

er Styles Rocker: Beautiful! What do you LOVE about London Fashion Week?

(photographer approaches) I think it’s…hello Jonathan!

er Styles Rocker: (laughs) See someone who you know

Miss Peruffo: (joins laughter)

Styles ROCKER: What do you enjoy the most about LOndon Fashion Week?

Miss Peruffo: That it's FRESH!

Styles Rocker:

and Original.

er Styles Rocker: Fresh and original, just like the stupendous aesthete you are showcasing today. NO wonder wea re entirely impressed with every single aspect of the sprezzatura styling...How do you describe your personal style? How do you like to dress?

Miss Peruffo: Erm, casual!

er Styles Rocker: Minimal! Minimalist!

Miss Peruffo: Yes

er Styles Rocker: Look! Your style impressed me so much today; I simply can’t impressed that fact you sufficiently…Before you walk the sidewalk, may we have your permission to publish this video on our youtube show called Sidewalk Darlings?

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Monday 20 March 2017

TIAGO at London Fashion Week (aw17)

er Styles Rocker: (gushes breathlessly) Look! An edgy fedora by HM; for every single London Fashion Week season. What a fedora hat! I'm loving this, ALOT. Here are the obvious reasons. Oh gosh! You can bet your boots it's an astounding stand-out

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er Styles Rocker: (continues the onslaught) ...inspiration to the WHOLEsome fashion week set. Its intoxicating aesthetics leaves every single one of us breathless, even restless. That's the truth. In my book, I'm wholly convinced that it's a, erm, prince. I'd be delighted to reserve a spot for it in the Retrospective of Styles And Aesthetics. LFW AW17

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RACHEL: (explains to Tiago) er Styles Rocker has lots of fun just mythologizing, hyperbolically, about fedoras and London Fashion Week. Strike a pose, please.

er Styles Rocker: (exudes rhythmically) Oh Wow! Every single element in this outfit looks in vogue, spot on. Undoubtedly, this is one of the most psychedelically cool suits I have ever spotted at London Fashion Week. Oh gosh! What an ICONIC titan! That HM fedora, however, is an art work incarnate, my ultimate addiction. What a presence! I LOVE London Fashion Week, every season I thank the hierarchy for staging London Fashion Week. The plethora of styles and aesthetics present are always one of a kind and audaciously breathtaking. LFW AW17

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er Styles Rocker: Thank you Tiago, for sharing your amazing style with us at London Fashion Week. Like SUmmer Samba by Astrud Gilberto, it's very nice, so nice, it leave us, the hierarchy and the wellness Fashion Week set, utterly breathless. SO nice. That FLAMING fedora, however, is the element that gives me butterflies..
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The menswear influencer walking the sidewalk at London Fashion Week is Tiago Mateos Mendez, a professional dancer, from Brazil, who now lives in Spain. Since you are seismically inspired by his fedora enhanced attire, go ahead and steal the edgy aesthetic by matching a runway fedora by H&M, with ASOS trousers, waistcoat from TKMAXX, Urban Outfitters shirt, NOrth Face gloves, Nike Cortez trainers and Forever 21 coat. www.instagram.com/SidewalkDarlings

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Rachel: er Styles ROcker, Does anyone have a crush on y…

er Styles Rocker: …I don’t know...

Rachel: Do you have a crush on…

er Styles Rocker: (Interrupts)…Yes. How sweet is that fedora! Hey Rachel!
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er Styles Rocker: Just wanna say that your suited and booted aesthetic is so on point. Hey Rachel! Position the camera to capture the pedigree fedora as it’s the element that fascinates me the highest degree.

TIAGO: Thank you (bows)

er Styles Rocker: It’s super dapper and I really LOVE every single aspect of the illustrative styling. Can you describe the inspiration this style?

TIAGO: Well, I’m a public dancer…public style…Public dancers wear this kind of clothing…suits…long suits…I really Like the jacket…back to the beginnings; old times (vintage? Retro?)

er Styles Rocker: Brilliance! Out of sheer interest, how do you define your personal style? How do you like to dress, normally?

TIAGO: I like to wear what I’m feeling. Comfortable. I try not to repeat what I see outside

er Styles Rocker: Yes! Yes! You have your own original style, you create…

TIAGO: …smart but casual. I LOVE to mix colours…smart clothes

er Styles Rocker: Brilliance! So London Fashion Week is happening right now as we speak. What on earth is it.

TIAGO: (cups face in hand) erm (chuckles) Actually I’ve just been dancing at an event. (checks out outfit) This is just my normal outfit

er Styles Rocker: Quintessentially, it’s also a London Fashion Week aesthetic. No wonder wear re really moved by the modish styling. I really would like to know what fashion brands you are rocking. Fedora first, please

TIAGO: Actually, it’s H&m

er Styles Rocker: Actually, that’s a gem; I LOVE it…(spots outerwear) That coat!

