Fii Cridland at London Fashion Week SS15

At Sidewalk Darlings tv/FM studio

Primrose: #dontfearthereaper[BlueÖysterCult simmers on RewindOnceAgainRadio known as ROAR[jingle of #Africanelephant ‘s calf roars

er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: Tune! All I know is, it’s a powerhouse; worth shouting about. When I #rewild, sorry, REWIND it, once again, Mayhem[#Morphide] broke out among the studio's factotums; #airdrummin airguitar and sang along, in an off-key fashion and, pertinently, ALOUD; yet not enough to drown out the #Amazonrainforest 's alarmcalls[#wildlifesos; #AllTheseThingsIveDONE - TheKillers

Gloria: Whereonearth, did you unearth this absolute gem?

er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: on #AbsoluteRadio, LastNite[#TheStrokes] InTheMorning[#RazorLight] I said; Alexa[#TheAmazons - 25], Play[Marmozets] the song with these lyrics “RomeoandJuliet, Are together in eternity.” Alexa played #RomeoAndJuliet[DireStraits]. #Alexa, try this line “Baby Imyourman”. Alexa found ImYours[#JasonMraz] Okay. How about “Redefine happiness?

Alexa: [tune playing] Redefine happiness. We can be like they are

er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: #FoundWhatIveBeenLookingFor[TomGrennan] ThankU[#AlanisMorissette] Alexa

Meanwhile at @LondonFashionWeek

                                                     

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Gloria: @Fiixii, a stylist from #Korea, walk[#WalkofLife - DireStraits] #LFW #SS15 sidewalk, like a PromQueen[#BeachBunnymusic] to showcase a chic and/or wild incarnation of the #fedora aesthete. The #PUFII fedora-clad, bikerjacket mad, former mannequin stylist and FashionCurator at Gallery of SidewalkDarlings, #flamehaired er/Styles/Rocker/Oh, couldn’t resist enthusing, gladly

er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: #WildKorea #SeoulFashionWeek really rock! Checking out the treat from near, having checked it out from afar. What a #model fedora ensemble; it makes the hearts of the fashionweek fixtures, including the hierarchy’s, beat. Much faster than the SpeedofLight . Style me in that slice of heaven. Rock that hit! No one rocks it better than you. What inspired this awesome aesthetic

FII: I'm not entirely sure; my style is girly, but I like adding spikes to make it more edgy

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At Sidewalk Darlings FM/tv studio

]LOUD Rockmusic reaches boiling point]

er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: [gushes rhythmically] I ADORE this tune! ADORE it! wow. What’s its name, Gloria?

Gloria: #DrinkinginLA

Primrose: And Who[WhoAreYou - #TheWho] are the musicians

Gloria:: #BranVan3000

er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: Full Marks! You are on a roll. You are poised to take over Primrose's Radio Producer prescribed role, any day

Primrose: Gloria, Someday[#Nickelback] you may steal[#skua from #guillemot, #kittiwake #style] er/Styles/Rocker's rock #discjockey job

er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: Gloria, we don't mean to digress, but AllIGottaSay[Hollowstar] is - we're impressed. Anyway, MovingOn[#AskingAlexandria], the manner in which I discovered this DropDeadGorgeous[Republica] song is such a story. It was on #Globalradio 's #TheArrow; [sadly]now a disappearingact[IDisappear - #Metallica/ #AlreadyGone - Eagles/RainbowBAND - #SinceYouveBeenGone]. From the moment I heard the first few measures, I sensed such pleasures; I knew it was gonna be an incredibly awesome track; deserved to be played back to back, to back; so I instantly went for the volume to increase the Pressure[MUSEband] but not enough to drown the #orangebelliedparrot 's alarmcalls[#WhatIveDone - LinkinPark/ #wildlifesos. Needless to say, the masterful #drumming and electricguitar literally blew me away; FindMe[KingsOfLeon] at LondonFashionWeek

Meanwhile at @LondonFashionWeek

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er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: Super cool...That fedora hat is HOT; too hot not to capture. I LOVE it. It's such a chic creation. Every single element in the ensemble shines in its own right in the #natural light, and fill me with elation. However, that hat deservedly hogs[#HedgeHOGS] all the limelight.  Fashion Week is on, CLEARLY. Bytheway[Foofighters], what's your personal style

