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Showing posts with label fashion week. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fashion week. Show all posts

Tuesday, 4 August 2020

ER STYLES rOCKER

at Sidewalk Darlings FM/tv studio

er/Style's/Rocker/Oh: Dear fellow, erm, #Rats[#TheBandGhost

Helena: StressedOut[#TwentyOnePilots] simmers. I #LOVE that band. Welcome! It's 3AM[YouMeAtSix

Jeremy: [interrupts] InTheMourning[#Paramore] I meant IntheMorning[#Razorlight]! IntheMorning[TheCoral

er/Style's/Rocker/Oh: ThankU[AlanisMorissette] for tuning in, once again, to the rowdy, #quarantineandchill rockshow [drumsolo] - ROAR[jingle of #siberiantiger roaring in a #Siberian #wilderness] known by the mononymn [guitarsolo] - RewindOnceAgainRadio

Jeremy: Even RadioTimes knows that we rewind every #single tune, theme or talent, 3 times in a row. In other worlds, it's a joy to, erm, DoItAgain[SteelyDan], and again

er/Style's/Rocker/Oh: The talent to be given the ROAR treatment today is [airdrumming] - LinkinPark. [#guitar part, #piano motif, #drumline crescendo] Please turn up the volume, even louder, yet, not enough to deafen #moonbears ' alarmcalls[#RaiseYourBanner - WithinTemptation] on #WhatIveDone. Play[Marmozets]ing next; BurnItDown from the album #LivingThings and, erm, in the end; #Crawling from the debut album HybridTheory
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Meanwhile at @LondonFashionWeek
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Passer-by: #Look![Lookers - #TheMenzingers] It’s that #sidewalk guy, I mean Sidewalk Personality. I wonder what's his name is TheseDays[FooFighters
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Jeremy: in TimesLikethese[DaveGrohl], tails-wagging #London #fashionweek purists, including the hierarchy, Natural[ImagineDragons]ly, are #LivingInAGhostTown[TheRollingStones] but at #LFW #AW17, the #flamehaired er Styles Rocker; the lead frock tune designer for the, erm, frock band called Sidewalk Darlings, Walk[Foofighters]ed the sidewalk, #ginge, okay, #ginger ly; like #camels, just to show off his scathing; #TheLifeofMammals, sprezzatura #fedora incarnation
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Helena: @the_arklight #cameratraps ' shutter sounded
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er/Style's/Rocker/Oh: Check out one of my most treasured, statement capsulecollection elements; a #Christyshats fedora, which I, erm, self-styled, with a stylish tailored jacket from #Alibaba, The Savile Row Company neck tie and Jaeger crisp white shirt


Thursday, 11 July 2019

er Styles Rocker Oh at LondonFashionWeek SS19

at sidewalkdarlings FM studio

er Styles Rocker Oh: You are tuned to the RepeatAgain #AW18 edition; on SidewalkDarlings FM; an iteration of SidewalkDarlings #dynasties. The show is literally an asset, a toy. the quintessential #JoyBringer; even though, it seems like I #MakeItUpAsIGo[MikeShinoda] it’s kicking up a storm, on the airwaves[#RadioTimes wants us to behave] by #rewilding, I mean rewinding every single tune, three times in a row; loudly, purely for you #CREATURESforawhile[@311 311] listening joy. I can’t wait to present tomorrow’s irresistible playlist; it seems [groans] SoFarAway[#Staind] Anyway, [cheerily] now Play[#Marmozets]ing [drumroll] - #CornflakeGirl[@ToriAmos ToriAmos], a #DropDeadGorgeous[#Republica] tune. Tell the neighbors to stop the bickering, then significantly hike the volume until the, erm, the #marsquake, grows, loud, er, than an #Africanwilddog ’s[#WhatIveDone; LinkinPark] owl-style “hoo”, whining or, erm, twittering

Charlemagne Rocker Oh: WhatsWrong[#PVRIS

er Styles Rocker Oh: #ImNotOkay (I Promise[#MyChemicalRomance. [points in the foyer] Unaware that the audition is on, the aspiring factotums are not moving a muscle

Charlemagne: you hate to break the badnews to them, but you do it so sweetly, erm, Sometimes[#GerryCinnamon], okay, [smiles] Always[#BonJovi

er Styles Rocker Oh: [kicks the studio’s door out of the way] Your fashionsense really rock but #Airdrumming#doublebase#airguitar, dancing, beautifully or terribly, singing along, sweetly or atrociously, to rock, heavymetal music is clearly not your thing; not your melody. so it’s time for you to take off

