-scale=1.0" : "width=1100"' name='viewport'/>scale=1.0,minimum Sidewalk Darlings: October 2019

Monday 14 October 2019

Yuka Ishii at London Fashion Week SS19

at Sidewalk Darlings FM Studio
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At er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: Sidewalk Darlings FM boast a vast music library. Yet, the studio is not a library, by nature. It features extortionately loud rock tunes; just to keep you larks atrociously lively like a Greenpheasants aviary, while maintaining the integrity of Sidewalk Darlings dynasties. Rivalling the buzzing IslandOfTheMonsoonl in the soundscape stakes, RepeatAgain is a dreamland; a powerhouse of rocknroll musical notes. [he presses the Play[by Marmoset, I mean Marmozets} button on the rousing song[drumroll] - ThisIsHowItFeels by InspiralCarpets] CraigGill 's drumming is overwhelmingly pulsating. The studio’s factotums; airdrummers and even the so-called real drummers are starting to rock out, perspiring, just as hard and intensely, immensely, as the airguitar fans. Your hands are not tied, so yank up the volume until the Avalanche[BringMetheHorizon] grows loud, er, than a #Orangutan ‘s softhoot or whimper[WhatHaveYouDone by WithinTemptation

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Meanwhile at @LondonFashionWeekSS19 180Thestrand
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er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: Some fashion radicals don’t like to look on other stylists outfits then judge, but I do. I'm just attracted to the wild yet chic bikerjacket featured ensemble. Every single element in the makeup looks ultra-elegant, but it is the most captivating distraction; the aesthetic is Incredibly insane! I wish my statement elements styling could boast this degree of perfection. I will try, but you can bet your boots the results will not be this extraordinarily fly

Helena: Those compliments were paid, erm, compliments of the sartorial iteration of Sidewalk Darlings juggernaut

er/Styles/Rocker/Oh:OurLegacy[WhileSheSleeps], sparks
Helena: Today[TheSmashingPumpkins] at LFW SS19, YuKa Ishii; a FashionBusiness student; at @Lcflondon lcflondon, from Japan
er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: WildJapanreally rock

Helena: Walk[Foofighters]s the sidewalk, like the Empress{SnowPatrol] to showcase her sprezzatura incarnation of the classic biker jacket aesthete
Dakota: Strike a pose[JesusChristPose], please
PrettyPicture[@(@tequila_mock TequilaMockingbyrd] by Dakota of @amazonfwt amazonfwt Schoolofrock Ourplane

Passerby: Those are some stylish pants!
at Sidewalk Darlings FM Studio
er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: it’s 3am[YouMeAtSix ], erm, InTheMorning[Razorlight]. Thanku[AlanisMorissette] fellow larks, for tuning in to the RepeatAgain show. SidewalkDarlings FM aka the UltraHIGHemissionZone, is within Walk[Foofighters]ing distance of my home in the [proudly] UltraLOWemissionZone, nevertheless, I just hitched a ride with an [proudly] electriccar[ElectricDreams; @TheHumanLeagueTheHumanLeague ShesElectric@oasis oasisband]. While mulling over the show’s playlist at the traffic light, I look ed to my left, instinctively, and saw a shop called, you won’t believe this [drumsolo] – LARK[@lark_london larklondon] Hello there! [music rises slowly] Now Play[Marmoset, I mean Marmozets]ing]ing. the super epic - Munich[@editorsofficial editorsofficial] Turn up the volume until the supernova grows loud, er, than the redhairedSumatraorangutan ‘s, erm, wookies and grumphs[WhatIveDone by LinkinPark
Meanwhile at London Fashion Week SS19 180Thestrand
Helen: Yuka Ishii, a FashionBusiness student at lcflondon_, from Japan er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: WildJapanrocks
Helen: And Styles Rocker Oh, both strike a pose[JesusChristPose] then Walkaway[castband @castbandofficial] on the sidewalk; she like an Empress[SnowPatrol], whereas he, as TheKingofRockNRoll[PrefabSprout] just to picture together[twinning] her irresistibly elegant bikerjacket[Dabuwawa] styling with his, erm, winning the hearts of the purist fashion throng[including the hierarchy, Natural(ImagineDragons)ly]ly, bikerboots[SelectedHomme] Fcuk rocksack Alibaba fedora incarnations
Yuka: They are easy to wear. They can be worn
er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: …with any other elements. Amen[Halestorm] to that
Photograph[Nickelback[ by of mbcfw amazonfwt tokyofashionweek wildlifesos
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er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: For what it’s worth, the UltraLowEmissionZoneMantra[BringMeTheHorizon] should be echoed from the sidewalk to the distant Savannah, if planetearth ‘s LivinThing[ElectricLightOrchestra]s are to be healthily grown. Since the RepeatAgain show, proudly ejects egregiously loud rock tunes, at volumes Higher[CREEdband] than any drone has ever flown, the studio’s gladiatorial alias could be UltraHighEmissionZone. Coming up, a classic example; cross my heart, it’s One[Metallica] you’ll undoubtedly call an, erm, aspirational Temple[@tonightaliveofficialTonightAlive]. Ironically, this classicrock stalwart was named [drumroll] - EnjoyTheSilence[@DepecheMode DepecheMode]. Ensure the Newnoise[refusedfreedom] peaks loud, ly, but my dear larks, not loud enough to drown out 25 borneanOrangutan ‘s CryingandScreaming[WhatIveDoneby LinkinPark] each year
at @LondonFashionWeek LFW #SS19
Dakota: This is Taketwo! Strike a pose[JesusChristPose

