at London Collections: Men

er/Styles/Rocker: #Hey, erm, shrewdness of listeners! Yours truly is #livingpassionately; #WithEyesWideOpen[#Creed] - ensconced on a #wildisland; a #livinglaboratory, churning out promisingly sweltering rock, heavymetal tunes to the pleasure of you #wildANIMALS, while #badger ing you to #makeajoyfulnoise. [exclaims] #Rats![@thebandghost #thebandghost] The studio's 360 Degree View is merely a real-life #stagebackdrop! SoWhat[@Pink #Pink] It's nevertheless more enriching than a concrete precinct, to the tone-deaf factatoms' well-being, who are rocking out on wild feet. Play[#Marmozets @Marmozets]ing next on the TripleTreat show; thrice, of course [#airdrumming] - #Islands[@Thexx #Thexx] Heard it last night on a fellow discjockey's radioshow while, erm, watching a TV show, in which every single member of a rival[#Rivalry (@airbourne) #Airbourne] pack is introduced as either Mr or Miss 'X'. Make a joyful noise by turning up the volume until the reverberation roars loud, er, than a #Riverinerabbit  's squeak

Meanwhile at London Fashion Week Men #AW15

Jeremy: Walk[#Foofighters]ing the sidewalk #ginger ly; in other worlds, like the #kingofrocknroll[#Prefab Sprout] or just a humble #Wonderboy[#TenaciousD] at #LFWM, Outside[#Staind @officialstaind @aaronlewismusic ], of course, is Styles Rocker; Frock Tunes Designer for the uproarious frock band called Sidewalk Darlings and, pertinently, London Fashion Week honorary cheerleader

er/Styles/Rocker: An immense pleasure to do the honours, honestly

JEREMY: Every #single season at London Fashion Week, you can find him #foraging[#Apexpredator] among the fashion week flock for ‪‎sprezzatura aesthetics, featuring elements that are close to his heart; #fedora#bikerjacket#bikerboots#rocksack or, erm, #midiskirt#longdress. The former, erm, mannequin stylist's own fedora incarnation[#prey; @parkwaydriveofficial #ParkwayDrive] is deemed a hit with the fashion week camp, therefore, curable, I mean worth curating, by the fashion purists, including the hierarchy, of course 

Patricia: Strike a pose, Styles/Rocker

Jeremy: Since you can't help checking out his inimitable, incurably wild style, then steal the styling concept by simply match ing[#twinning] a F ing #Alibaba fedora[Flaming, isn't it] with #RacingGreen suit, #Pikolinos above the #bikerboots, #Fcuk tie, #Gfferre sweater ‪and #Gant crisp cotton shirt

er/Styles/Rocker: then share it with every #single fashionista in the #naturalworld

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Jeremy: Besides breathlessly expressing your endless adoration and devotion to fashion and, by extension, to the arts as a whole, you have been, from day one, the frontman of the frock band; Sidewalk Darlings, rock, heavymetal discjockey at SidewalkDarlings FM


er/Styles/Rocker: You know me! I'm also #clotheshorse for bikerjacket#bikerboots#rocksack#fedora and, erm, #longskirt or #longdress

Jeremy: I impressive! Last season, I overheard you asking a, erm, convocation of fashion week fashionistas, about their respective fashion ambitions. How are you defining yours? Are you an influencer?

er/Styles/Rocker: Not according to my definition of Influencer

Patricia: Interesting enough! And what's your definition then?

er/Styles/Rocker: I will explain my thrust, muse and motivation, then you can make the deduction. Momentarily, I'm simply focusing on contents creation and delivery so the ultimate dream[#HighHopes[@panicatthedisco #PanicAtTheDisco] of being an iconic style icon could come to #fruit ion; realized, any season, any day;  who knows! Someday[@Nickelback #Nickelback] #MaybeTomorrow[@stereophonicsofficial #Stereophonics]

Patricia: What's this SidwalkDarlings about?

er/Styles/Rocker: You see; WhatItIs[@officialJonathanDavis#JonathanDavis] Sidewalk Darlings is a bloodline; an empire taking the form of a, erm, frock musical, a rhapsodic love letter to fashion as a while, and to fedora#bikerjacket#bikerboots#rocksack and, erm, 'midiskirt#longdress, in particular. That's my contribution to the Fashion Week phenomenon, and by extension, to the arts; #clearing, I mean CLEARLY

Jeremy: How about an honorary doctorate degree from London College of Fashion or Central Saint Martins - University of the Arts London, or other fashion establishment?

