JUSTIN and his sidewalk chums, Kristen and Kate were enthused about seeing the final event for London Fashion Week - Day 3: Philip Treacy's comeback collection. Hoping to reach the venue first, they cantered pass the fashion pack as they dawdled through Somerset House exit. However, the chums were winningly refused entrance by security. This is how it went down.
SECURITY:
May I have your INVITATIONS, please.
KRISTEN
What?
JUSTIN
We DON'T have invitations
KRISTEN
This show may be at a different venue, but it's STILL a part of London Fashion Week, so we DON'T need special invites
SECURITY
I'm afraid, you do.
KATE
(quipped)
Any ideas where we can source them?
KRISTEN
This is a FARCE! I'm out of here. Lets get out of here guy and girl
SECURITY:
Sorry
JUSTIN:
Thank you. Come on girls
KRISTEN
(curses quietly)
FKN recusants!
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They waited outside the gate, hoping they could see someone who could get them in. All they could see were familiar faces from the sidewalk. Instead of staying there, looking dejected, perpetually hiding their faces, they agreed to take the long walk home.
KRISTEN
(halted)
I have an idea!
KATE
(laughs)
So Do I
JUSTIN
Kate, I think she's serious.
KRISTEN
I am serious
KATE
So am I
KRISTEN
Okay, let's hear yours
KATE
I don't think we should leave. We could speak to people after the show to get their impressions about it, instead of walking home so early...
JUSTIN
I'm up for that.
KRISTEN
I'm not. It's getting cold. My feet are already tired. I have no intention of standing around for HOURS just to asked smug lemmings about the show...It will be in the Metro tomorrow.
KATE
Well, we could sit on that sidewalk bench until the show is over..there's a lot to watch on the sidewalk, so we wont be bored
KRISTEN
Security REFUSED to let us in, what if people REFUSE to talk to us about the show? I can endure no more than one refusal in a day.
JUSTIN
(show off video camera and microphone)
With these, people will be HAPPY to speak to us. Just say we are from Sidewalk TV
THUNDEROUS LAUGHTER
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JUSTIN
Justin, Kate and Kristen from Sidewalk TV. What's your impression of Philip Treacy's fashion show?
Patron
Please to meet you three....Surprise surprise! Lady Gaga didn't steal the show. The HATS did. They actually UPSTAGED Lady Gaga by a mile...
KATE
Do you have to be so blunt? You should be ashamed of yourself for disrespecting the BORN THIS WAY professionally trained singer, in that fashion...
PATRON
(joked)
I have to be blunt...I was BORN this way. I know she can sing but the hats were more outrageous than her costume tonight.
JUSTIN
My parents always say 'if you don't have anything nice to say, it's best not say anything at all..
PATRON
Well, I was taught differently...Those hats got my full attention, not Lady Gaga, even though she wore eye catching Alexander McQueen laced boots...One problem with the hats; they could present a problem with my blind spot when I drive
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