MAKTHAVERSKAN: (elucidates to Michelle) Look! Fedoras are a fashion week obsession; in Styles Rocker book; however, they are a personal obsession. That’s why his oratory sounds fanatically, erm, over the top. www.allthatrageseries.blogspot.com
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The stylist walking the sidewalk at London Fashion Week is, erm, Performer of Style; a contributor to the FASHION CHANNEL. Steal the Style Influencer’s classically chic and elegant aesthetic by rocking a runway fedora by Doria 1905 with H&M corset, Savile Row Company tailored trousers, Smyth & Gibson shirt and Baqietto shoes.
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er Styles Rocker: (exudes, rhythmically) Hello! This London Fashion Week outfit looks stupendously stylish and fashionable. Curating it for the Gallery of Sidewalk darlings is, seriously; a dream. I LOVE the immersive styling. Every self-respecting Fashion Editor FANTASIZES about being LOVINGLY linked to that strokeable, demonically divine fedora hat. Just saying
Performer of Style: Yeah! I’m wearing – it’s almost bespoke – the shirt, trousers and the shoes are bespoke
er Styles Rocker: B what? Spell it out for me, please
Performer of Style: Bespoke!
er Styles Rocker: Spell it out please.
Performer of Style: Bespoke! (spells) B, E, S, P, O, P, K, E.
Styles Rocker: Oh, (finally understands) bespoke! Oh, what opulence! Well, no wonder the aesthetic looks so stupendous. (sighs, erm, breathlessly) Bespoke!
Performer of Style:: The corset is from H&M – Autumn/Winter collection. SO I wanted to mix custom-made with ready-to-wear.
Styles Rocker: Excellence
Performer of Style: …to make a statement…wear something that is personal
er Styles Rocker: To be honest, this outfit is not merely making a statement, it’s creating waves among the WHOLEsome fashion week set. Speaking about fashion week, what do you like about London Fashion Week?
Performer of Style: I LOVE that it’s REALLY quirky. People are not afraid to dare…there are no boundaries
er Styles Rocker: …Hello, I mean HELL NO! (sings lyrics from Sidewalk Darlings frock tune – Planet London Fashion Week) “Self-styled fashion police, please fall asleep…” I agree with you, completely, proudly…Speaking of pride, I noticed that like me, you rock a fedora with pride, so out of interest, how many fedora hats do you have in your wardrobe?
Performer of Style: I have 3. Only three because they…always want hats with GOOD quality
er Styles Rocker: …When it comes to fedoras, quality trumps quantity any day, all day…
Performer of Style: …This (touches fedora, tenderly) is a part of Doria 1905
er Styles Rocker: …Oh my gosh! It’s beauty is, erm,…(ponders word choice)
MAKTHAVERSKAN:…(suggests a word, helpfully) Nice?
er Styles Rocker: BREATHTAKING! (to Michaela) What do you like fedoras so much?
Performer of Style: I always need to wear a hat. They REALLY give you the look. So you can wear something VERY simple but with a fedora - you have a look…
er Styles Rocker: …to clarify; that’s a winning look. Oh excellence! So if you take away to fedoras from three fedoas, how many fedora hats do you have?
Performer of Style: (hesitantly) One?
er Styles Rocker: No! It’s not the right answer
Performer of Style: (laughs)
er Styles Rocker: So listen again. You take away 2 fedoras from 3 fedoras, how many fedoras do you have?
Performer of Style: One?
er Styles Rocker: No!
Performer of Style: One! (laughs)
[er Styles Rocker joins laughter]
Performer of Style: You say if I take away 2 from 3….
er Styles Rocker: …Two from Three…
Performer of Style: One!
er Styles Rocker: No! That’s not the right answer!
Performer of Style: ONE!
er Styles Rocker: Alright then. I’ll explain why you keep getting it wrong… Look at these three pens that I’m holding onto, right?
Performer of Style: Yes.
er Styles Rocker: Let’s assume they are 3 fedora hats
Performer of Style: (nods) Yes.
er Styles Rocker: Now take away 2 of the pens. These two pens represent 2 fedoras
Performer of Style: (nods, while taking pens)
er Styles Rocker: Now, please tell me, how many fedoras do you have?
Performer of Style: (laughs, flaunts TWO pens): I have TWO.
er Styles Rocker: Stylish! That’s the right answer. What took so long?
Performer of Style: It’s tricky
er Styles Rocker: On that note, before you walk the sidewalk, may we have your permission to publish this video on our youtube show called Sidewalk Darlings?
Performer of Style: Yes.
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