-scale=1.0" : "width=1100"' name='viewport'/>scale=1.0,minimum Sidewalk Darlings: August 2017

Monday 21 August 2017

Juliette at London Fashion Week (aw17)

er Styles Rocker: (gushes, excitedly) Look! That fedora epitomizes sophisticated perfection. No wonder my for every single minute of this moment, heart is saturated with adoration. 
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Nowplaying ultra high-decibel, erm; frock music on Sidewalk Darlings FM - Chop Suey by System Of A Down and Self Esteem  by The Offspring.
The fashionista walking the sidewalk at London Fashion Week; aw17 is Vianney (not her real name) from Belgium. She is a fashion student at London College of Fashion. Steal her chic, sprezzatura style and aesthetic by coupling a model fedora by NLY Accessories with MAJE jacket, Zara blouse, H&M blouse, skirt, and Chanel clutch. Oh gosh!

er Styles Rocker: I have fashion relations who, like you, study at London College of Fashion. I LOVE that sartorial treasure; this higher education institution is synonymous with, erm, beautiful mansions. Needless to say, your London Fashion Week outfit for today, is (gushes breathlessly) equally beautiful; stupendously beautiful. I’m immeasurably mesmerized by every single aspect of the trendy styling. What if this tantalizing, work of art style didn’t feature that strikingly wearable fedora for me to fawn over? It’s an artwork in its own right. I would feel like a fish born out of water. Right!
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Montrose: (explains Styles Rocker’s hyperbolic hysteria) Every season at London Fashion Week, this is how Styles Rocker, that’s er Styles Rocker for you, behaves when he spots his favored element – a fedora, styled with other statement elements in immaculate ensembles. Strike a pose please
(smiles proudly)
er Styles Rocker: Tell me, please, what was the inspiration behind this awe-dropping aesthetic that you are unveiling?
Oh.Erm. It’s my friend (points at a fashionista walking the sidewalk) who helped me (chuckles)
er Styles Rocker: Your friend helped you?
Yes.
er Styles Rocker: That’s what friends are for. Clearly, your friend is super creative and stylish. So are you, by pulling off the aesthetic with such…erm…
Montrose: …(suggest word) Nice?
er Styles Rocker: (ignore word suggestion)…. Finesse, and panache and... Oh Gosh!
(smiles)

er Styles Rocker: So what fashion labels are you wearing? Fedora first, please. What brand is it?
(touches fedora, lovingly) I don’t know. I find it in a vintage shop…
er Styles Rocker: …Look! That fedora, NLY Accessories (NLY) epitomizes sophisticated perfection. No wonder for every single minute of this charming moment, my heart is saturated with unadulterated adoration. It’s price and the material from which it’s skillfully fashioned is immaterial. All that matter is that, it’s clearly #LondonFashionWk material…Evidently, the WHOLEsome fashion week set, including the ubiquitous fashion Editor, are dimensionally inspired; they seem to REALLY love the tremendously chic AW17 aesthetic.



This (touches jacket) is from Maje
er Styles Rocker:  M a j e? (spells it out)
Yes!) This (touches psychedelic blouse) is Zara
er Styles Rocker: Zara! Beautiful!
(touches long strapped clutch) Chanel. This is H&M

er Styles Rocker: Yes. Hmmmm. What element is from HM? The skirt?
Yes! And the boots too

er Styles Rocker: And those boots are by HM?
Yes

er Styles Rocker: Okay. (French pronunciation) Excellence! What do you LOVE about London Fashion Week?
Oh, well, it’s super exciting……New stuffs every day

er Styles Rocker: …Where are you from, by the way? I have noticed your mesmerizing accent
Belgium

er Styles Rocker: Belgium! We LOVE Belgium (mutters under breath) What do I know in Belgium? Oh, enchanté!
enchanté! (smiles)

er Styles Rocker: Excellence! By the way, where is that bag from, you did not mention it, or did you? (she did)
Chanel

er Styles Rocker: Chanel! It’s chic design puts me under a spell. What other statement elements do you have ibn your wardrobe. What separates; what clothes
I have many brands. I LOVE all kinds of brands…Shopping

er Styles Rocker: That’s interesting. So what fashion brands are your favourite?
Erm. I have no favourite

er Styles Rocker: You have no favourite?
No

er Styles Rocker: So what brands are in your wardrobe? Give me the classic examples, please. Vetements? Hermès? Manish Arora?
…I don’t know (chuckles)

er Styles Rocker: Amazing! We are wrapping up now. How do you describe your style? How do you like to dress, normally?
Erm.

er Styles Rocker: If your friend didn’t help you how would your outfit look?
Same way but we both decided (looks back at friend who smiles back)

er Styles Rocker: Your friend is well-dressed also. Immersive! Completely immersive…Before you walk the sidewalk, may we have your permission to publish this video shoot on our youtube show called Sidewalk Darlings?
Okay
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Monday 7 August 2017

er Styles Rocker and fashion relations at London Fashion Week (ss16)

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JEREMY: Strike a pose, please (Jesus Christ Pose by Soundgarden)
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Played, prematurely - Can You Feel My Heart by Bring Me The Horizon
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fASHIONABLY LATE er - #CrazyCrazyNights By #GeneSimmons of @Kiss; #Kiss(#Kissonline) fame
Picasso hued styles.

 Cashka Le Retour (pictured right) is a Stylist, Make Up Artist and, pertinently, a Fashion Designer. at #LondonFashionWk; LFW, #SS16, she rocks her very own creative, imaginative and, pertinently, original designs.

Similarly, London Fashion Week honorary cheerleader and #fedora poster boy,
 er Styles Rocker is also a designer - a frock tune designer; example - https://youtu.be/pOJZcuySEOA

er Styles Rocker likes to rock other people's clothes; their imaginative, creative and, pertinently, original designs. For example, on this sartorial occasion, he matches a model fedora by River Island with Ben Sherman brogues, Hart Hollywood by Nick Hart Slim Suit Dinner Jacket, Thomas Pink tie, Phase Eight shirt, Esprit jumper, Noose & Monkey Super Skinny Waistcoat and Heart & Dagger suit Trousers.
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Vincent Vangogh tinged


JEREMY: Strike a pose, please
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Portrait by Portrait by JEREMY of #Copenhagen Fashion Week; #CFW fame
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