er Styles Rocker: (gasps, breathlessly) Hey Jude!
It’s an honour to dish out credit where it’s long overdue. That London Fashion Week fedora hat is, oh my gosh, seriously TEMPTING, a timeless beau, My Champion, Alter Bridge,
It LITERALLY looks like the divine bliss all self-respecting stylist dreams of.
To sum up, ten thumbs up for that that roguishly mind-blowing fedora crush....Hello! https://www.facebook.com/SidewalkDarlings/
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er Styles Rocker:....That’s why I gush. It’s my desire to declare it - mine! I hope you don’t mind.
First and foremost, that upper crust is pretty special; so special it engulfs
me in hallucinated delirium. Hand me some premium bottled water, I must quench
this robust thirst, sooner or later. LFW SS17 AW16
Stanga:
That's a bit, erm, extreme, if you know what I mean. I mean, it’s only a fedora
not a sartorial dream; therefore, I can’t understand why you appear so keen.
Hey Jude! Strike a pose, please.
FYI
- The fashionista walking the sidewalk at London Fashion Week is Jude; a
Graphic Designer and dancer. Steal his High-street influenced style by matching
a RIOTOUS runway fedora by Zara with Cheap Monday jeans, Timberland sneakers,
Montblanc pouch and Criminal Damage long shirt.
….
er
Styles Rocker: INSANELY stylish, this ensemble is the epitome of a commanding
performance. It’s an unequivocal testament to the fact that at London Fashion
Week, the sidewalk is the barometer of the QUINTESSENTIAL fashion week
aesthete. I’m REALLY, impressed with the immersive touch of the styling. The
fashion week set is so impressed with that INSANELY cool, top fedora hat, no
one hear a pin drop.
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JUDE:
Yes. (beams, with inordinate pride)
er
Styles Rocker: I am HIGHLLY keen to establish the inspiration behind this
terribly stylish aesthete.
JUDE:
Looking back to the 90s, 60’s – also the 80’s; normally come with the actual
(touches fedora, possessively) hat…
er
Styles Rocker: …(to be precise) fedora. Hello! It’s an honour to dish out
credit where it’s long overdue. That London Fashion Week fedora hat is, oh my
gosh, seriously TEMPTING, a timeless beau. It LITERALLY looks like the divine
bliss all self-respecting stylist dreams of. To sum up, ten thumbs up for that
that roguishly mind-blowing fedora crush. That’s why I gush. It’s my desire to
declare it - mine! I hope you don’t mind. First and foremost, that upper crust
is pretty special; so special it engulfs me in hallucinated delirium. Hand me
some premium bottled water, I must quench this robust thirst, sooner or later.
Hello Creed, it’s taking me Higher.
JUDE:
I kind of wanted it to come with the fedora. It’s actually Zara…
er
Styles Rocker: …No wonder! It boasts the appeal and presence of a sartorial
wonder. Oh my gosh! Watch out, I'm so in love with that crotch, of the tree,
from which Sidewalk Darlings photographer, Stanga, perches, for a glorious
shot, of this sartorial catch! That fedora hat is, clearly, the ideal match for
my hero biker jacket and my statement biker boots.
JUDE:
Literally, I have always been inspired by zip kind of clothing - the long,
extended T shirt
er
Styles Rocker: …Just look at those details!
JUDE:
…black jeans…I didn’t want to stick to black (colour palette)…..
er
Styles Rocker: …I can see the zip details at the end (tip of shirt)…The colour
of the shoes is bold, loud and psychedelic; a superb quality. Just have a
glance at how beautifully it contrasts with the outfits# wholly midnight colour
palette
JUDE:
…so I contrast it (black colour palette) with the turquoise timberland
(sneakers)
er
Styles Rocker: Completely blows me away
JUDE:
The ornaments on my hand adds more emphasis to the look
er
Styles Rocker: It does! Precisely! Look! That’s why I appear helplessly hooked…
…
JUDE:
Last but not least, let’s say - the handbag…
er
Styles Rocker: …(you mean) Oversized pouch. I really like it…So how do you
describe your personal style?
JUDE:
I would say, maybe smart casual, if that makes sense. Mix it up; kind of
casual, because I am a dancer.
er
Styles Rocker: Yeah. Flexibility and versatility are of paramount importance
when styling an attire for London Fashion Week…So the WHOLEsome fashion week
collective, including myself, of course, are incredibly lucky to spot these
fashionable clothes that you are rocking, understandably, we are super keen to
establish what other elements are ensconced in your wardrobe?