TIAGO: I found it in a second-hand shop

er Styles Rocker: What a discovery! Do you know what fashion house designed it? The fashion brand?

TIAGO: Yea. I think (opens outerwear, peers at label) the brand is (says name)

er Styles Rocker: Spell it out, please

TIAGO: (spells)

er Styles Rocker: I ADORE the stunning silhouette…

TIAGO: …and (runs, hand along trousers) This is from ASOS

er Styles Rocker: Trousers. ASOS!

Yes. The coat is from TKMAXX

er Styles Rocker: It looks AMAZING, I love EVERY single aspect of the design.

TIAGO: The shirt is from Urban Outfitters

er Styles Rocker: …It’s…

TIAGO: …I like to buy cheap. I don’t have to spend lots of money

er Styles Rocker: Oh Yeah!...

TIAGO: …on good things

er Styles Rocker: It’s not about price tag at all. It’s all about the design, the style, the silhouette, texture – together they boast flair and panache

TIAGO: (spins a bit to show off footwear) and the shoes are Nike Cortez

er Styles Rocker: Oh, it looks, erm, brilliant. I love it also; completely….Those gloves! So stylish yet functional – for the winter

TIAGO: Oh yeah. They are comfortable – from the North Face

er Styles Rocker: Incidentally, how many fedora hats have you invested in for your capsule collection?

TIAGO: 3 hats.

er Styles Rocker: What! Why do you have so many?

TIAGO: Oh (shrugs docile shoulders) the different colors, (touches fedora, lovingly) designs – so for different outfits.

er Styles Rocker: Oh what do you LOVE about your fedoras? When you couple one of them with other statement elements in your ensemble?

TIAGO: (touches fedora, tenderly) Oh the fedora (runs, hand on outer edge of the fedora hat, proudly) It gives you lots of things to do when I’m dancing (displays few routines)

er Styles Rocker: Oh, I see the excellent moves (laughs)

TIAGO: (continues to demonstrate) You can take it off as well (whips fedora off his head, bows)

er Styles Rocker: (applauses raucously) Immersive! Simply immersive! Very creative!

TIAGO: That’s why I wear a hat. It give s you a lot of things to do

er Styles Rocker: Versatile! What can I say! You are a fellow creative dancer, stylist; in other worlds, you are, like me, a man who wears many hats. We are more than impressed and moved with your on point styling. Excellently executed! You should be amazed at yourself.

TIAGO: Thank you

er Styles Rocker: Before you walk the sidewalk, may we have your permission to publish this on your tube show called Sidewalk Darlings

TIAGO: No worries.

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Thursday 9 March 2017

Miss Svalbe at London Fashion Week (aw17)

er Styles Rocker: (coos, breathlessly) There is absolutely no point in rocking an ethereally chic outfit like this, if that dreamy fedora by Zara was not incorporated in the styling... https://www.facebook.com/SidewalkDarlings/ #LFW #aw17

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er Styles Rocker: ...Oh Gosh! I'm spotting this ENCHANTING element twice in an hour; lucky me; HENCE THE SMILING. just wow! i need IT. I'd rock the hell out of it, matched, ONLY, with my coveted biker jacket and biker boots. Without hesitation, that perfection (texture, design, color, etcetera) that emblem of, erm, significant accessories, is catapulted to the top of my autumn/winter wish list.

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Suzanne: (explains to Anna) Styles Rocker, that's er Styles Rocker for you, ADORES fedoras and London Fashion Week so much, he mythologizes them every season. NOwplaying on Sidewalk Darlings, erm, FM, Gold Lion by Yeah Yeah Yeahs and crushcrushcrush by Paramore. Strike a pose, please.

er Styles Rocker: (screams, breathlessly) Oh Gosh! I LOVE this LUSH London Fashion Week outfit so much; with all my heart; definitely my sartorial crush. It goes to show that at fashion week, there is always a plethora of ultra chic distractions. Admittedly, my eyes are inundated at this moment, nevertheless, that obstreperously edgy fedora still manages to draw my attention to this direction; the modish destination. Understandably, Sidewalk Darlings very own, Suzanne, needs to curate it so desperately. Where on earth did you discover that gem. I must get that for my collection www.instagram.com/SidewalkDarlings

The fashionista walking the sidewalk at London Fashion Week is Anna, a student of Architectural History and English Literature in Dublin. Since, like us, you are visibly moved by her minimalism tinged outfit, go ahead and steal the idea. All you have to do, is match a runway fedora by Zara with other statement elements; Urban Outfitters metallic shoes, AMERICAN VINTAGE coat, Zara blouse and denim jeans.

er Styles Rocker: First of all, please state your name and what you do – please

ANNA: My name is Anna and I study in Dublin

er Styles Rocker: Excellence! We LOVE Dublin. And what subject are you studying?