Helen: Yuka Ishii is a FashionBusiness student at @lcflondon_ lcflondon_She describes her personal style as being modern

Yuka: I bought the jacket in a charity shop in Japan
er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: Wildjapanrocks! So does this ensemble. I adore its stupendously sophisticated and stylish aesthetic, enormously. As an element matter enthusiast, I can conclude that it’s AllInTheSuitThatYouWear[@stpband StoneTemplePilots, but I must muse about its enthralling star; that ruggedly statement #bikerjacket. That element is an absolute[gushes breathlessly] OhMyGod[ThePrettyReckless] gem; a daring darling
Helen: The flamehaired, erm, frock tunes designer Styles/Rocker/Oh, that’s er/Styles/Rocker/Oh for you, livespassionately; WithArmsWideOpen[CREEDband] pausing just to oxygenate the styling of one of his most treasured wardrobe staples; the bikerjackets
er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: with rationality and clarity, Natural[ImagineDragons]ly, among fellow fashionweek royalties, irrespective of nationalities
Helen: then Walkaway[castband @castbandofficial] as TheKingofRockNRoll[PrefabSprout

Sunday 6 October 2019

Fii Cridland at London Fashion Week SS15


At Sidewalk Darlings tv/FM studio

Primrose: #dontfearthereaper[BlueÖysterCult simmers on RewindOnceAgainRadio known as ROAR[jingle of #Africanelephant ‘s calf roars

er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: Tune! All I know is, it’s a powerhouse; worth shouting about. When I #rewild, sorry, REWIND it, once again, Mayhem[#Morphide] broke out among the studio's factotums; #airdrummin airguitar and sang along, in an off-key fashion and, pertinently, ALOUD; yet not enough to drown out the #Amazonrainforest 's alarmcalls[#wildlifesos; #AllTheseThingsIveDONE - TheKillers

Gloria: Whereonearth, did you unearth this absolute gem?

er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: on #AbsoluteRadio, LastNite[#TheStrokes] InTheMorning[#RazorLight] I said; Alexa[#TheAmazons - 25], Play[Marmozets] the song with these lyrics “RomeoandJuliet, Are together in eternity.” Alexa played #RomeoAndJuliet[DireStraits]. #Alexa, try this line “Baby Imyourman”. Alexa found ImYours[#JasonMraz] Okay. How about “Redefine happiness?


Alexa: [tune playing] Redefine happiness. We can be like they are


er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: #FoundWhatIveBeenLookingFor[TomGrennan] ThankU[#AlanisMorissette] Alexa


Meanwhile at @LondonFashionWeek

                                                     
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Gloria: @Fiixii, a stylist from #Korea, walk[#WalkofLife - DireStraits] #LFW #SS15 sidewalk, like a PromQueen[#BeachBunnymusic] to showcase a chic and/or wild incarnation of the #fedora aesthete. The #PUFII fedora-clad, bikerjacket mad, former mannequin stylist and FashionCurator at Gallery of SidewalkDarlings, #flamehaired er/Styles/Rocker/Oh, couldn’t resist enthusing, gladly


er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: #WildKorea #SeoulFashionWeek really rock! Checking out the treat from near, having checked it out from afar. What a #model fedora ensemble; it makes the hearts of the fashionweek fixtures, including the hierarchy’s, beat. Much faster than the SpeedofLight . Style me in that slice of heaven. Rock that hit! No one rocks it better than you. What inspired this awesome aesthetic


FII: I'm not entirely sure; my style is girly, but I like adding spikes to make it more edgy


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At Sidewalk Darlings FM/tv studio


]LOUD Rockmusic reaches boiling point]


er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: [gushes rhythmically] I ADORE this tune! ADORE it! wow. What’s its name, Gloria?