Fii: erm, punked up, feminine style. My favorite designer is AlexanderMcQueen

er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: That's my type of hat. Needless to say, the, erm, memory, of erm, peacock ing fashion week fashionistas, including the tails-wagging-wildly hierarchy, are crazy about the wild[#BornToBeWild - Steppenwolf ] aesthete; as-edgy-as the footwear’s spikes. What do you like the most about Alexander McQueen's designs

Gloria: London is a forest

er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: [chuckles bemusedly] Once! Nevertheless, there are countless #Naturereserves in London providing habitat for a plethora of wildlife; #EppingForest or #PETTsWood[TomPETTy - #FreeFallin]. You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals[TheBadTouch - BloodhoundGang] London also boast other wildspaces; #LFW sidewalk, where the wild est incarnations of #fedora bikerjacket bikerboots rocksack may be foraged and, erm, engorged 

Fii: The structures and silhouettes are gorgeous, plus, he's a British designer

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At Sidewalk Darlings Tv/FM studio

Caller: [sings lyrics from Heaven[#BryanAdams] - off-key, of course] "There was #onlyyouandme. We were young and #wild and free

er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: [looks around the studio, intriguingly

Primrose: [laughs] It seems like you intend to take over our tone-deaf sing-along duties on RewindOnceAgainRadio known as ROAR[jingle of #prideoflions roaring] known as RacketMan

Caller: I know

er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: You’ll be great at Karaoke! Guess what? You are in for a real treat. I'm please, to announced that Mr Bryan Adams is the MusicianOfTheHour[#Moth, #MOTHintoFlame - Metallica] Play[Marmozets]ing next, two more of his palpably stupendous tracks[drumsolo] -  #SummerOf69 and #RunToYou. Ensure you turn up the volume Higher[#CreedBAND] yet lower than alarmscalls[#WhatHaveYouDone - WithinTemptation, #wildlifesos] of #caracals aka  PersianLynx or #AfricanLynx

Meanwhile at @LondonFashionWeek 

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er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: Spot on! That #fedora hat! Rocking this dream design[#ADesignForLife - ManicStreetPreachers] at #LFW #SS15, ph my gosh, how does it make you feel @Fiixii? like Heaven[#ThisisPvris] I suppose

Primrose: [explains] Whatitis[#JonathanDavis] In his book[#lookbook], Rocking #fedoras#bikerjackets #bikerboots #rocksack is, OhMyGod[#ThePrettyReckless] an everyday thing; a way of live; #livingpassionately

Fii: My feet hurts, but I am feeling confident

Gloria: Strike a pose, Fii....Look[Justlooking - #Stereophonics] towards us

er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: That pose is delectable, Fii. Patently precious

Primrose: Self-respecting fashionweek fashionistas wishing to opt up to the stylist league, You may steal[Panda ant and giant pandas style] Fii's inspiring aesthete. Simply style #JeffreyCampbell statement shoes with HM skirt pinafore, NewLook handbag and a #Korean blouse; think the #EnvyLook

Au De at London Fashion Week AW16

at SidewalkDarlings FM studio

er Styles Rocker: Stay tuned to TheRockShow,  courtesy of, erm, Sidewalk Darlings FM. Nowplaying, okay, BLARING, softly, okay, cockerel crowing-loud;  

RockYouLikeAHurricane[@scorpions #Scorpions] ...

...Sidewalk Darlings FM dominates the right to play music as loud as its listeners like, just because it’s LondonFashionWeek, obviously, and, pertinently, The Rock Show’s feature s a psychedelic fusion of presence, future, unadulterated rock and heavymetal music

Meanwhile at London Fashion Week #AW16

Suzanne: [explains] In addition to that, rock ing or curating [or both] fedoras, biker jackets, biker boots, erm, maxi dress, maxi skirt

er Styles Rocker: That’s OurLegacy[@whileshesleeps whileshesleeps] to popular culture

er Styles Rocker: Anyway, MovingOn[Askingalexandria@AskingAlexandria) At LondonFashionWk, Au de, @fashionablyart, a Fashion Blogger, walk[foofighters @foofighters] the sidewalk, showing off her sprezzatura rocksack...