JUDE:
To be fair, it’s roughly smarts as well. As a Graphic Designer, we have to
dress in a certain way – shoes and tie. Try to get the whole kind of
smartness. I do have a lot of jeans, chinos, smart-wear and also urban….
er
Styles Rocker: …That sounds pretty awe-inspiring, creative and sartorially
varied…So what fashion brands are you into at the moment?
JUDE:
Actually, now I shop at Zara because I think Zara is just the look for me
er
Styles Rocker: Sidewalk Darlings endorse that OPULENT observation.
JUDE:
…I LIKE h&M, Topman, I really think they have the kind of look. But when it
comes to smart-wear, I like to go to Hugo Boss
er
Styles Rocker: To be honest, that fashion house is the boss. Its creation is
synonymous with pure class. Cross my heart, you look the part. If you look
further down the sidewalk, you'll see literally TONS of well-dressed people,
photographers and fashion editors and curious onlookers, just milling about.
Please explain what on earth is happening this week.
JUDE:
It's London Fashion Week
er
Styles Rocker: Oh my gosh! What in heaven's name is that, if you don’t mind me
asking?
JUDE:...People
are not just taking pictures, they are exposing their fashion...what's out (in
vogue), what's trendy
er
Styles Rocker: Precisely! On the other hand, the established and emerging
designers are showcasing their spring/summer 2017 collections. At the end of
the catwalk, some designers like Ralph Lauren and Burberry will be selling some
of their creations as part of the 'see now, buy now' revolution.
JUDE:
Yes
er
Styles Rocker: On the sidewalk, the fashion week style plates, like
yourself, are sharing their personal styles...
JUDE:
We are here to see, not just what others are wearing, but also the collections.
If you look at the history of London Fashion Week, you'll see that a lot has
changed. It's an AWESOME day. I have met, photographers, like yourself
er
Styles Rocker: And we enjoy meeting classically stylish plates like yourself.
How many fedoras are you hiding in your wardrobe, incidentally?
JUDE:
Erm. I have two, actually
er
Styles Rocker: TWO! Oh my gosh! Most fashionistas have just one. Why do you
have so many?
JUDE:
It has to match the outfit. I like coordination
er
Styles Rocker: Coordination! To be blatant, that's the essence of Fashion Week
styling
JUDE:
It's good to have not just one
er
Styles Rocker: I agree, COMPLETELY. What do you love about fedoras?
JUDE:
I guess the whole look of it. The way it makes you look. It feels good, it
looks good
er
Styles Rocker: .. Smells good, taste good. You know what, that sounds
exceptionally good. All self-resecting fashion week stylist should follow suit
JUDE:
That's the way I would describe it (apparent fascination with fedoras)
er
Styles Rocker: A fedora adds a new dimension to an outfit...I want to ask you
now. If you take away 2 fedoras from 3 fedoras, how may fedoras would you have?
JUDE:
(Confidently) ONE! (laughs out)
er
Styles Rocker: No! That's not the right answer
JUDE:
(laughs)
er
Styles Rocker: Listen! I'll repeat the question, so please feel free to try
again.
JUDE:So
you take away two fedoras...
er
Styles Rocker:...Wait! Let me ask you (repeats question)
JUDE:
if you take away...(blurts out, confidently) ZERO! I believe
er
Styles Rocker: (guffaws, uproariously) Listen again, closely (repeats question)
JUDE:...Take
away 2 fedoras from 3 fedoras?
er
Styles Rocker: Yes, how many fedoras do YOU have then?
JUDE:
I have?
er
Styles Rocker: Yes! if you take away two from three
JUDE:
(thinks REALLY hard, then blurts out, with supreme confidence) ONE!
er
Styles Rocker: No!
JUDE:
It's not ONE?
er
Styles Rocker: No! Look at these 3 fingers; assume that they are 3 fedoras.
Now, take away two fingers; which represent two fedoras. How many fedoras do
you have now?
JUDE:
(thinks super hard, again, then, with persuasive conviction, gives AN answer)
er
Styles Rocker: NO! (laughs obstreperously) Actually, the right answer is TWO.
JUDE:
Two?
er
Styles Rocker: er Styles Rocker: Yes, please! (explains the answer)
JUDE:
Okay. (laughs) I get it now.
er
Styles Rocker: No problem. We still LOVE your stupendous style.
JUDE:
Thank you
er
Styles Rocker: You are welcome…Before you walk the London Fashion Week
sidewalk, may we have your permission to publish this video on our youtube show
called Sidewalk Darlings?
...
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