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Thursday, 14 March 2013

H & M - & Other stories

FASHION ubiquitous, Sabah, Azarenka, Luxgirl and SRK and Welker were at H & M's launch of its brand new brand - & Other Stories. At the entrance of the re-modelled store, dancing shop assistants welcomed literally, thousands of shoppers, on the red carpet, with candy and infectious smiles. 



The DJ behind the moderately-loud, exciting and swear-words free music was Nick Grimshaw, also showing off his freshly dyed hair. PINK. So far, quite entertaining and excellent Public Relations, sorry, Human Relations. Too bad you could not make it.


Each floor of the store, had a DJ who played lively, party music. Fashion blogger extraordinaire, Susie Bubble was as adept at DJing as she is at fashion and styles. The DJ booth was her natural habitat. Daisy Lowe was kind enough to pose for pictures with admirers during her set. Too bad, the sidewalk fashion friends' cameraS ran out of batteries after taking an outside and an inside picture of the capacious store. Oh, a certain DJ tried to leave the store during his set - extended mix of the harlem shake - for coffee.





Neeedless to say, the music and the clothes, especially the ones pictured here; styled by Susie Bubble herself, were ultra SICK, slick. Hurrah! Sorry you missed it.

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Sunday, 3 March 2013

London Fashion Week - Day 4

AFTER Emilio de la Morena's 12 minutes showcase at London Fashion Week, the self-styled style sirens, pranced about on the sidewalks like fine-feathered peacocks. Shortly afterwards, the style spotters, including photographers, fashion editors, AND, even established demi-god designers, in quests for real muses, descended on the scene, to get a piece of the action.Just as great as 世界棒球經典賽
This monochrome picture of Zokaya's outfit, was taken by Bekah, a photographer extraordinaire. Like on the previous 3 days of London Fashion Week, however, the outfit was first spotted and snapped by a Daily Mail photographer, Katie and
刘晏

KATIE

It's no secret, your outfit is always my favorite. That is why I have been photographing them from Day 1

ZOKAYA

Oh, bless You

Today is no exception. I love this one immensely. It oozes power and sexiness..

Thank you


(Katie led him out of the glaring sun for the first photographs)


TIAN A ( a hair style photographer)

Your outfit is my favorite so far


ZOKAYA

You are very kind

ZOKAYA

Are you an independent photographer?
(to Katie)

I work for the Daily Mail...Sorry to take you this far, but the intense sunlight over there will make it harder to edit the pictures on the computer.

No worries
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HOURS LATER

LEE HI

I know LOTS of people have been taking photographs of your outfit, so I hope you don't mind if I take a few also.

ZOKAYA

I was about to play Heroes Alliance on my smartphone but... ..I don't mind

Thank you...Don't you feel USED?

Hell no! It's great that the style mavens like my ensemble; especially considering the fact that I decided what to wear, last-minute.


This is the technicolor version of the outfit. Incidentally, NO STYLE-SPOTTING, or general pedestrians-watching, from the sidewalk bench on March 14. Fashion friends, Francis, Kyoko and Aquino is, ARE, off to H & M new flagship store, & Other Stories, opening. A Chunky 20% off for the first 5000 shoppers.  We hope there will be a special gift for the first FIVE shoppers.
Do you want to know the make of each piece I'm wearing?

JOLIN

No. Just the trousers, waistcoat, shirt and boots.

Okay. Shirt; Ted Baker, Waistcoat; Jaegar, boots; SuperDry, Trousers, Blue Inc









Zokaya

We love your outfit. We'd love to speak with you about it, then take a few photographs of it...

Himuro
(chuckled incredulously)

....My outfit?

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Wondering why Bekah stood out beautifully from the rest of the passion pack, sorry, FASHION PACK? Her ensemble is predominantly VINTAGE. There is something about 1960's and 1970's eclectic vintage clothing that SNARED her, making it her definitive style - for life.

When Bekah posed for Kristen and Kate, a member of her entourage, grabbed her bag, saying "let me hold this for you."

Zokaya

No No! We adore the bag as well. It's gorgeous. it completes your look, Bekah.

(Bekah sported VINTAGE; leather dress and jumper. She bought that beautiful pair leggings in the market. Her Roys Town bag (comparable to Prada and Gucci) must be vintage also; She had it for a very long time.



The quintessential fashion darling, Syrie, unlike others style plates, opted for minimalism in this ultra delectable black and white ensemble.




Omar Sy; another minimalist who stole the sidewalk show in this effortless and uber edgy monochrome garb. He sometimes wear his slippers outdoors. We reckon he pulled off that look with aplomb.



Laurita's simply and elegant look was another monstrous hit outside the London Fashion Week show. She was inundated with requests to strike a pose. We should have asked her if whether she felt used.

The night before, Rock Girl, Laurita, her real name incidentally, excitement reached fever pitch. She combed through her walk-in wardrobe; just trying to figure out what to wear to the show. She admitted feeling like a teenager preparing for her very first date.

"I don't even know what to wear to Paris Fashion Week."







Rocking a snappy Matches Fashion wide brimmed hat. Good thing there was no doorway on the sidewalk. Medef would have a hard time going through it. Nonetheless, its far better than sunscreen and she can use it as a fan when the weather gets hot.

