er Styles Rocker Oh at LondonFashionWeek SS19

at sidewalkdarlings FM studio

er Styles Rocker Oh: You are tuned to the RepeatAgain #AW18 edition; on SidewalkDarlings FM; an iteration of SidewalkDarlings #dynasties. The show is literally an asset, a toy. the quintessential #JoyBringer; even though, it seems like I #MakeItUpAsIGo[MikeShinoda] it’s kicking up a storm, on the airwaves[#RadioTimes wants us to behave] by #rewilding, I mean rewinding every single tune, three times in a row; loudly, purely for you #CREATURESforawhile[@311 311] listening joy. I can’t wait to present tomorrow’s irresistible playlist; it seems [groans] SoFarAway[#Staind] Anyway, [cheerily] now Play[#Marmozets]ing [drumroll] - #CornflakeGirl[@ToriAmos ToriAmos], a #DropDeadGorgeous[#Republica] tune. Tell the neighbors to stop the bickering, then significantly hike the volume until the, erm, the #marsquake, grows, loud, er, than an #Africanwilddog ’s[#WhatIveDone; LinkinPark] owl-style “hoo”, whining or, erm, twittering

Charlemagne Rocker Oh: WhatsWrong[#PVRIS

er Styles Rocker Oh: #ImNotOkay (I Promise[#MyChemicalRomance. [points in the foyer] Unaware that the audition is on, the aspiring factotums are not moving a muscle

Charlemagne: you hate to break the badnews to them, but you do it so sweetly, erm, Sometimes[#GerryCinnamon], okay, [smiles] Always[#BonJovi

er Styles Rocker Oh: [kicks the studio’s door out of the way] Your fashionsense really rock but #Airdrumming#doublebase#airguitar, dancing, beautifully or terribly, singing along, sweetly or atrociously, to rock, heavymetal music is clearly not your thing; not your melody. so it’s time for you to take off

Meanwhile at @LondonFashionWeek#SS19

 

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Charlemagne: Styles Rocker Oh, that’s er Styles Rocker Oh for you; a #fedorashow-off and, pertinently, #LFW honorary cheerleader

er Styles Rocker Oh: It’s an honor, to do the honours, Honestly[#Zwan

Charlemagne: erm, drums up euphoria for the fashionevent

er Styles Rocker Oh: greatest sartorial show on PlanetEarth , #BringMeToLife[@evanescenceofficialEvanescence] every single season. Here, personalstyles speak, on the sartorial platform where self-respecting fashionistas breathe

HeyManNiceShot[@officialfilterofficialfilter/] @pouru

at sidewalkdarlings FM studio

er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: Hello larks tuned in one again. You are super kind. That was #IMissYou[@Blink182] Tune! dedicated to you. The last show was only yesterday, but I yearned to set off more immeasurably scorching rock singles for your listening pleasure. Coming up is another bombastic track from the same band, something for you to bask in [#drumroll] #FirstDate[#Blink182]. Ready to rock out[airguitar doublebase #airdrumming, singing along and dancing, badly] the studio's other factotums have kicked the chairs to the side. this is not a rogue request, maybe it is, whatever it is[#WhatItIs - JonathanDavis], just embrace SidewalkDarlings FM's #WildSide[@motleycrue #MötleyCrüe#motleycrue] by turning up the volume until RewindOnceAgainRadio aka ROAR[jingle #prideoflion] show's latest eruption grows, extortionately loud, er, than a #vaquita's[#LookWhatYouveDone - Jettheband] echolocationclicks or #alarmcalls

Meanwhile at @LondonFashionWeek#SS19

 

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er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: I ADORE London Fashion Week; #onlylovematters;#crushcrushcrush[#Paramore] #NothingElseMatters[#Metallica]. What would self-respecting fashionistas do without this showcase? We really appreciate the hierarchy for staging it twice every single year

Helena: The #flamehaired #LFWhonorary cheerleader drums up support for the greatest sartorial show on planetearth and also to show-off his interpretation of the @FirstDates#Firstdates aesthetic; starring few of his favorite elements; #fedora#bikerboots#rocksack

Jillian: Rocking edgy, #offthegrid yet sprezzatura ensemble like this can do wonders to the well-being and SelfEsteem[@Offspring#TheOffspring] of the fashion week purists, including the hierarchy, Natural[ImagineDragons]ly

er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: So many outstanding attires here

Helena: and yours is one of them

er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: No Way

Dakota: You really DON'T think so

er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: No way! TheseAreMyFriends[#Lovelytheband]. Critical acclaim magnets, Our offerings are worth curating so they will be on top, #Everlong[Foofighters

Photograph[DefLeppard ]by @pouru

er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: ThankU[#AlanisMorissette] so much for the appreciation. HaveANiceDay[ Stereophonics

 at Sidewalk darlings FM studio

er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: Tuning in fashionablylate? welcome to the RewindOnceAgainRadio aka ROAR[mimics a #lion 's roar, dreadfully] dressing to be punctual is no fun at all, so I resolved to be Always[#Bonjovi] late. Follow suit and your prospects might be great. ask MyFriends[#RedHotChiliPeppers

Dakota: [mimics his fashion relations] The catwalk show just finished

Helena: [mimics him] I didn't want to see that one, anyway

Dakota: Look![Justlooking - #Stereophonics] #EdwardEnninful of @britishvogue #britishvogue fame is arriving

er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: great stylists think alike. MovingOn[#AskingAlexandria], this show loud, ly repeats each tune three times in a row

they try to tell us that we don't belong

we're millions strong

You are my people, you are my crowd

This is our music, we love it loud

nobody's gonna change me

that's who I am

Helena: Are you reciting a poem

er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: you really don't recognise those lyrics

Helena: No way

Dakota: No way

er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: Listeners, the playlist was created by both of them, that's AllIGottaSay[#Hollowstar] how RocknRoll[#AvrilLavigne] is that! The lyrics are from @kissonline #kissonlineiconic #CrazyCrazynights. Thanks for the love @GeneSimmons#GeneSimmons, some outsiders[Outside - #Staind] wouldn't understand the nature of the rockworld. [musical notes crescendos] Now Play[#Marmozets]ing, a hardy tune [drumroll] #Duality[#Slipknot ] Youshall speed up the volume until the vibes gets loud, er, than a #yellowcrestedcockatoo's[#Whathaveyoudone - WithinTemptation] screeching or #alarmcalls

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Dakota: That #fedora![#Rakuten] That rocksack![Fcuk] You've been rocking these legendary[Legends - #Sleepingwithsirens] elements every #single season

er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: who doesn't want to see this season's green incarnation from a frontrow perch, for artsake and #sustainablefashion. I bought no new clothes for this aesthetic. I fashioned this @FirstDates#Firstdates inspired ensemble, from investments gems in my portfolio

Helena: it's worth a shot

Shotinthedark[#OzzyOsbourne ] by @pouru of #Roodharigendag fame