mr Styles UltrA: Look! (enthuses, er,
breathlessly) Allow me me to EVINCE my adoration for that FLAMING fedora.
Follow me and adopt one in your fedora repertoire. The WHOLEsome Fashion Week
set is super jealous, clearly. Can't blame us; that ethereal element is
definitely destined for for the front row, somehow. I hope it's not a sin for a
fedora to look so cool, perfect and thrilling..
Miss Cruyff: Welcome to Sidewalk
Darlings LFW AW16 edition. Listen, while showing off his trademark
demagogic style; completed with a model fedora, mr Styles UltrA, London Fashion
Week cheerleader, is salivating over this fashionista's fedora hat with his
hallmark New Age obscuration.
The Fashion Week fashionista
walking the sidewalk at LOndon Fashion Week (https://youtu.be/pOJZcuySEOA ) is Miss Pereira Martínez, a law student from Spain. Steal
her smart-casual, Chiara influenced style by teaming a runway fedora. Steal her
cool, casual aesthetic by matching a runway fedora by MAISON MICHEL with
statement faux fur jacket by THEORY, NIKE shoes and NLY Trend jeans.Oh, and
Charlotte Olympia fun, playful handbag.
mr Styles UltrA: I just wanna EVINCE my deep absorption with this incredibly AMAZING style. I really love all the GORGEOUS elements I'm discovering in its construction. How beautiful! That FLAMING #fedora, however, is the flower, the exclusive highlight, let me tell you, it's the er, value, of this surreal aesthetic. How irreplaceable it looks. Oh my gosh! I ADORE MAISON MICHEL fedoras. This one is my favourite must-have
Pereira Martínez: (looks puzzle -
no response)
Mr Sánchez: (interprets) Sorry?
mr Styles UltrA: Her outfit looks
SUPER amazing today
Mr Sánchez: (translates)
Miss Pereira Martínez: (replies in
Spanish)
mr Styles UltrA: Interpret for me
also, please... What did she say?
[Miss Pereira Martínez and Mr
Sánchez speak in Spanish]
Mr Sánchez: You want her to say why
she's wearing this?
mr Styles UltrA: I said her outfit
looks AMAZING. so I'd like to hear her response. You tell me what she said then
I'll ask her the next question...SO when I remarked that her outfit looked
wonderful, what she say in reply?
Sánchez: (no response)
mr Styles UltrA:(to Pereira
Martínez) Your clothes woo me, they are WONDERFUL. Do me the favour, please.
Strike a pose for Sidewalk Darlings photographer, Mr Sánchez
Mr Sánchez:: Yes. So?
Styles UltrA: Translate that for
her, please.
Mr Sánchez: (attempts translation)
[Fashion Week photographer passes
with a model] (to Styles UltrA) Sorry boss
mr Styles UltrA: It's cool. Go and
do your photo-shoot
Mr Sánchez:(continues translating
for her)
Miss Pereira Martínez: (replies in
Spanish)
Mr Sánchez: (to Styles UltrA) She
needs to say something?
Styles UltrA: (to her) What was
your inspiration for this choice of style?
Mr Sánchez:: (translates)
Miss Pereira Martínez:: (in broken
English)
Styles UltrA: (to him) Explain what
she said, please.
Mr Sánchez:: She's inspired
by...(name indecipherable)....her style and...(indecipherable)...
Styles UltrA: (interrupts
abruptly)...Who? What?
Mr Sánchez: Chiara! Chiara! (Chiara
Nasti) I don't know...
Miss Pereira Martínez:: (interrupts
corruptly) She's a blogger - all over the world.
Styles UltrA: Spell! Spell! Spell
her name, please
Mr Sánchez:(spells)T H A I R...
Miss Pereira Martínez:
Interrupts)...Chiara! Chiara!
Styles UltrA: (attempts spelling,
atrociously) T? I?...
Miss Pereira Martínez:: No.
(attempts spelling)...H (second letter indecipherable) T H R...
Mr Sánchez: (interrupts sharply,
attempts spelling, again) C H A...
Styles Ultra:(interrupts) She's a
fashion blogger?