Gloria: #DrinkinginLA


Primrose: And Who[WhoAreYou - #TheWho] are the musicians


Gloria:: #BranVan3000


er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: Full Marks! You are on a roll. You are poised to take over Primrose's Radio Producer prescribed role, any day


Primrose: Gloria, Someday[#Nickelback] you may steal[#skua from #guillemot, #kittiwake #style] er/Styles/Rocker's rock #discjockey job


er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: Gloria, we don't mean to digress, but AllIGottaSay[Hollowstar] is - we're impressed. Anyway, MovingOn[#AskingAlexandria], the manner in which I discovered this DropDeadGorgeous[Republica] song is such a story. It was on #Globalradio 's #TheArrow; [sadly]now a disappearingact[IDisappear - #Metallica/ #AlreadyGone - Eagles/RainbowBAND - #SinceYouveBeenGone]. From the moment I heard the first few measures, I sensed such pleasures; I knew it was gonna be an incredibly awesome track; deserved to be played back to back, to back; so I instantly went for the volume to increase the Pressure[MUSEband] but not enough to drown the #orangebelliedparrot 's alarmcalls[#WhatIveDone - LinkinPark/ #wildlifesos. Needless to say, the masterful #drumming and electricguitar literally blew me away; FindMe[KingsOfLeon] at LondonFashionWeek


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er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: Super cool...That fedora hat is HOT; too hot not to capture. I LOVE it. It's such a chic creation. Every single element in the ensemble shines in its own right in the #natural light, and fill me with elation. However, that hat deservedly hogs[#HedgeHOGS] all the limelight.  Fashion Week is on, CLEARLY. Bytheway[Foofighters], what's your personal style

Fii: erm, punked up, feminine style. My favorite designer is AlexanderMcQueen

er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: That's my type of hat. Needless to say, the, erm, memory, of erm, peacock ing fashion week fashionistas, including the tails-wagging-wildly hierarchy, are crazy about the wild[#BornToBeWild - Steppenwolf ] aesthete; as-edgy-as the footwear’s spikes. What do you like the most about Alexander McQueen's designs

Gloria: London is a forest

er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: [chuckles bemusedly] Once! Nevertheless, there are countless #Naturereserves in London providing habitat for a plethora of wildlife; #EppingForest or #PETTsWood[TomPETTy - #FreeFallin]. You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals[TheBadTouch - BloodhoundGang] London also boast other wildspaces; #LFW sidewalk, where the wild est incarnations of #fedora bikerjacket bikerboots rocksack may be foraged and, erm, engorged 

Fii: The structures and silhouettes are gorgeous, plus, he's a British designer



At Sidewalk Darlings Tv/FM studio

Caller: [sings lyrics from Heaven[#BryanAdams] - off-key, of course] "There was #onlyyouandme. We were young and #wild and free

er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: [looks around the studio, intriguingly

Primrose: [laughs] It seems like you intend to take over our tone-deaf sing-along duties on RewindOnceAgainRadio known as ROAR[jingle of #prideoflions roaring] known as RacketMan

Caller: I know

er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: You’ll be great at Karaoke! Guess what? You are in for a real treat. I'm please, to announced that Mr Bryan Adams is the MusicianOfTheHour[#Moth, #MOTHintoFlame - Metallica] Play[Marmozets]ing next, two more of his palpably stupendous tracks[drumsolo] -  #SummerOf69 and #RunToYou. Ensure you turn up the volume Higher[#CreedBAND] yet lower than alarmscalls[#WhatHaveYouDone - WithinTemptation, #wildlifesos] of #caracals aka  PersianLynx or #AfricanLynx

Meanwhile at @LondonFashionWeek 
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er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: Spot on! That #fedora hat! Rocking this dream design[#ADesignForLife - ManicStreetPreachers] at #LFW #SS15, ph my gosh, how does it make you feel @Fiixii? like Heaven[#ThisisPvris] I suppose

Primrose: [explains] Whatitis[#JonathanDavis] In his book[#lookbook], Rocking #fedoras#bikerjackets #bikerboots #rocksack is, OhMyGod[#ThePrettyReckless] an everyday thing; a way of live; #livingpassionately

Fii: My feet hurts, but I am feeling confident

Gloria: Strike a pose, Fii....Look[Justlooking - #Stereophonics] towards us

er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: That pose is delectable, Fii. Patently precious

Primrose: Self-respecting fashionweek fashionistas wishing to opt up to the stylist league, You may steal[Panda ant and giant pandas style] Fii's inspiring aesthete. Simply style #JeffreyCampbell statement shoes with HM skirt pinafore, NewLook handbag and a #Korean blouse; think the #EnvyLook