...and fedora aesthetic. Since you are clearly inspired, follow suit by couple ing[twinning] a runway fedora with, first and foremost, a bombastic rocksack and other statement elements from #Mango @Mango; scarf, maxi skirt

Audi: I study here in London

er Styles Rocker: Well, welcome to London, pertinently, welcome to LondonFashionWeek; the sartorial destination, where person styles speak. Super nice to meet you. Without further ado, can you please explained what London Fashion Week is all about

Audi: [checks out ensemble, particularly the voluminous scarf] I think London Fashion Week is showing who you are; showing yourself; a representation of your personality, everything that’s you, really.

er Styles Rocker: And how do you define the personal style you are showing off today

It’s all about maxi, you know. I’m wearing several of my favorite ; Mango pieces. My maxi scarf is from Mango, also my maxi skirt is also from Mango

er Styles Rocker:  Way to go! Those Mango creations are seismically beguiling…

Audi:…My go to leather bags[ spins around to proudly show off the design]

er Styles Rocker: That rocksack really rock s. Amazing silhouette, color and gesture, I mean texture. Undoubtedly, it's a sartorial wonder

Audi: …leather boots keep me warm in the winter

er Styles Rocker: Excellence. Utilitarian, functional yet effortlessly  stylish. Last but by no measure, least, that ALARMINGLY cool, retrograde look ing fedora hat

Audi:Yea! [touches fedora, tenderly, perform a playful pose]

er Styles Rocker: What fashion house design ed that ethereal gem?

Audi: H&M

er Styles Rocker: Wow! It’s an utterly immersive delight; super superlative. Why on  earth did you incorporate that bewitching element in the fashion week styling? Oh gosh, that wonder, that, erm, sidewalk darling. Why did you decide to rock it today?

Audi: I think it’s a nice combination, you know [grabs fedora, lovingly] It’s a little bit boho, boho style. The weather was uncertain; it was raining, so I felt that in order to stay dry…

er Styles Rocker: …and it’s stylish at the same time…

Audi:…The fedora was perfect…

er Styles Rocker: …with all due respect, you were correct. The aesthetic is so on point, it leaves my lungs breathless, my heart restless. It’s more than a NICE combination; it’s a superb coordination, super conscious coupling, it makes the complete styling more majestic and appealing…So what spring, summer trends are you aware of?

Audi: Oh, this is…(shakes head) I don’t know any

er Styles Rocker: (laughs uproariously)

Audi: I don’t follow trends

er Styles Rocker: What do you do then?

Au De: It’s really about, what I like. My style is 90’s. I like to be original. I like to wear clothes that I will not see on other people. That’s why I don’t follow trends (chuckles)

er Styles Rocker: Amen![@Halestorm Halestorm] to that profound statement. Do you have a style icon then?

Au De: Sorry!

er Styles Rocker: [repeats question]

Au De: I really like…

er Styles Rocker: Who?

Au De: [repeats name]…The American twins.[The Quann sisters?] They can make natural hair [gesticulate with hands hovering over her hair]

er Styles Rocker: Okay. Wild America rocks!...How do you describe their signature styles? Their sartorial styles

Au De: I would say boho. They are really natural…They have these nice blogs. You can follow them on Instagram. I really like their…

er Styles Rocker: You mentioned, on few special occasion, BOBO. What does it means? Do you mean [spells] B O H O [bohemian?]

Au De: Yeah! Exactly! Chic, bohemian

er Styles Rocker: [laughs]Oh, it’s bohemian. I was wondering. I was a bit mystified, all along. So the twins are a champion[FallOutboy @ FallOutboy)] of the bohemian aesthete then

Au De: …When you see them, they are stylish, but they’re not trying too hard, it’s like, natural…

er Styles Rocker: …effortless, sprezzatura

Au De: Exactly! That’s the word

er Styles Rocker: And I have one more question to ask you. It is…[ponders, try to recall the question] ..is [rhetorically] what is the question?

