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| NICK wears Zara Denim shirt, Primark polo T shirt, All Saints jeans and Office converse |
SECURITY released the bargain hunters in the store at 9am sharp. The first thing that made on impression on them was its monstrosity.
SPACE
WOW! This is Seventh heaven. Totally amazing...This is the biggest Primark I have been into. It's too BIG!
NICK
Actually, the one in Marble Arch is much BIGGER
KATO
It's not!
NICK
When was the last time you were there?
SPACE
I have never been. I saw it on TV
Nick and Kato guffawed.
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KATO
What you doing?
SPACE
Sending a text to my sister to let her new I'm in Primark's flagship store
NICK
(grunts)
That supposed to make her day. Soon, lots of people will descend on the scene, it's gonna be like a battleground. Crazy Crazy! So we need to do what we came to do and get the hell out of here
I suggest we get the hell out of here NOW. I'm a little tired, actually.
KATO
Me also
NICK
We just came, we havent done ANYTHING as yet, you lemming!
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Beautiful clothes...AWESOME prices...
It's a fabulous store
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SPACE
109, 110, 111...
KATO
....What the hell do you think your'e doing?
SPACE
Nothing. Just counting the number of tills
NICK
What? Are you here to shop, or do mathematics?
Shop, but I'm just working out how long for us to get served
KATO
You are crazy!
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The sidewalk darlings caught a shopper stealing some clothes.
KATO
Oi...make sure you pay for that...if you can't afford, find yourself a job
ShopLIFTER ignored him, continued packing clothes in his bag.
KATO grabbed him, "call the police SPACE!..I'll have to arrest you thief."
NICK
We are not policemen. Let him go
SPACE
(grabbing the shoplifter's leg)
WE GOT YOU, THIEF....This is a civillian arrest. Shut your mouth. And stop resisting.
ShopLIFTER looked like a bodybuilder. He wriggled out of the sidewalk darlings' grip, then escaped down the stairs.
SHOPLIFTER
I recognize you lazy, TIMEWASTERS from the sidewalk bench. I'LL GET YOU!
SPACE
We recognize you THIEF!
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SPACE
We queued for 17 minutes just to try on clothes...Now I'm wondering, will we ever get the chance to pay?
KATO
This queue to pay is even longer
SPACE
Much longer. we have wasted 19 minutes in it so far
KATO
Too MANY PEOPLE here today fam
NICK
Stop complaining. (sings) "try a little PATIENCE".......There were far more people at the Marble Arch opening. So the queues were MUCH longer. So we should be thankful, this opening did not attract that vast number of people. Just enjoy the moment
SPACE
22 minutes gone now guys.
NICK
Some of the cashiers are just TOO slow. UGH!... Look! That man is wearing a woman's cardigan. What the hell was he thinking?
(women behind the sidewalk darlings, discussed ethics if buying Primark clothes)
METEOR
We should boycott Primark
UFC
What...? How can you not LOVE Primark? Where else can I treat myself with a pair of plimsolls, 5 pairs of socks and a pair of jeans for £11?
METEOR
Did you know, people who make these products work under appalling working conditions, get little pay, and even children have to work under these awful conditions..
UFC
I always struggle with this issue. I thought of boycotting, but I can't, Because, even though its not right for anyone to work under these conditions, if we boycott the products, these people will not have a job....In other words, it's better to be getting little pay than no pay
METEOR
I see your point. It's a tricky issue indeed
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