A striking long beige coat

WRAPPED in stylish cardigan and safari jacket, respectively, Kristen and Kate spot a fashionable pedestrian wearing a long beige coat. The silhouette is striking. Naturally, they start to salivate. No wonder. As snow flakes settle on the bench, Justin stare at his sidewalk duds in confused amazement.





KATE

I had my heart set on a beautiful LONG coat for SO LONG....I need this ONE on my body....

KRISTEN

Yes please, me too, me too! I want it so badly. So badly. It's magical. Stop her. Ask her where she bought it...

JUSTIN

Calm down girls. It's only a coat. I recognise it. I know where to find it... ...What size do you both want it in? I'll get it for you for Christmas.

KATE

SMALL, I guess, what do you think?

JUSTIN

It depends on how many layerings you will wear beneath it. Just a blouse or a bulky sweater?...Your layerings must enable you to lift  your arms. Remember the kid on A Christmas Story? I don't want you to fall down and have to call one of us to help you get up.

    LAUGHTER


KRISTEN

Well, is it available in XS? If yes, I'll take a S, if not, I'll take a M. I don't mind if I have to put on a little weight so it can fit me properly.

JUSTIN

Wait a minute. (checks internet on Iphone)...Only M,L, and XL available now. But they might have smaller size next week....

KRISTEN

M it is then

KATE

M is like a size 12... I don't think so.

KRISTEN

M is a 12-14...

KATE

Silly

 
JUSTIN

ALL the measurements are in DAMN centimetres. Naturally, I have no idea what they mean

KATE

I thought you learnt ALL that in primary school

JUSTIN

I did

KRISTEN

That was a long time ago

JUSTIN

shut up, you lemming! I just notice...if I buy the long coats for you today, I'll get could get 15% off. Mid-season sale, I suppose.

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Is it me, or is winter-clothes shopping a pain?

PERHAPS it's nice and warm in your heart but by the looks of what pedestrians are wearing today, winter is in full oscillation. It gets colder and wetter each day. Nevertheless, Justin, Kristen and Kate are still upbeat about hanging out at their favorite sidewalk haunt; the bench.

Long sleeved, slim fit cardigan that Justin is wearing on the sidewalk

                                 KRISTEN
 I love your cardigan, Justin. It looks so edgy, modern and splendiferous...That's a good investment for the winter season.

                                  KATE
It's so cool and good-looking. Can't believe it's a male's cardigan looking so AWESOME.


                                  JUSTIN
(beams, fishes out Iphone and shows an image of the item)

Thanks girl and girl...

KRISTEN
(to Kate)

Splendiferous? I would'nt go that far. SPLENDID will suffice...Incidentally, Kate, that's a great, flamboyant flower lace cardigan you got on...Where did you get it?...So gorgeous. And desirable, covetable...





KATE
(quips, fishes out Iphone and show image of the cardigan)

Thanks Sorry you can't have this one I'm wearing. It's taken...And I wont let you take it off me either...




                       




  LAUGHTER



JUSTIN

You two need to get a.....bench. your OWN bench...


                      KATE

That's something to think about...By the way, KRISTEN, have you bought your winter coat as yet?


                      KRISTEN:

I still don't have a winter coat. I guess I'm not ready to strangle myself in a turtleneck. UGH!


                       JUSTIN

That's mad. It's freezing on the sidewalk, and you dressing like it's still summer. Oh my gosh!


                       KATE

Kristen, your'e MAD. You wanna get ill or something?...


                        KRISTEN

I'm sure you both have ONLY winter pieces in your capsule collection. However, mine contains more summer clothes than winter ones.


JUSTIN

What?


                           KATE

You are madder than I initially thought.


                           JUSTIN

Is it just me, or is winter shopping a PAIN. I can't be bothered.


                           KATE
(exchanges derisive looks with Justin)

IT'S JUST YOU! You are gonna freeze to...illness. Summer is officially over, for your information.


 PEDESTRIAN WALKS PASS THE BENCH IN A HOODED WINTER COAT


                            KATE
                            (gushes)
Ahh! She look so cosy, comfortable and warm, I'd be tempted to sleep in that awesome coat....

KRISTEN

...That's a load of filth...If she had use a peplum belt as a cinch around the garment, it would have look more flattering.

JUSTIN

(rebukes)

Don't say something like that when Kate is talking

                       

                              KRISTEN

(points at foot of bench, in protest)

But it's true!... That's a load of filth.... at our feet.