OMG. This hat is something else. Pretty unique. IT can be worn on the reverse also.... Kidding.

Gaultier sports printed leggings, blouse and shoes, teamed with dark-hued blazer (all from Love Label). This outfit is the epitome of sidewalk chic.

Ardent JYJ aficionado, Jianhen, flaunted statement bag from Imagine Men, and an EYEcandy jacket from Deepstyle


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Wednesday, 25 April 2012

ASANTE wears clothes inside out

BUNCH of girls roller-blade on the sidewalk, singing opera songs. Passers-by glare at them in utter bemusement. In Asante's expert opinion, the style zealot of the bunch is Claire; the girl singing soprano. She wears her psychedelic print dress inside out. ASANTE trips over a sidewalk bench owing to his fix gaze on her attire.


Asante (showing off inner stitchings on H  M inside out sweatshirt)






NEXT DAY ASANTE AND HIS CHUM, LINDSAY, STRUTS DOWN THE SIDEWALK


LINDSAY: (laughs)


Do you like dressing in the dark? Or did you dress in HASTE? Or did you spill something nasty on the outside of your clothes?






ASANTE:


I wonder why you asking such stupid questions.




LINDSAY:


Well, I noticed you've been wearing your clothes inside out recently. Today is no exception. This is funny....




ASANTE:


You TURD. Why didn't you tell me this before?






LINDSAY:

Sorry. I meant to bring it to your attention, I just forgot. Better late than never. No wonder pedestrians have been giving us funny looks




ASANTE:


Who cares!






LINDSAY:

I do




ASANTE:


I don't. In fact, I think it's FUN to wear my clothes like this






LINDSAY:


Don't mess with me. You can't be serious


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ASANTE TOLD LINDSAY ABOUT CLAIRE; THE SOPRANO WHO INSPIRED HIS LATEST SIDEWALK LOOK







LINDSAY: (incredulously)


Chum, you are crazy. Honeslty, I think you're taking this Sidewalk Looks too far. What will you think of next? wearing your clothes BACKWARDS?....Here. (hands jacket) WEAR it over your shirt NOW.




ASANTE:

What for?





LINDSAY:

Lots of people are here for the sidewalk sale, they will laugh at us if they see you wearing your clothes like that. You must hide those stitchings





ASANTE:

I'm proud to show off this look, so keep your jacket. If you're so worried about making a fool of yourself, then jog on. Real talk




LINDSAY:

I'm trying to help you, so don't be rude





ASANTE:

You're either gonna continue support me on this project or NOT...My only regret is that the seams and stitchings on my clothes are not more noticeable. UGH!






LINDSAY:

 
Stop this crazy thing chum. Are you on drugs or something?





ASANTE:

Wishing you could pull of this unique look?





LINDSAY:

This look is WEIRD, not unique




ASANTE:

 Whatever!
How many times have I seen you with your clothes inside-out, yet I still stood by you





LINDSAY:

Nothing wrong if I wear my pyjamas inside out. I was in my own private home. The difference is, you are on a PUBLIC sidewalk. Don't ever think these people will fail to notice how RIDICULOUS your clothes look, just because they are busy searching for bargains. If no one talks to us today, you'll be the reason.




ASANTE:

Whatever...Only last saturday, a jogger pointed out that your sweatshirt was inside out. Have you forgotten that already? I happen to like my clothes inside out, okay?





LINDSAY:

Atleast, I had an excuse....Don't you realize how gross you look wearing your clothes like that. UGH




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ASANTE:

..an excuse? You should be ashamed of even mentioning 'an excuse.' I'm sure everyone will prefer to see me wearing my clothes inside out....SOBER...than you doing the same but DRUNK as hell...And what about the time you were spotted on the sidewalk in two different shoes? One black, one brown....






LINDSAY: (laughs)


.....I must admit, that was hilarious



ASANTE: (joins in laughter)

It's good when you can laugh at yourself sometimes. Life is too short to take things so seriously. Trust me, wearing your clothes inside out is FUN


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Lindsay (before turning jacket inside out)


LINDSAY:

So are you telling me that you saw this (indicating a finger) ONE girl wearing her clothes inside out, and that inspired you to follow?




ASANTE:

Actually, I did spot some pedestrians doing the same thing, but I thought it was madness. However, this girl made the look, look so cool and on trend, I couldn't resist. You should try it sometimes.




LINDSAY:

I don't know



ASANTE:

Tell me something. Do you wash your clothes inside out?




LINDSAY:

Yes. Why?




Same here. However, beforeI do my laundary,  I don't have to go through the trouble of turning each piece of clothing inside out, because I was wearing them inside out already



LINDSAY:

I see.

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LINDSAY:

I normally fold my washed clothes inside out



ASANTE:

If you wear them inside out, you wont have to turn them inside out again. Besides, when you wear your clothes inside out, you get double value for money, if you know what I mean



LINDSAY:

You mean I get more wears out of them. I never thought of that




ASANTE:

And if you ever discover your clothes is inside out after buttoning up, don't worry. Go about your business without correcting it. It's funny, but it's fun




Are you tryin to make a fool out of me?