[guffaws] That would be a honour, honestly

Photograph[#DefLeppard] by Patricia of #SchoolofRock#gingerpriderally#mercedesbenzfashionweekistanbul

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WALKING the sidewalk, outside London ‪#‎Collections‬: Men, rocking super cool, ‪#‎NYFW‬ inspired elements from Tkmaxx and the High Street, just curating ‪#‎sprezzatura‬ styles, among show goers, for the Gallery of Sidewalk Darlings, mr STYLES ULTRA, a mannequin stylist, is accosted by Fashion Editor, Ángel Cotillard. For your information, he is decked out in BOSS Orange fedora, Racing Green suit, Pikolinos above the ankle boots, ‪#‎FCUK‬ ‪#‎necktie‬, ‪#‎Gfferre‬ jumper and Gant cot...ton shirt.

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SHERION: Strike a pose, mr STYLES ULTRA. Your ‪#‎streetstyles‬ is wild.

MISS Ángel Cotillard: Tell me something about the clothes you are wearing.

mr STYLES ULTRA: (sighs breathlessly) OMG! This outfit is a STRIKING Greek demi-God; it looks more chic by the minute. No wonder, other fashionistas are choking with palpable envy. I adore it like a birthday gift. What a HOT perfection!
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MISS Ángel Cotillard: You have been the creator and frontman of the Sidewalk Darlings for quite sometime now. Out of interest, what’s your fashion ambition, mr Dandy?

mr STYLES ULTRA: You see, Sidewalk Darlings is a musical, a rhapsodic love letter to fashion. That's my contribution to fashion, and by extension, to the arts. CLEARLY.
Against this backdrop, well, my sidewalk dream is to be awarded an honorary doctorate degree from London College of Fashion or Central Saint Martins - University of the Arts London, or…any other fashion establishment…

MISS Ángel Cotillard: Wow! How do you plan on achieve that dream?

mr STYLES ULTRA: …breathlessly expressing my endless love and devotion to fashion and, by extension, to the arts in general.

MISS Ángel Cotillard: Wow! So someday, you hope to be called Dr Dandy…

mr STYLES ULTRA: Not really

MISS Ángel Cotillard: Not really? I don’t understand. A honorary doctorate grants the title ‘Dr’ to the recipient…

MISS Ángel Cotillard: That’s true. But realistically speaking, I’m likely to have a name change before that sidewalk dream is realized.

MISS Ángel Cotillard: A name change again? How soon

mr STYLES ULTRA: I don’t know…However, it could be as early as the start of the Spring/Summer fashion season
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at London Collections: Men

Miss Bony{#FashionEditor, #Journalist} Mr Dandy, your London Collections: Men; #LCM #attire is looking rather handsome.

DANDY: Thank you. Your #Agnona #skirt # is even more elegant, #chic; not cheap; CLEARLY; #streetstyles elements to die for...

BONY: ...Thank y...ou..What are you wearing? #BOSS Orange #fedora, #RacingGreen #suit, #Pikolinos above the ankle #boots, #FCUK #necktie, #Gfferre #jumper and #Gant cotton #shirt.

BONY: Thank you. Nice to see you with some #clothes on this time.

RIVERA: What is she ON about, Dandy

DANDY: She covered my last photoshoot, where I rocked only Fedora and an above the anke boots.

BONY: What are you wearing today? I mean, what will you be wearing TOMORROW?
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DANDY: Are you in the queue for a Schedule?

Mauriziano: No. A Press Pass.

DANDY: Oh, I see...I just wanna know if it's possible to get the catwalk's schedule without joining the queue

Sankranti: Not possible, I'm afraid.

DANDY: I should have come early

Sankranti: What?
DANDY: I said 'I should have come early.'
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SAMAD: What styles do you look for among fashionistas for Sidewalk Darlings' photo shoots and mini interviews?