                     


                                JUSTIN AND KATE

(grimace, spring onto their feet)

Yuck! Let's go, girl and girl

                           KATE

 Where are we going Justin?

                                 


                          KRISTEN

I'd like to know that too. Where the HELL are we going?

                               

                              JUSTIN

Winter clothes shopping at the mall for some nice warm clothes for you.


KATE:

I'm coming also.


                               KRISTEN

Thanks guy and girl, but there is nothing out there for me. It's quite unlikely, you will find anything that I really like. Seriously. Besides, I'm not ready to look like a fur collared Michelin mannequin.


KATE

Shut up!


                             JUSTIN

I know what shop, Topshop, has some ultra-chic winter stuffs...It never fails whether it's winter, summer spring or autumn


                           KATE
....Ear muffs, boots, umbrella. Oh, and JACKET!


                          JUSTIN

Brilliant! SOunds like today gonna be my lucky day. Yipeeeee!!!!!

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Is it just me, or is winter shopping a PAIN

PERHAPS it's nice and warm in your heart but by the looks of what pedestrians are wearing today, winter is in full oscillation. It gets colder and wetter each day. Nevertheless, Justin, Kristen and Kate are still upbeat about hanging out at their favorite sidewalk haunt; the bench.

Long sleeved, slim fit cardigan that Justin is wearing on the sidewalk

                                 KRISTEN
 I love your cardigan, Justin. It looks so edgy, modern and splendiferous...That's a good investment for the winter season.

KATE
It's so cool and good-looking. Can't believe it's a male's cardigan looking so AWESOME.


JUSTIN
(beams, fishes out Iphone and shows an image of the item)

Thanks...

KRISTEN
(to Kate)

Splendiferous? I would'nt go that far. SPLENDID will suffice. If she had use a peplum belt as a cinch around the garment, it would have look more flattering...Incidentally, Kate, that's a great, flamboyant flower lace cardigan you got on...Where did you get it?...So gorgeous. And desirable, covetable...





KATE
(quips, fishes out Iphone and show image of the cardigan)

Thanks Sorry you can't have this one I'm wearing. It's taken...And I wont let you take it off me either...




                        




  LAUGHTER

 

JUSTIN

You two need to get a.....bench. your OWN bench...


                      KATE

That's something to think about...By the way, KRISTEN, have you bought your winter coat as yet?


                      KRISTEN:

I still don't have a winter coat. I guess I'm not ready to strangle myself in a turtleneck. UGH!


                       JUSTIN

That's mad. It's freezing on the sidewalk, and you dressing like it's still summer. Oh my gosh!


                       KATE

Kristen, your'e MAD. You wanna get ill or something?...


                        KRISTEN

I'm sure you both have ONLY winter pieces in your capsule collection. However, mine contains more summer clothes than winter ones.


JUSTIN

What?


                           KATE

You are madder than I initially thought.


                           JUSTIN

Is it just me, or is winter shopping a PAIN. I can't be bothered.


                           KATE
(exchanges derisive looks with Justin)

IT'S JUST YOU! You are gonna freeze to...illness. Summer is officially over, for your information.


 PEDESTRIAN WALKS PASS THE BENCH IN A HOODED WINTER COAT


                            KATE
                            (gushes)

Ahh! She look so cosy, comfortable and warm, I'd be tempted to sleep in that awesome coat....

KRISTEN

...That's a load of filth...

JUSTIN

(rebukes)

Don't say something like that when Kate is talking

                         KRISTEN

(points at foot of bench, in protest)

But it's true!... That's a load of filth.... at our feet.

                        JUSTIN AND KATE

(grimace, spring onto their feet)

Yuck! Let's go, girl and girl

KATE

 Where are we going Justin?

                                    KRISTEN

I'd like to know that too. Where the HELL are we going?

                                  JUSTIN

Winter clothes shopping at the mall for some nice warm clothes for you.


KATE:

I'm coming also.


                               KRISTEN

Thanks guy and girl, but there is nothing out there for me. It's quite unlikely, you will find anything that I really like. Seriously. Besides, I'm not ready to look like a fur collared Michelin mannequin.


KATE

Shut up!


                             JUSTIN

I know what shop, Topshop, has some ultra-chic winter stuffs...It never fails whether it's winter, summer spring or autumn


                           KATE
....Ear muffs, boots, umbrella. Oh, and JACKET!


                          JUSTIN

Brilliant! SOunds like today gonna be my lucky day. Yipeeeee!!!!!

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