ASANTE:

Hell no! I just want you to join the style party....Another reason why you might fancy inside out dressing is, the brand label will be increasingly visible....


.....Really. This is sounding better by the minute. You should have said that in the begining


ASANTE:

I know....I know how much you like to show off your brand of clothing



Indeed. I must admit I admire your smart genes 




ASANTE:

Thanks...By the way, if you can't be bothered to turn your clothes inside out every time, you can always pick up clothing at H & M and TopMan with the stitchings on the outside. In fact, my current attire is from H & M. My Fearsome and Handsome collection needs a few more similar pieces, so lets stop on the way.


You mean even the stores are into this trend?


Yes. Well, I don't know if it's officially a trend, but I do know that,  these stores are cottoning on in the name of profit. You should cotton on in the name of Sidewalk Looks
on the way to H & M and Topman to help Lindsay find some inside out clothing


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Thursday, 8 March 2012

Ronaldo loves Marni and H&M


Sooner or later, Ronaldo will spot another style on the sidewalk which is worth emulating. In the meantime, he decided to check out the début of the exclusive Marni collection at H&M. He joined hundreds of other fatuous fashion bunnies at 3am in the frezeing cold outside the store.  He knew nothing about Marni but heard its ranges are adorable.

                                         Ronaldo and Jamie, aka Pink Slime

                                                                     2:51AM

Ronaldo: (rang Pink Slime's  door bell, spoke to him through intercom)

Are you ready



Pink Slime: (sleepily)

Oh shit! My alarm did not go off. Sorry, I'll meet you there


Ronaldo:

Okay. Hurry up. There must be tons of people in the queue already.







The incessant downpour makes the sidewalk slippery as an eel. Pedestrians and style starlets queued and strutted carefully. Wet and cold but not short on light entertainment; girls wearing UGG boots, slipping and falling over on the sidewalk.


Ronaldo:

Sorry, H M has no first aids for your bruised knees


                                                                    LAUGHTER


Pink Slime:

Neither will it replace your torn leggings



LAUGHTER



Snooki:

Get a grip you two!




                                                                      6AM


I was expecting to see hundreds of people in the queue at this time of the morning. Not a mere 45. God! I could sleep a bit longer in my warm bed. Ugh!

Incredible! What's the point?


Ronaldo:

The point is you're more likely to get the pieces you want


Winsome:

And you are?


EVERYONE GASPS




CLUBBERS GOING HOME MOCK THE FASHIONISTAS




You lot are insane for queueing up here all night in the cold. Your warm beds are getting cold. GO HOME!

If you say wer're crazy, then youre just jealous

why would i be jealous

we can afford Marni and you cant.

Oh please! The H M Marni collection is for people on a budget

Well, I'll be spending over 500 pounds, for your information.



                                                                       6:49AM



Pink Slime: (shouts from where he belonged - the back of the queue)

Hey! Ronaldo, I wanna get one of those necklaces for my girl friend but they might finish by the time I get inside...



Ronaldo:

 Serve you right. You should have gotten out of your bed when I was passing your house


Pink Slime:

 Please help me


                                                                   PROTEST

Ronaldo:

Sorry Pink Slime , these people will not allow you to jump the queue



Pink Slime:

Just pick up the white flower necklace for me then.


Ronaldo:

 I'll try



Pink Slime:

I would like a pair of the leather sandals. They're drop dead stunning. And one of the blue dresses, one red belt, grey bracelet, PJ shorts...




LOTS OF PUSHING, SHOVING, ELBOWING AND FRANTIC GRABBING WHEN THE DOOR OPENED AT 9AM. Jackets, shoes, bangles, dresses, swimsuits, everything flew off the racks in minutes.


Ronaldo:

 I'm sorry for those who forgot their elbow pads


Pink Slime:

Idiots! Will you share yours...with me?


                                                        9AM
Ronaldo had an appointment with the dentist at 9am. It's the second consecutive time, he would be doing a no-show.


The queue inside H M was endless also. Most of the females had one of the print dresses among their shopping, whereas most of the guys had either the navy jacket or a sweater.




Originally, Ronaldo thought the collection would cater for women only but he was pleasantly surprised to see a few wearable pieces for guys. Among them was a stylish shirt. He swooned over it all night through the window. It was available, too bad, not in his size. S and M only. The navy jacket was completely sold out. UGH!



WINSOME: (grabs last pair of leggings from rack)

Come to mama! All I need is some plexi earrings now.

Sophie: I got all the pieces that I wanted despite coming late, despite the rediculoulsy large number of people who turned up

Well done! I missed out on a few pieces, but I'm happy with what I got. I'll use the rest of the money I planned to spend on other Marni's products; pizza and wine.(giggles) I particularly like the sweater's classic look, plus it's affordable.


I prefer Marni to money





Well, Ronaldo left H M empty-handed. Nevertheless, he was overjoyed. The experience was somethinh to write home about.  A lot of the people in the queue did not know much about Marni. However, its H M launch was just as frenzied and hyped as the Versace/H M collaboration.

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photographs and video by Dani


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