Au De: [smiles, intriguingly]

er Styles Rocker: I will have to think about the question some more. In the meantime, please describe my outfit

Au De: I like the mix of colors, colour block. Nice pants (trousers) the waistcoat is nice. I really like it – the different layers

er Styles Rocker: … You can bet your boots that Yahoo Style would be impressed with this layering…

Au De: … It’s like perfect. It looks warm and stylish

er Styles Rocker: Thank you for succinctly capturing the essence of the styling, but don’t forget ther main ingredient in the attire; my bewitching fedora. Singlehandedly, it pulls all the other chic elements together

Au De: [exaggerated gesticulations) The fedora! [touches her fedora] Exactly!][chuckles]

er Styles Rocker: [laughs obstreperously] Completely! The question I wanted to ask you is this. If an aspiring fashion week fashionista should ask you what should he/she wear to London Fashion Week next season, or any season, what well-considered, top tips would you impart - in terms of what styles to rock to the catwalk showcase.

Au De: I would say – what to wear – definitely NOT leggings [laughs] Because I HATE leggings. They are not something that I would wear outside, maybe jeans, if it’s cold. Please DON’T wear leggings

er Styles Rocker: [burst into his first ever frock tune on youtube called I’ll Never Wear Leggings)

[erm, sings] "I’ll NEVER wear leggings, skinny jeans can hardly fit

I never never wear, although a sidewalk hit

I’ll never wear leggings, easy to resist…  "

 So that’s the top tip then? Right?  It’s sick?

Maybe some high-waisted pants[trousers] I LOVE high-waisted trousers. Yeah! That would be good.

er Styles Rocker: Excellence! On that note, thanks for sharing your esteemed fashion sense and analysis, especially those two rock gems.

AU DE: [spins to show off style; to Styles Rocker’s delight] the fedora and rocksack

er Styles Rocker: Before you walk the sidewalk, may we have your permission to publish this interview on our youtube show called Sidewealk Darlings

AU DE: Yes

er Styles Rocker: Enjoy the rest of the day at London Fashion Week

LovingVincent Portrait by of LondonFashionWk #LFW, NYFW and RocksackFestival fame

at London Fashion Week

Mr Przybylskiej: WOW! What a #stylish #aesthetic! You have some SERIOUS #style, Ania. The elements(#separates) are so AMAZING. It's the BLASTED best; I'd devote myself this #FashionWeek; #LFW #outfit, anyday. I find th...is enjoyable. It's wonderful to see #clothes that are actually desirable. What #designer STUFFS are you rocking?

ANIA: #Zara #Jacket, #bag and #trousers. The #shoes are from #Primark, #HM #blouse
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Mr Przybylskiej: This is the most BEAUTIFUL, #statement jacket I have ever seen, EVER! I can't admire it enough. I simply love it. I'll never love another jacket as much as this one. NEVER! The colour is #lookingGood. My adoration for this comes in size LARGE.
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Mr Przybylskiej: That bag is #ToDieFor. It #looks delicious; smooth like #silk. Stunning bag. I'm absolutely in love. Oh my Gosh! It's such a darling.
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Mr Przybylskiej: The shoes are #Onfire. You heard me; I want them.(to smitten #Fashion Relations milling about)Don't you just LOVE these?(Nods, murmurs of approval, in droves)
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Mr Przybylskiej: The blouse! Yes please! It is something else; NICE, I mean, so sweet. This is a personal favourite of mine.
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Mr Przybylskiej: What influenced your choice of outfit?

ANIA: I love #prints so I normally wear them. I love mixing colours, prints, #textures. The whole outfit makes me feel comfortable and confident, but the blouse is my favourite piece. The bag is very big, so very practical
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Mr Przybylskiej: What does #FashionWeek means to you?

ANIA: fashion means a way of life
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Mr Przybylskiej, aka Poster Gentleman, is a Style Guide to the mannequins at Gallery of Sidewalk Aesthetics, where he's also a Fashion Curator. In his spare time, he's a sartorial Presenter on TVsidewalk, designers' muse and, er, guinea pig.
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