Meanwhile at @LondonFashionWeek#SS19

 

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Charlemagne: Styles Rocker Oh, that’s er Styles Rocker Oh for you; a #fedorashow-off and, pertinently, #LFW honorary cheerleader

er Styles Rocker Oh: It’s an honor, to do the honours, Honestly[#Zwan

Charlemagne: erm, drums up euphoria for the fashionevent

er Styles Rocker Oh: greatest sartorial show on PlanetEarth , #BringMeToLife[@evanescenceofficialEvanescence] every single season. Here, personalstyles speak, on the sartorial platform where self-respecting fashionistas breathe

HeyManNiceShot[@officialfilterofficialfilter/] @pouru




at sidewalkdarlings FM studio

er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: Hello larks tuned in one again. You are super kind. That was #IMissYou[@Blink182] Tune! dedicated to you. The last show was only yesterday, but I yearned to set off more immeasurably scorching rock singles for your listening pleasure. Coming up is another bombastic track from the same band, something for you to bask in [#drumroll#FirstDate[#Blink182]. Ready to rock out[airguitar doublebase #airdrumming, singing along and dancing, badly] the studio's other factotums have kicked the chairs to the side. this is not a rogue request, maybe it is, whatever it is[#WhatItIs - JonathanDavis], just embrace SidewalkDarlings FM's #WildSide[@motleycrue #MötleyCrüe#motleycrue] by turning up the volume until RewindOnceAgainRadio aka ROAR[jingle #prideoflion] show's latest eruption grows, extortionately loud, er, than a #vaquita's[#LookWhatYouveDone - Jettheband] echolocationclicks or #alarmcalls

Meanwhile at @LondonFashionWeek#SS19

 
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er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: I ADORE London Fashion Week; #onlylovematters;#crushcrushcrush[#Paramore#NothingElseMatters[#Metallica]. What would self-respecting fashionistas do without this showcase? We really appreciate the hierarchy for staging it twice every single year

Helena: The #flamehaired #LFWhonorary cheerleader drums up support for the greatest sartorial show on planetearth and also to show-off his interpretation of the @FirstDates#Firstdates aesthetic; starring few of his favorite elements; #fedora#bikerboots#rocksack

Jillian: Rocking edgy, #offthegrid yet sprezzatura ensemble like this can do wonders to the well-being and SelfEsteem[@Offspring#TheOffspring] of the fashion week purists, including the hierarchy, Natural[ImagineDragons]ly

er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: So many outstanding attires here
Helena: and yours is one of them

er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: No Way

Dakota: You really DON'T think so

er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: No way! TheseAreMyFriends[#Lovelytheband]. Critical acclaim magnets, Our offerings are worth curating so they will be on top, #Everlong[Foofighters

Photograph[DefLeppard ]by @pouru

er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: ThankU[#AlanisMorissette] so much for the appreciation. HaveANiceDay[ Stereophonics




 at Sidewalk darlings FM studio


er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: Tuning in fashionablylate? welcome to the RewindOnceAgainRadio aka ROAR[mimics a #lion 's roar, dreadfully] dressing to be punctual is no fun at all, so I resolved to be Always[#Bonjovi] late. Follow suit and your prospects might be great. ask MyFriends[#RedHotChiliPeppers


Dakota: [mimics his fashion relations] The catwalk show just finished


Helena: [mimics him] I didn't want to see that one, anyway


Dakota: Look![Justlooking - #Stereophonics] #EdwardEnninful of @britishvogue #britishvogue fame is arriving


er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: great stylists think alike. MovingOn[#AskingAlexandria], this show loud, ly repeats each tune three times in a row


they try to tell us that we don't belong
we're millions strong
You are my people, you are my crowd
This is our music, we love it loud
nobody's gonna change me
that's who I am


Helena: Are you reciting a poem


er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: you really don't recognise those lyrics


