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| Birdman, left, Hollande, getting ready for press ups |
HOLLANDE:
Your'e like a fixture on the sidewalk Birdman, when do you find the time to go to the gym for a proper workout?
David cackles
Birdman:
Is that where you lot are going now?
David:
Of course
Hollande:
Wanna come for a proper workout?
Birdman:
No thank you, I hate the gym with a passion.
Hollande:
No wonder you look so unfit
David:
Yeah
Birdman:
Tell me, how often do you lot go to the gym
BOTH:
EVERYDAY!
Birdman:
Everyday? You lot need to get a life. Get a more exciting hobby. No wonder you always look so frustrated.
Hollande:
Whatever!
Birdman:
Both of you strike me as the types who go to the gym EVERYDAY and don't really workout. Instead, you just walk around and annoy proper gym users with your endless chatter. When you run out of people to annoy, you then go on a mechanical bike for 20 minutes; hardly pedalling - on the lowest resistance. (burst into laughter)
David: (shouts)
Take that back!
Birdman: Oh, so it's true.
David:(grabs birdman by throat)
Hello no! Take that back!
Hollande:
David, leave him alone. You know it's true.....BUT...we are still fitter than him.
Birdman:
YOU WISH! I knew it.
David:
You really think walking up and down the sidewalk everyday can make you fit.
HOLLANDE CACKLES
Birdman:
Of course! Who needs a boring gym when I got this beautiful sidewalk to work out on - for free..Look at the scenery.. Ah Breathtaking.
Hollande:
Only an idiot thinks he can live out every aspect of his life on the sidewalk
David:
I know how we can show him up. Let's see who is the fittest, YOU are US
HOLLANDE:
Yes. We dare you to let us work out with you on your beloved sidewalk
Birdman:
It's raining. Lets do this another time
Hollande:
I don't think so
David:
No chance
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Birdman:
My hands are gonna get dirty
DAVID RUSHES INTO SOMEONE'S YARD AND BORROW A A PIECE OF FLAT BOARD
David:
Not anymore. You can rest your hands on this when we work out
Birdman:
You are gonna get me in trouble. Put it back please.
David:
Stop being a chicken
Hollande:
Let's go furrther up the sidewalk where the owner can't see us
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Birdman:
We must warm up first
David:
No time for that.
Birdman:
We will injure our muscles if we dont warm up before working out
Hollande:
NONSENSE!
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| David's revolutionally new way to burn to stay in shape - PRAYING |
David:
Working out in the rain makes me sweat profusely. I'm gonna sit this out today. Sorry Hollande. Good luck!
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David:
5, 6, 7, 8, go
The first set of exercise, press ups, is underway. Hollande manages to do about 7. On the other hand, Birdman goes on endlessly. David grow tired-counting.
David:
STOP! If you continue a gruelling excercise programme like this, your'e gonna be SLIM FOREVER. That's very worrying.
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| Hollande has a funny way of conceding defeat. Look at his pose |
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