Miss Pereira Martínez:: Yes
mr Styles UltrA: where IS SHE
BASED?
Mr Sánchez:: She's from Italy.
Styles UltrA: From Italy! I'll have
to look her up, and down - on Google (to her) how do you define her style?
Chiara's style, that is.
Mr Sánchez:: (translates for her)
Miss Pereira Martínez:: (laughs,
speaks in Spanish)
Mr Sánchez:: (translates) I like
the attendance (fashion week fashionistas?) and I follow the best bloggers.
Styles UltrA: Excelente.! What is
her job?
Mr Sánchez: She's a student
mr Styles UltrA: What does she
study?
Mr Sánchez: Law
mr Styles UltrA: Law (tempted to
comment on subject but resists) Excellent! (burst into French) D'excellents
(back to Spanish) Excellente! Now, I'd like to know what fashion labels she's
actually rocking. If she could start with that BEAUTIFUL fedora. Who on earth
is the designer
Miss Pereira Martínez:: (touches
jacket, immediately) Spanish brand!
mr Styles UltrA: Spanish brand!
What's the name of the Spanish brand? Is that a coat with fake fur or a jacket
with fake fur? I LOVE that smouldering colour.
Miss Pereira Martínez:: Berksha
(jacket), (indecipherable name (top)...
mr Styles UltrA: ...Spell the name
of the designer for that top, please.
Mr Sánchez:: Leafit
mr Styles UltrA: Thank you. Those
trousers? Those jeans? What fashion houses are they from?
Miss Pereira Martínez:: Zara, Nike
(shoes)
Styles UltrA: Nike shoes;
trainers...That beautiful....
Miss Pereira Martínez::. la Crème?
mr Styles UltrA: Spell, please
Miss Pereira Martínez:: La Crème de
la Crème
mr Styles UltrA: La Crème de la
Crème?
Miss Pereira Martínez:: It's French
Mr Sánchez:: yes, IT'S French
mr Styles UltrA: It's a French
fashion Label?
Miss Pereira Martínez:: no, IT'S
Spanish BUT IT HAS A French NAME
mr Styles UltrA: oKAY. D'accord! I
understand. (enthuses, er, breathlessly) Allow me me to EVINCE my adoration for
that FLAMING fedora. Follow me and adopt one in your fedora repertoire. The
WHOLEsome Fashion Week set is super jealous, clearly. Can't blame us; that
ethereal element is definitely destined for for the front row, somehow. I hope
it's not a sin for a fedora to look so cool, perfect and thrilling....
Mr Sánchez:: (translates)
Miss Pereira Martínez:: I DON'T
KNOW. FOUR OR FIVE.
mr Styles UltrA: Why do you have so
MANY fedoras?
Mr Sánchez:: (translates)
Miss Pereira Martínez:: In English)
Because I like them (chuckles)...
Mr Sánchez:: (translates to her)
(to Styles UltrA) It's elegant for the outfit. It's elegant!
Miss Pereira Martínez:: (in
English)...For the the rain...
mr Styles UltrA: Oh, it prevents
your hair from getting wet when it rains and it's VERY elegant in your outfits
also! What do you LIKE b out London Fashion Week?
Miss Pereira Martínez:: What?
mr Styles UltrA: London Fashion
Week! Is it your first time?
Miss Pereira Martínez:: yes.
So what do you like ab out London Fashion Week?
Mr Sánchez:: (translates to her) (to UltrA) The last...The last...The last clothes that people wear (latest styles tat fashionistas wear) The best bloggers come here.
mr Styles UltrA: Yes. I agree,
wholeheartedly. The best stylists, the best fashion fashion editors, the best
designers, the best photographers...
Mr Sánchez:: That's why she loves
it
mr Styles UltrA: That's why I love
it also. Excellence! How do you define your personal style? How do you like to
dress?
Mr Sánchez:: No angry; it's like
formal...
mr Styles UltrA:: Oh, smart-casual
Miss Pereira Martínez:: YES!
mr Styles UltrA: Cool. So today is
quintessentially smart casual and it's
....
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