Helena: No way


Dakota: No way


er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: Listeners, the playlist was created by both of them, that's AllIGottaSay[#Hollowstar] how RocknRoll[#AvrilLavigne] is that! The lyrics are from @kissonline #kissonlineiconic #CrazyCrazynights. Thanks for the love @GeneSimmons#GeneSimmons, some outsiders[Outside - #Staind] wouldn't understand the nature of the rockworld. [musical notes crescendos] Now Play[#Marmozets]ing, a hardy tune [drumroll] #Duality[#Slipknot ] Youshall speed up the volume until the vibes gets loud, er, than a #yellowcrestedcockatoo's[#Whathaveyoudone - WithinTemptation] screeching or #alarmcalls


at @LondonFashionWeek #SS19
   
      
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Dakota: That #fedora![#Rakuten] That rocksack![Fcuk] You've been rocking these legendary[Legends - #Sleepingwithsirens] elements every #single season


er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: who doesn't want to see this season's green incarnation from a frontrow perch, for artsake and #sustainablefashion. I bought no new clothes for this aesthetic. I fashioned this @FirstDates#Firstdates inspired ensemble, from investments gems in my portfolio

Helena: it's worth a shot


Shotinthedark[#OzzyOsbourne ] by @pouru of #Roodharigendag fame 

Thursday, 18 May 2017

Cristina at London Fashion Week (aw16)

Nowplaying on, erm, Sidewalk Darlings FM - STILL BREATHING by GREEN DAY and GIVING IT UP by MALLORYKNOX both plays over each other) SS17
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Cristina: I teach people how to breathe under water LFW AW16

er Styles Rocker: Well, after spotting that obstreperously sprezzatura fedora; by Janessa Leone, hurrah, my breath has, incredibly, escaped from its fauna and flora. I hope you can teach me how to breath above water. hurry! I feel like a fish out of water

er Styles Rocker:... You can bet your boots that Nicole Scherzinger, a revered fedora fashionista extraordinaire, for years, feels the same powerful and intense passion for it. Only a handful of fashion editors rock a fedora with such breathtaking eloquence, as her. Nicole Scherzinger. Like her, you have a knack for hand-picking an eternally desirable fedora hat. Can you tell me; what was the ethereal muse behind this bewitching outfit? www.instagram.com/SidewalkDarlings

Suzanne: er Styles Rocker better known as London Fashion Week honorary cheerleader, and fedora hype male www.twitter.com/zokayakamara

er Styles Rocker: Oh wow! This styling of this London Fashion Week ensemble is simply impeccable. I love and enjoy every single aspect of the stupendously elegant aesthetic. Oh, the elements in the collection are to live and breathe for; especially that strong featured fedora. I'm immensely lucky and proud to curate that pleasure inducing creation for the Gallery of Sidewalk Darlings.



The model walking the sidewalk at London Fashion Week is Cristina; also a Photographer, and Diving Instructor who still finds time to book models and work for Max Mara. Steal her awe-inspiring style by rocking runway fedoras by Janessa Leone, with Dabuwawa jumpsuit, Sophie Hulme bag and Converse's high-top -Chuck Taylor sneakers

Cristina: I teach people how to breathe under water

er Styles Rocker: Amazingly. Your doing a super important jobs; saving lives, inspiring hope. After spotting that obstreperously enchanting fedora; by Janessa Leone, hurrah, my breath has escape its flora and fauna. I hope you can teach me how to breathe above water. I feel like a fish out of water...keep up the good work

Cristina: Yes (chuckles)

er Styles Rocker:  You are a super talent; clearly demonstrated in the planning; presentation and styling of this fashionable London Fashion Week attire. Im really impressed with every single aspect od this exhilarating aesthetic

Cristina: (smiles; pleasingly, silently)

er Styles Rocker: er Styles Rocker:  Watch me dribble over that fierce fashion-forward, Picasso inspired fedora, then scribble my considered theory in your diary. that mind-blowing, LFW element makes me so excited I must proclaim its fiery appeal to planet earth and, pertinently, Planet London Fashion Week..



Suzanne:..Strike a pose, Cristina

er Styles Rocker:... You can bet your boots that Nicole Scherzinger, a revered fedora fashionista extraordinaire, for years, feels the same powerful and intense passion for it. Only a handful of fashion editors rock a fedora with such breathtaking eloquence, as her. Nicole Scherzinger. Like her, you have a knack for hand-picking an eternally desirable fedora hat. Can you tell me; what was the ethereal muse behind this bewitching outfit?

