at sidewalkdarlings FM studio
Charlemagne Rocker Oh: WhatsWrong[#PVRIS
er Styles Rocker Oh: #ImNotOkay (I Promise[#MyChemicalRomance. [points in the foyer] Unaware that the audition is on, the aspiring factotums are not moving a muscle
Charlemagne: you hate to break the badnews to them, but you do it so sweetly, erm, Sometimes[#GerryCinnamon], okay, [smiles] Always[#BonJovi
er Styles Rocker Oh: [kicks the studio’s door out of the way] Your fashionsense really rock but #Airdrumming#doublebase#airguitar, dancing, beautifully or terribly, singing along, sweetly or atrociously, to rock, heavymetal music is clearly not your thing; not your melody. so it’s time for you to take off
Meanwhile at @LondonFashionWeek#SS19
https://www.instagram.com/sidewalkdarlings/
Charlemagne: Styles Rocker Oh, that’s er Styles Rocker Oh for you; a #fedorashow-off and, pertinently, #LFW honorary cheerleader
er Styles Rocker Oh: It’s an honor, to do the honours, Honestly[#Zwan
Charlemagne: erm, drums up euphoria for the fashionevent
er Styles Rocker Oh: greatest sartorial show on PlanetEarth , #BringMeToLife[@evanescenceofficialEvanescence] every single season. Here, personalstyles speak, on the sartorial platform where self-respecting fashionistas breathe
HeyManNiceShot[@officialfilterofficialfilter/] @pouru
at sidewalkdarlings FM studio
er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: Hello larks tuned in one again. You are super kind. That was #IMissYou[@Blink182] Tune! dedicated to you. The last show was only yesterday, but I yearned to set off more immeasurably scorching rock singles for your listening pleasure. Coming up is another bombastic track from the same band, something for you to bask in [#drumroll] #FirstDate[#Blink182]. Ready to rock out[airguitar doublebase #airdrumming, singing along and dancing, badly] the studio's other factotums have kicked the chairs to the side. this is not a rogue request, maybe it is, whatever it is[#WhatItIs - JonathanDavis], just embrace SidewalkDarlings FM's #WildSide[@motleycrue #MötleyCrüe#motleycrue] by turning up the volume until RewindOnceAgainRadio aka ROAR[jingle #prideoflion] show's latest eruption grows, extortionately loud, er, than a #vaquita's[#LookWhatYouveDone - Jettheband] echolocationclicks or #alarmcalls
Meanwhile at @LondonFashionWeek#SS19
www.facebook.com/SidewalkDarlingser/Styles/Rocker/Oh: Hello larks tuned in one again. You are super kind. That was #IMissYou[@Blink182] Tune! dedicated to you. The last show was only yesterday, but I yearned to set off more immeasurably scorching rock singles for your listening pleasure. Coming up is another bombastic track from the same band, something for you to bask in [#drumroll] #FirstDate[#Blink182]. Ready to rock out[airguitar doublebase #airdrumming, singing along and dancing, badly] the studio's other factotums have kicked the chairs to the side. this is not a rogue request, maybe it is, whatever it is[#WhatItIs - JonathanDavis], just embrace SidewalkDarlings FM's #WildSide[@motleycrue #MötleyCrüe#motleycrue] by turning up the volume until RewindOnceAgainRadio aka ROAR[jingle #prideoflion] show's latest eruption grows, extortionately loud, er, than a #vaquita's[#LookWhatYouveDone - Jettheband] echolocationclicks or #alarmcalls
Meanwhile at @LondonFashionWeek#SS19
er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: I ADORE London Fashion Week; #onlylovematters;#crushcrushcrush[#Paramore] #NothingElseMatters[#Metallica]. What would self-respecting
fashionistas do without this showcase? We really appreciate the hierarchy for
staging it twice every single year
Helena: The #flamehaired #LFWhonorary
cheerleader drums up support for the greatest sartorial show on planetearth and
also to show-off his interpretation of the @FirstDates#Firstdates aesthetic; starring few of
his favorite elements; #fedora#bikerboots#rocksack
Jillian: Rocking
edgy, #offthegrid yet sprezzatura ensemble like
this can do wonders to the well-being and SelfEsteem[@Offspring#TheOffspring] of the fashion week purists,
including the hierarchy, Natural[ImagineDragons]ly
er/Styles/Rocker/Oh:
So many outstanding attires here
Helena: and yours is
one of them
er/Styles/Rocker/Oh:
No Way
Dakota: You really
DON'T think so
er/Styles/Rocker/Oh:
No way! TheseAreMyFriends[#Lovelytheband]. Critical acclaim magnets, Our
offerings are worth curating so they will be on top, #Everlong[Foofighters
Photograph[DefLeppard
]by @pouru
er/Styles/Rocker/Oh:
ThankU[#AlanisMorissette] so much for the
appreciation. HaveANiceDay[ Stereophonics
at Sidewalk
darlings FM studio
er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: Tuning in
fashionablylate? welcome to the RewindOnceAgainRadio aka ROAR[mimics a #lion 's
roar, dreadfully] dressing to be punctual is no fun at all, so I resolved to be
Always[#Bonjovi] late. Follow suit and your prospects might be great. ask
MyFriends[#RedHotChiliPeppers
Dakota: [mimics his fashion
relations] The catwalk show just finished
Helena: [mimics him] I didn't want to
see that one, anyway
Dakota: Look![Justlooking - #Stereophonics]
#EdwardEnninful of @britishvogue #britishvogue fame is arriving
er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: great stylists
think alike. MovingOn[#AskingAlexandria], this show loud, ly repeats each tune
three times in a row
they try to tell us that we don't
belong
we're millions strong
You are my people, you are my crowd
This is our music, we love it loud
nobody's gonna change me
that's who I am
Helena: Are you reciting a poem
er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: you really don't
recognise those lyrics
Helena: No way
Dakota: No way
er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: Listeners, the
playlist was created by both of them, that's AllIGottaSay[#Hollowstar] how
RocknRoll[#AvrilLavigne] is that! The lyrics are from @kissonline #kissonlineiconic
#CrazyCrazynights. Thanks for the love @GeneSimmons#GeneSimmons, some
outsiders[Outside - #Staind] wouldn't understand the nature of the rockworld.
[musical notes crescendos] Now Play[#Marmozets]ing, a hardy tune [drumroll] #Duality[#Slipknot
] Youshall speed up the volume until the vibes gets loud, er, than a #yellowcrestedcockatoo's[#Whathaveyoudone
- WithinTemptation] screeching or #alarmcalls
at @LondonFashionWeek #SS19
Dakota: That #fedora![#Rakuten] That
rocksack![Fcuk] You've been rocking these legendary[Legends - #Sleepingwithsirens]
elements every #single season
er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: who doesn't want
to see this season's green incarnation from a frontrow perch, for artsake and #sustainablefashion.
I bought no new clothes for this aesthetic. I fashioned this
@FirstDates#Firstdates inspired ensemble, from investments gems in my portfolio
Helena: it's worth a shot
Shotinthedark[#OzzyOsbourne ] by
@pouru of #Roodharigendag fame
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