London Fashion Week: Day 3

BENT on out-shining the fashion pack at London fashion Week, both of WAYNE'S sidewalk chums defibrillated their efette game by sporting kaleidoscopic prints and embroidered floral. However, ever the minimalist style maven, Wayne exuded luminosity in Timberland laced boots, River Island plaid shirt and Superdry denim shorts. His chums were still on a high after winning best-dressed medals the previous night. Wayne was still sneering. In his candid opinion, winning best dressed accolade at a sidewalk bar was laughable, whereas, getting similar recognition at London Fashion Week, was something special.

The proof was in the pudding. Moments after the sidewalk chums emerged on the Courtyard Show Space at Somerset House, one of the legions of press snappers, plucked Wayne from between his chums.


PHOTOGRAPHER( to Wayne)

May I take some photographs of you

     JEREMY
NO! Get Lost!


                        APRIL
Jeremy! Don't be so rude. He looks like a celebrity photographer


PHOTOGRAPHER
Your'e very kind but I'm not a......celebrity. Just call me Nicki


APRIL
Not to worry Nicki, WAYNE is not a photographer either

WAYNE
(stepping towards photographer)

Chums! Show some DECORUM, please. They don't mean to offend you, sorry. You may take photos of me

PHOTOGRAPHER
Okay...Just pretend your'e walking...Great. Now smile....Your'e looking fabulous.

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MAN: (to TV interviewer)

I'll be modelling for Vivienne Westwood Red Label

JEREMY
That's astonishing! He's dressed like a dogs' race supporter. On the other hand, we are dressed for a chic occasion...London Fashion Week baby....Awesome! This is the life...


APRIL
(dreamily)
...drinking champagne, watching designers latest creations,...


WAYNE
(smugly)
...and getting snapped by photographers....


APRIL
(mumbled)
....Speak for yourself WAYNE


London Fashion Week is sonorously, not the first fashion event the chums attended. Over the past year, they  were spotted at literally, hundreds, sorry, SEVERAL, events.

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Models show off NICOLE FARHI'S Collection on the runway:

                    WAYNE
That coat is absolutely fabulous


                      APRIL
OMG! I would ABSOLUTELY wear it, amazing silhouette..


                       JEREMY
....To HELL with that. It's absolutely fallacious. There's nothing special about it.

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Vivienne Westwood Red Label Spring/Summer 2013 on the runway

                         APRIL
Hmmm. Those gloves are adorable. Got to take a picture of it


                         WAYNE
I know. Look at that dress. OMG...I adore everything we have seen so far in this collection. It's an honor to see this show..


                       JEREMY
I'm still waiting to see a killer piece. Wait!, I love those attractive stripes.

WAYNE AND APRIL
(exchanged looks, then cackled)

JEREMY
SHUT UP, You FKN lemmings! I meant, I love the stripes, but the model is attractive. UGH!


APRIL

I'd love to wear this dress in summer...Vivienne Westwood is my  designer of choice.

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