Cristina: Oh; hhh; just mainly comfy. I just jumped in a jumpsuit. I didn't have to wear...think about - with a top? With a T shirt? With a trousers? Comfy?

 er Styles Rocker: Such opulence
 Margarita: ...classy;; A lit bit of edge




er Styles Rocker: The Van Gogh hued, LFW outfit boast LOTS of edge, thanks to that fedora. At the out outset; you faced the familiar dilemma of what element to match with the play-suit. In the end, you made The right choice; when you opted for that obstreperously cool fedora. The proof is reflected in the admirable aesthete....essentially; a jaw-dropping portrayal of this sartorial gem. The creativity radiates; artistically.

Cristina: (smiles, with inordinate pride)

er Styles Rocker: How do you describe your personal style, normally
Cristina: Yesterday, there was a bit of panic...
er Styles Rocker: ...tell me about it, planning fashion week outfits last minute, we fashion week stylists have all been there...
Cristina: ....practical because of all the rain...



er Styles Rocker: Amazing! So we have seen these intoxicating elements that you are rocking today, especially that edgy fedora..

Cristina: ...(interjects) That's not effort, you have to see me when I really make an effort

er Styles Rocker: Well, if this outfit look so titillatingly stylish, edgy and chic even though you have not made an effort at all, then it would be a dream come through to spot your outfit when you have really made an effort
Cristina: (nods, smilingly)

er Styles Rocker: So hopefully, you will fulfill our dream. Okay?
Cristina: Yes! I'll give you guys the chance.
er Styles Rocker: The stuff of dreams. We would really appreciate that thoughtful gesture...SO what other coveted clothes have you stashed away in your collection?
Cristina: Most of the clothes in my wardrobe are from. Max Mara. I work for Max Mara...the rest are what I wear in the evenings - for fancy parties

er Styles Rocker: completely
Cristina: ...those are the man brands that i wear
er Styles Rocker: Apart from Max Mara what other Fashion labels are you into?
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Friday, 3 February 2017

Seyon at London Fashion Week Men (aw17)

er Styles Rocker:  (coos, rather rhythmically) Suzanne! Coco Lee, Look! That LFWM fedora, by Zara, looks fashionable and, erm, RIOTOUSLY special like You Are The Devil, by Twin Atlantic...https://www.facebook.com/SidewalkDarlings/
er Styles Rocker: (continues)...Salivating Fashion Editors are clearly feeling the urge to steal this ethereal element, but as the honorary cheerleader for London Fashion Week and head of the fedoras aesthete,  I must lead by example; I’ll simply settle for a feel of the sartorial siren’s tantalizing textures.

Suzanne: (explains to Seyon) Super fine fedoras blow his mind. NowPlaying on Sidewalk Darlings FM, over each other, rather loudly, Reckless by You Me At Six and Take me Down by The Pretty Reckless. Strike a pose, please. www.allthatrageseries.blogspot.com

er Styles Rocker: (super enthusiastic) This London Fashion Week Men; LFWM, outfit is a precious, creative masterful, masterpiece piece. The impeccable styling leaves the style puritans STUPENDOUSLY speechless. Sprezzatura styles like this, is always in fashion. Oh Gosh, I simply LOVE that obstreperously sublime fedora hat. You have treated your wardrobe to it, now it's immense presence is treating the WHOLEsome fashion week set. We are so entranced and enchanted; we desperately want it. Yes, admittedly, we are pretty desperate. To curate that gem for the Gallery of Sidewalk Darlings is the dream come through..                     www.instagram.com/SidewalkDarlings

For your information, the fashionista walking the sidewalk at London Fashion Week Men; LFWM, AW17, is SEYON. He’s a Stylist as well as a Director and works for a fashion magazine, as well as other stuffs. His style is something to aspire towards, we just can’t get enough. If you have been inspired to follow suit, then here is the truth.  He’s rocking a STRIKING, runway fedora by Zara, coupled with Rachel Brown jacket, Topman shirt, jeans, Adidas sneakers, Zara pouch and ASOS accessories.

er Styles Rocker: The man who wears many hats. We are overwhelmed and impressed, however, to a far greater extent with your London Fashion Week Men suit. It looks the part; on point and super smart. Stylish!
SEYON: Thank you so much. Thank you
er Styles Rocker: Momentarily I alluded to London Fashion Week Men, could you kindly spend some time to explain what’s it’s all about, concisely please?

SEYON: London Fashion Week Men is where they show men’s collections. Usually we have the women’s one as well. London Fashion Week Men is to show menswear collections…designs…the next rends coming up

er Styles Rocker: Excellence! And what was the source of your inspiration for this exhilarating styling that you are portraying  today?

