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er Styles Rocker: (gushes, excitedly) Wow! In my eyes, a certain STUPENDOUS outfit has A serious wonder factor. Where is its earned plaudits and nobel prize? Like London Fashion Week, at SomerSet House, or 180TheStrand, that incredibly INSANE fedora spells pure joy. what AN atmosphere scorcher... https://www.facebook.com/SidewalkDarlings/
er Styles Rocker:....Coupling that marvel hat with the other statement elements was, well - well thought out; a stroke, of genius; of course. The point is, it's performance is, erm, on point. A mere glance, yet, this culminates in an exhilarating, erm, romance. Just look at the catwalk entrance! the WHOLEsome fashion week set is in a trance; wholly entranced. Self-respecting stylists can't get it off, their minds, they all want it, nestled on top, of their heads. Since that sounds filthy, we are proud to scream GUILTY. In my eyes, a certain STUPENDOUS outfit has A serious wonder factor. Where is its earned plaudits and Nobel prize? Like London Fashion Week, at SomerSet House, or 180 The Strand, that incredibly INSANE fedora spells pure joy. what AN atmosphere scorcher....….. LFW AW16 SS17 www.allthatrageseries.blogspot.com
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er Styles Rocker: (gushes, excitedly) Wow! In my eyes, a certain STUPENDOUS outfit has A serious wonder factor. Where is its earned plaudits and nobel prize? Like London Fashion Week, at SomerSet House, or 180TheStrand, that incredibly INSANE fedora spells pure joy. what AN atmosphere scorcher... https://www.facebook.com/SidewalkDarlings/
er Styles Rocker:....Coupling that marvel hat with the other statement elements was, well - well thought out; a stroke, of genius; of course. The point is, it's performance is, erm, on point. A mere glance, yet, this culminates in an exhilarating, erm, romance. Just look at the catwalk entrance! the WHOLEsome fashion week set is in a trance; wholly entranced. Self-respecting stylists can't get it off, their minds, they all want it, nestled on top, of their heads. Since that sounds filthy, we are proud to scream GUILTY. In my eyes, a certain STUPENDOUS outfit has A serious wonder factor. Where is its earned plaudits and Nobel prize? Like London Fashion Week, at SomerSet House, or 180 The Strand, that incredibly INSANE fedora spells pure joy. what AN atmosphere scorcher....….. LFW AW16 SS17 www.allthatrageseries.blogspot.com
ARANDA: (clears throat, rather loudly) Strike a pose, please, Laura. Styles Rocker, you were, erm, over the top, you know… www.instagram.com/SidewalkDarlings
er Styles Rocker: (clears throat, playfully) That’s "ER" Styles Rocker, for you.
Walking the sidewalk at London Fashion Week is Laura Hague; an
apprentice with Ted Baker. Steal her style by coupling a runway fedora by
Topshop with Warehouse blouse, Selected Femme culottes and Aquazzura shoes.
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er Styles Rocker: Excellence! All I wanna say is your London
Fashion outfit…
LAURA:…(smiles proudly) Thank you…
er Styles Rocker: This London Fashion Week aesthete looks super immaculate and indelibly immersive. It’s a minuscule wonder, as a corollary, why a certain fashion editor appears ultra impressed with the selected elements from your capsule collection. Of particular significance, however, is that abrasively cool fedora hat. Oh my gosh! No self-respecting fashionista would crave their Goop sustenance when this, erm, aesthetic resonance, among the throng of accessories, makes an appearance. It’s the main reason why Sidewalk Darlings is curating this ensemble…..
LAURA: Thank you VERY much
er Styles Rocker: Cross my heart, sartorially speaking, you are walking the right path. I’m HIGHLY keen to discover the inspiration for the elements and style you are rocking, today, at London Fashion Week
LAURA: Well, I LOVE a soft tailored look, so I go for a culottes and shirt, and added a hat because I think it is VERY Fashion Week
er Styles Rocker: Oh excellence. SO what fashion brands are you rocking?
LAURA: I am currently wearing ZARA on the bottom half shoes and trousers. My shirt is from Warehouse. My hat is from Topshop
Styles Rocker: (gushes, excitedly) How many hats do you possess? Fedora hats?
LAURA: erm. (thinks) a couple…not too many (chuckles, thinly)
er Styles Rocker: Why do you have so ( many?)[super-car passes, annoyingly noisy] ….? Why does a fedora appeal to you? Why do you bother to rock one as the centerpiece in your outfits?
LAURA: I feel like it just frame the rest of your face…because I have REALLY… like (traffic drowns out speech)…it just add to it.
er Styles Rocker: I’m in complete conference with you on that fedora musing. A fedora completes an ensemble….Thanks to Topshop one you are rocking, your attire’s pared-back tailoring and minimalist aesthetic that you are unveiling, boast the most flair and panache…
LAURA: (smiles)
er Styles Rocker: So we have seen the sheer delights that you are rocking today, especially that STRIKING fedora, therefore, I am now HIGHLY keen, explicably, to discover the other sartorial gems that are secreted in your wardrobe.
LAURA: I like wide-legged trousers. I have shirts, tailored jackets, with pockets; anything with pockets
er Styles Rocker: So how do you explain your apparent weakness for London Fashion Week?
LAURA: I LOVE that everyone is so into it – the clothes are unique - everyone is here
er Styles Rocker: We are all immensely overjoyed to be here, so I completely take your point on board. I’d like to ask you, now. If there are three fedora hats and you take away two, how may fedoras do you have?
erm (laughs) Three? [the WORSE answer Styles Rocker has ever
heard, in the history of asking this question at Fashion Week)
er Styles Rocker: No! Shall I repeat the question?
LAURA: Yeah!
er Styles Rocker: There are three fedoras, you take away two, so how many fedoras do you have
LAURA: (gives an answer then laughs out)
er Styles Rocker: No!
LAURA: (asks a question)
er Styles Rocker: No, it’s just a general question
[UPROARIOUS LAUGHTER]
er Styles Rocker: Just think about. I assure you, you do know the correct answer, so try again. F you take away 2 fedoras from 3 fedoras, how many fedoras do you have?
LAURA: One! (cackles)
er Styles Rocker: No!
LAURA: (says something)
er Styles Rocker: Okay. I’ll give you an example. Just assume (indicate 3 fingers) these represent 3 fedoras, now take away two of my fingers, these TWO, incidentally, represent, two fedoras. So how many fedoras do you have?
LAURA: (animatedly) Oh, I have TWO
er Styles Rocker: Excellence! I am so happy for you. On that note, before you walk the sidewalk, may we have your permission to publish this video recording on our youtube show called Sidewalk Darlings?
LAURA: Yes! No problem
er Styles Rocker: Since your style look so effortless and immersive, go on and have a nice day.
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Portrait by ARANDA
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