VORDERMAN parades a flirtatious,slice of skin-revealing sweater

VORDERMAN is an appurtenance on the sidewalk. All other pedestrians have equal chances of seeing him parade pieces from his Fearsome and Handsome collection. He hates the attenshion but like Zelda Kaplan, he's living the dream. In this fashion, he'd like to go, provided his outfit looks good.

PEDESTRIANS AND ONLOOKERS GIVE THEIR RANDOM VERDICTS AS VORDERMAN PASSES BY



Anna:

I feel sorry for you if you honestly believe that sweater is smoking hot.. it demonstrates your TOTAL lack of fashion sense. UGH!



Braun:


It's looks very expensive though


Ireland:


He's just walking but his clothes are rocking and rolling



Braun:

It sounds better if you say 'he's just walking but his clothes are doing the talking.'


Anna:

SAYS WHO? UGH!

(laughs) What the hell are you wearing?

Shut up! Your'e too empty-headed to know anything about fashion

You call that fashion?

Boy! that new shirt looks good; a gorgeous creation indeed


it;s called a sweater, you blockhead

It's on top form

 It's absolutely gorgeous


VORDERMAN:

(laughs) So was the price...I've sacrificed other things for it



Lots of kudos. You know how to dress. Hope you didn't compromise the kids happiness


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