-scale=1.0" : "width=1100"' name='viewport'/>scale=1.0,minimum Sidewalk Darlings: jump on the Jumpsuit wagon

Saturday 17 November 2012

jump on the Jumpsuit wagon

FLANKED by two police officers, a woman clad in a prison-like jumpsuit, stands on the sidewalk, holding a huge sign which reads “ONLY AN IDIOT WOULD DRIVE ON THE SIDEWALK TO AVOID A SCHOOL BUS”.

Passers-by agree the court was correct in its judgement and hope this will be a lesson to everyone who threatens lives on the sidewalk.

                KRISTEN
Sweet justice, indeed.

KRISTEN
(yells)
You call that sweet justice?why the HELL is she allowed to wear oversize sunglasses and baseball cap? The police need to take them off. We need to see her darn face!


JUSTIN

She is even smoking and texting. That's not punishment. She seems to be having a whale of a time
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With jumpsuits foremost on everyones' lips, the sidewalk chums immediately notice a pedestrian who is wearing an on-trend long sleeved sequinned one.

JUSTIN
When it comes to jumpsuit, you either get it right, or you DON'T. She takes a huge style risk, but you know what chums, like Rihanna in Armani denim jumpsuit and Kristen Stewart at the Twilight premiere in lace jumpsuit, she gets it right...

KATE
It’s a nice outfit. She looks amazing. Her fashion sense is spot on

KRISTEN
Too much flesh on display


JUSTIN
Well, she has immaculate skin, so why not flaunt it?

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