at London Collections: Men

er/Styles/Rocker: #Hey, erm, shrewdness of listeners! Yours truly is #livingpassionately; #WithEyesWideOpen[#Creed] - ensconced on a #wildisland; a #livinglaboratory, churning out promisingly sweltering rock, heavymetal tunes to the pleasure of you #wildANIMALS, while #badger ing you to #makeajoyfulnoise. [exclaims] #Rats![@thebandghost #thebandghost] The studio's 360 Degree View is merely a real-life #stagebackdrop! SoWhat[@Pink #Pink] It's nevertheless more enriching than a concrete precinct, to the tone-deaf factatoms' well-being, who are rocking out on wild feet. Play[#Marmozets @Marmozets]ing next on the TripleTreat show; thrice, of course [#airdrumming] - #Islands[@Thexx #Thexx] Heard it last night on a fellow discjockey's radioshow while, erm, watching a TV show, in which every single member of a rival[#Rivalry (@airbourne) #Airbourne] pack is introduced as either Mr or Miss 'X'. Make a joyful noise by turning up the volume until the reverberation roars loud, er, than a #Riverinerabbit  's squeak

Meanwhile at London Fashion Week Men #AW15

Jeremy: Walk[#Foofighters]ing the sidewalk #ginger ly; in other worlds, like the #kingofrocknroll[#Prefab Sprout] or just a humble #Wonderboy[#TenaciousD] at #LFWM, Outside[#Staind @officialstaind @aaronlewismusic ], of course, is Styles Rocker; Frock Tunes Designer for the uproarious frock band called Sidewalk Darlings and, pertinently, London Fashion Week honorary cheerleader

er/Styles/Rocker: An immense pleasure to do the honours, honestly

JEREMY: Every #single season at London Fashion Week, you can find him #foraging[#Apexpredator] among the fashion week flock for ‪‎sprezzatura aesthetics, featuring elements that are close to his heart; #fedora#bikerjacket#bikerboots#rocksack or, erm, #midiskirt#longdress. The former, erm, mannequin stylist's own fedora incarnation[#prey; @parkwaydriveofficial #ParkwayDrive] is deemed a hit with the fashion week camp, therefore, curable, I mean worth curating, by the fashion purists, including the hierarchy, of course 

Patricia: Strike a pose, Styles/Rocker

Jeremy: Since you can't help checking out his inimitable, incurably wild style, then steal the styling concept by simply match ing[#twinning] a F ing #Alibaba fedora[Flaming, isn't it] with #RacingGreen suit, #Pikolinos above the #bikerboots, #Fcuk tie, #Gfferre sweater ‪and #Gant crisp cotton shirt

er/Styles/Rocker: then share it with every #single fashionista in the #naturalworld

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Jeremy: Besides breathlessly expressing your endless adoration and devotion to fashion and, by extension, to the arts as a whole, you have been, from day one, the frontman of the frock band; Sidewalk Darlings, rock, heavymetal discjockey at SidewalkDarlings FM


er/Styles/Rocker: You know me! I'm also #clotheshorse for bikerjacket#bikerboots#rocksack#fedora and, erm, #longskirt or #longdress

Jeremy: I impressive! Last season, I overheard you asking a, erm, convocation of fashion week fashionistas, about their respective fashion ambitions. How are you defining yours? Are you an influencer?

er/Styles/Rocker: Not according to my definition of Influencer

Patricia: Interesting enough! And what's your definition then?

er/Styles/Rocker: I will explain my thrust, muse and motivation, then you can make the deduction. Momentarily, I'm simply focusing on contents creation and delivery so the ultimate dream[#HighHopes[@panicatthedisco #PanicAtTheDisco] of being an iconic style icon could come to #fruit ion; realized, any season, any day;  who knows! Someday[@Nickelback #Nickelback] #MaybeTomorrow[@stereophonicsofficial #Stereophonics]

Patricia: What's this SidwalkDarlings about?

er/Styles/Rocker: You see; WhatItIs[@officialJonathanDavis#JonathanDavis] Sidewalk Darlings is a bloodline; an empire taking the form of a, erm, frock musical, a rhapsodic love letter to fashion as a while, and to fedora#bikerjacket#bikerboots#rocksack and, erm, 'midiskirt#longdress, in particular. That's my contribution to the Fashion Week phenomenon, and by extension, to the arts; #clearing, I mean CLEARLY

Jeremy: How about an honorary doctorate degree from London College of Fashion or Central Saint Martins - University of the Arts London, or other fashion establishment?

[guffaws] That would be a honour, honestly

Photograph[#DefLeppard] by Patricia of #SchoolofRock#gingerpriderally#mercedesbenzfashionweekistanbul

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WALKING the sidewalk, outside London ‪#‎Collections‬: Men, rocking super cool, ‪#‎NYFW‬ inspired elements from Tkmaxx and the High Street, just curating ‪#‎sprezzatura‬ styles, among show goers, for the Gallery of Sidewalk Darlings, mr STYLES ULTRA, a mannequin stylist, is accosted by Fashion Editor, Ángel Cotillard. For your information, he is decked out in BOSS Orange fedora, Racing Green suit, Pikolinos above the ankle boots, ‪#‎FCUK‬ ‪#‎necktie‬, ‪#‎Gfferre‬ jumper and Gant cot...ton shirt.

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SHERION: Strike a pose, mr STYLES ULTRA. Your ‪#‎streetstyles‬ is wild.

MISS Ángel Cotillard: Tell me something about the clothes you are wearing.

mr STYLES ULTRA: (sighs breathlessly) OMG! This outfit is a STRIKING Greek demi-God; it looks more chic by the minute. No wonder, other fashionistas are choking with palpable envy. I adore it like a birthday gift. What a HOT perfection!
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MISS Ángel Cotillard: You have been the creator and frontman of the Sidewalk Darlings for quite sometime now. Out of interest, what’s your fashion ambition, mr Dandy?

mr STYLES ULTRA: You see, Sidewalk Darlings is a musical, a rhapsodic love letter to fashion. That's my contribution to fashion, and by extension, to the arts. CLEARLY.
Against this backdrop, well, my sidewalk dream is to be awarded an honorary doctorate degree from London College of Fashion or Central Saint Martins - University of the Arts London, or…any other fashion establishment…

MISS Ángel Cotillard: Wow! How do you plan on achieve that dream?

mr STYLES ULTRA: …breathlessly expressing my endless love and devotion to fashion and, by extension, to the arts in general.

MISS Ángel Cotillard: Wow! So someday, you hope to be called Dr Dandy…

mr STYLES ULTRA: Not really

MISS Ángel Cotillard: Not really? I don’t understand. A honorary doctorate grants the title ‘Dr’ to the recipient…

MISS Ángel Cotillard: That’s true. But realistically speaking, I’m likely to have a name change before that sidewalk dream is realized.

MISS Ángel Cotillard: A name change again? How soon

mr STYLES ULTRA: I don’t know…However, it could be as early as the start of the Spring/Summer fashion season
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