SEYON: It’s a mixture between high-end and street-wear

er Styles Rocker: Well, what Can I say! It’s translated with panache and flair.

SEYON: I like to dress up, neatly…How I feel. Basically, this jacket was made by Rachel Brown which is quite high fashion and this overcoat is very street (streetstyle)…Yes. That’s about it

er Styles Rocker: Needless to say, you pull off the aesthetic REALLY, erm…

Coco Lee:…(suggest word, helpfully)…’nicely?’

er Styles Rocker: …(ignores word suggestion) EFFORTLESSLY!…Don’t try to put words in my mouth, Coco Lee…(to Seyon) So you mentioned ‘high-street fashion’ and, erm designer labels
SEYON: Yes.

er Styles Rocker: Therefore, at this point, I would like you to point out what fashion labels make up your modish outfit. Fedora first, please

SEYON: So yes. So the hat (touches fedora lovingly) is from Zara. This overcoat is from Rachel Brown

er Styles Rocker: Richard Brown?

SEYON: Rachel Brown. Yea. Rachel Brown

er Styles Rocker: I ADORE the silhouette; STUNNING – a beautiful outerwear

SEYON: And this shirt is actually from Topman…
er Styles Rocker: That’s a top shirt, man.
SEYON: I basically (shows off details) did this myself

er Styles Rocker: …Wow! Wow! Yet, more evidence of your sartorial talent. Superb details. They completely blew me away.
SEYON: This is a Topman jeans

er Styles Rocker: Amazing pair of denim jeans. I LOVE the vibrant hue….
SEYON:…And this is Adidas…

er Styles Rocker: …That sneaker's aesthetic is super psychedelic; precisely what the WHOleSOME fashion week set needs to see in this dark, gloomy weather
SEYON: Exactly! You know what I mean

er Styles Rocker: Indeed. It has the spark…That pouch
SEYON: My pouch?
er Styles Rocker: Yes. That  bag.
SEYON: It’s Zara as well

er Styles Rocker: Zara designs; the most ubiquitous high-street brand at London Fashion Week, unmistakably immersive; I LOVE them

SEYON: Thank you. And these accessories are from ASOS

er Styles Rocker: ASOS! I absolutely love those rings; they are amazing. Tell me now, what is the beauty about London Fashion Week Men? What in particular do you personally LOVE about the showcase?

SEYON: Oh wow! It’s AMAZING! Usually, people see all the behind the scenes fashion (collections on the catwalk)...Always glamorous...Especially as a stylist, we have to drag suitcases...It's AMAZING to see all the hard work coming to life. Yeah. Yeah!

er Styles Rocker: (sighs breathlessly) Immersive!...So we have seen these delightful elements you are rocking, especially that STRIKING fedora; how many of them do you harbour in your personal wardrobe?

SEYON: Oh God! (seems he has hundreds) erm (cackles) How many do I actually have?...

er Styles Rocker: (overwhelmed already) Oh my gosh!

SEYON: Five!

er Styles Rocker: Oh my gosh! You are just a single stylist so what on earth are you doing with some many fedoras

SEYON:  (dresses back, places palm, flat on chest) That’s just me! I have different ones for different occasions

er Styles Rocker: Precisely! What’s the beauty about matching a fedora with other hero elements in your outfit?

SEYON: Oh God! Erm. It gives it that extra; like (pauses) WOWNESS (stylist, director, erm, WORD INVENTOR)…What work and what doesn't work. It just give it that wow factor that  I was looking for really.

er Styles Rocker: This element works seamlessly with the other elements…So apart from these marvel elements, what other gems are stashed away in your collection>

SEYON: I have QUITE a few things. Some high-end stuffs. Suits as well. With

my style, I change everything up...

 er Styles Rocker: You style chameleon! Creative and versatile

SEYON: Exactly! You are VERY right

er Styles Rocker: I know! Completely!

SEYON: …smart, casual – whatever

er Styles Rocker: You pull off the incarnation with aplomb and flair. No wonder, we are really impressed with your style today

SEYON: (nods)

er Styles Rocker: So before you walk the sidewalk, may we have your permission to  publish this video on or youtube show called Sidewalk Darlings?

SEYON: Yes! That’s definitely fine

er Styles Rocker: Thank you. Your style is definitely fine.
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