ANNA: Architectural History and English Literature

er Styles Rocker: So I'm so mesmerized by your stylish outfit

ANNA: Thank you so much (strikes a pose, in appreciation)

er Styles Rocker: I really would like to hear about the inspiration behind this ultra delectable aesthetic that you are showing of now. You should be proud of the styling.

ANNA: The aesthetic is a bit of minimalism and a bit, kind of vintage, I guess; with a little bit of a sparkle…

er Styles Rocker:..It boast A LOT of sparkle; since it features that ultra desirable fedora. Oh gosh! What a style marvel…

ANNA: … And a little bit of everything, I guess. Not too much, not too little

er Styles Rocker: You clearly striking the right balance. How immersive! How accomplished this feat so effortlessly is a mystery. Look! That striking fedora is the epitome of sartorial symmetry…London Fashion Week! What is it all about?

ANNA: London Fashion Week is about expressing yourself. It’s about designers giving their own ideas of the world – and political issues. For individuals as well; like myself – a personal statement. It’s your personality. How to express yourself

er Styles Rocker: Yes

ANNA: …express yourself to the world

er Styles Rocker: Quintessentially; that is London Fashion Week. Thanks for clearing up the apparent mystery..Besides, you are expressing your personality and individuality so validly and magnificently. Just look at that awe-inspiring style

ANNA: (does a half twirl, in appreciation)

er Styles Rocker: Pertinently, I'm highly desirous of discovering the fashion labels that you out features. Fedora first, please

ANNA: (touches fedora, lovingly) The hat?

er Styles Rocker: Yes, please! What fashion house designed that gigantic gem? It float my boat. Where on earth did you discover that dreamboat..suits the other statement elements in the outfit. I have never seen a fedora this dapper and perfect for all weather, for seasons. I want one.

ANNA: Zara

er Styles Rocker: I LOVE it. Zara fedoras always INSANELY cool and edgy…Out of interest, how do you possess?

ANNA: This is like my first one.

er Styles Rocker: What! What took so long? (coos, breathlessly) There is absolutely no point in rocking an ethereally chic outfit like this, if that dreamy fedora by Zara was not incorporated in the styling. Oh Gosh! I'm spotting this ENCHANTING element twice in an hour; lucky me; HENCE THE SMILING. just wow! i need IT. I'd rock the hell out of it, matched, ONLY, with my coveted biker jacket and biker boots. Without hesitation, that perfection (texture, design, color, etcetera) that emblem of, erm, significant accessories, is catapulted to the top of my autumn/winter wish list.

ANNA: I honestly don’t know. I’m still searching

er Styles Rocker: I think you have found the one. Just look at it. Oh gosh! It looks so effortlessly elegant and, erm, poised. So if you are still searching; it must be for some more of these sartorial gems.

ANNA: (nods)

er Styles Rocker: What in particular do you enjoy about matching this one with the other atmospheric elements in your statement outfit?

ANNA: It gives it a little edge. I think if there was no hat, it would be just simple. It gives it a little bit of an edge

er Styles Rocker: In other worlds, something would me missing if you were not rocking a fedora

ANNA: Yes!

er Styles Rocker: I agree with you, wholeheartedly, hurriedly…That coat!

ANNA: (strikes a pose, a little celebratory half twirl) Vintage!

er Styles Rocker: Wow! That coat looks AMAZING, completely. Oh gosh! What a dreamboat!...(rhetorically) What other elements are you rocking (glances over outfit, admiringly) That white blouse. Oh gosh! What a top! As thrilling as the blues

ANNA: (checks out outfit) Everything is from Zara but my shoes are from Urban Outfitters

er Styles Rocker: The design and gold, metallic aesthetic of those footwear are simply divine…So what other elements accompany that fedora in your autumn/winter wardrobe?

ANNA: I have other coats. I like a bit of a wool (expressive gesticulations of shoulders) you know. Kind of army slash – the oxford blazer – the gold buttons. That’s kind of my look – and skirts, dresses. A lot of velvets. I LOVE velvet!

er Styles Rocker: Blue Velvet? I am completely enamoured by the contents of your collection…

ANNA: …Chokers (indicate neck) erm, hoops!

er Styles Rocker: …Oops! So what’s the appeal of velvet?

ANNA: (rhapsodizes) velvet is kind of – heavy, feminine; it can be worn as a grunge look – a very, kind of princess look

er Styles Rocker: Sound immersive. I bet my boots it LOOKS immersive also…

ANNA: It’s Versatile!

er Styles Rocker: I REALLY love your effortlessly elegant style today. Thank you for taking the time out to share with Sidewalk Darlings

ANNA: Thank you so much

er Styles Rocker: You are welcome. Before your walk the sidewalk, may we have your permission to publish this video on our YouTube show called, erm Sidewalk Darlings.

ANNA: (nods)

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