DANDY: dapper, tailoring, chic, edgy, minimalist, maximalist, creative, oh, and sprezzatura. Do you know that word?

SAMAD: No

DANDY: It's Italian for effortless

Mr Cyrus: Strike a pose for the photographs, please...

DANDY: Okay..I'm ready

Mr Cyrus: Don't look at me...Look down the sidewalk

DANDY: Oh no! My schedules fell over there

SAMAD: Never mind, later go back in the British Fashion Council's office and ask for another one
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Falconi: I'm sure you are a stylist and your work is wonderful, Mr Deschanel. However, before I can register you for the exhibitions, you must show me evidence of your COMMERCIAL stylings.

Mr Deschanel: I did not know that.

FALCONI: People who register online are asked to upload their websites or other evidence of their commercial works for magazines, etc.

Deschanel: I have won awards for my stylings. I appeared in the Metro and Evening Standards. This is my livelihood...I'll be on TV this week.

FALCONI: I accept EVERYTHING you say, but I must stick to the criteria for registration

HEGER: I'm sorry, but I can't give you another Schedule.

[She clearly remembers him because of the orange hat]

DANDY: This one is for my Fashion Relation, Bordro

HEGER: We are running out of schedules. I bet you are not even registered to see the Presentations. Are you

DANDY: No. Okay. I'll register now.

HEGER: You can only register prior to the start of London Collections: Men..What do you do?

DANDY: I am an above the ankle boots and Fedora model, Fashion Curator and mannequin #tylist at the Gallery of #SidewalkDarlings..
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MR DANDY: I'm super addicted to watching that STRIKING London #Fashion Week, #LFW,#outfit. That persona is perfect; AMAZING. I'm freaking out, inside. I'm so #happy. It's hard to recover from that; so hard to get over that #aesthetic. Oh yes, it's that fine. I'll ALWAYS love that. What a darling! You are lucky. You are rocking the complete

package.
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MISTY , a #model from #Jamaica, is inspired by #Rihanna and has #designs on a Hollywood career. The #fashionista teams #RiverIsland #statement #shoes with....Mr Dandy, is,#selfstyled in #designers elements; #ASOS #suit, #Goorin #fedora, #rIVERiSLAND#bikerboots, #BOSSOrange #cotton #shirt and #SELECTED #tie. A Fashion Week fixture,#FashionHead, Dandy is a mannequin #stylist and Fashion Curator at Gallery of Sidewalk Darlings and a Fedora model.
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DANDY: The idol shoes are breathtaking. I know that's yours, but it's mine. That is an element every self-respecting fashionista desires, under the Christmas tree, accompanied by - a bow and nothing else. As long as that is around, the fashion world can never be short of stunning

footwear.

DANDY: Fashionistas, stylists, attention please, don't fall for this; I am in love with it already. It's the best, moth-watering... I have ever seen. I have no intention of sharing it with, anyone, EVER. Too cute to share; it has that desirable presence. Someone's been busy - walking the sidewalk, I mean CATWALK? Seriously, what's your inspiration for this aesthetic?
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MISTY: Hollywood! Well, I'll be going into acting, hence this choice of dress to look the

part.

DANDY: That’s super cool. I can't believe that shirt is actually vintage. That heaven, so edgy and modern; it totally works for you. I need it. That's quite hotter - by far. Hot! Hot! Hot! and adorable.

Facchinetti: Dandy, aren't you going a little over the top?

DANDY: No, I'm enjoying self, myself. Misty, I’m super interested to know who your style icon is.

MISTY: It’s Rihanna; She’s unique, she stands out and she is down to earth.

DANDY: I’m sure she has inspired millions of her fans across the globe with her IMMENSE sense of style. Like you, she has eyes for fashion. That jacket is so beautiful; it would make some people go insane. Without a doubt, that has my vote. Always will. I just LOVE it; a super fan for, EVER! Any self-respecting fashionista would drink the water its washed in. It's THAT worthy. That texture!

MISTY: Thank you

DANDY: The whole fashion set appreciates your styling of this AMAZING outfit, CLEARLY. How does this darling make you feel right now.

MISTY: I’m feeling great; I LOVE having my pictures taken

DANDY: Your pictures will be STUNNING. Do you have a personal style?

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