London Fashion Week

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er Styles Rocker: Now trumpeting on the #AW14 #TripeTreat show [#airguitar] - #Africa[@Weezer #Weezer]. The original by #Toto is an iconic classic. First heard it on #FamilyGuy; such a slick, mellifluous treat; even my eyes were mesmerized. Attempting a new incarnation could be tragic; an epically bold move. This magically explosive rendition by Weezer is an authentic prize, however. What a rendition! Like @usainbolt #usainbolt, it moves up the charts like lava, from a fissure. Tempted by the absorbing pressure, you can bet your boots, even @totousa is rocking out to the oozing, compelling or immeasurable grove.  ByTheWay[#RedHotChiliPeppers] #WildAfrica, including the fauna and flora of of #Eritrea, really rock. #Youshall turn up the volume until the oozing vibrations gets loud, er, than #wildboars ‘s high-pitched cries , grunts or purrs

Meanwhile at London Fashion Week @SomersetHouse #SomersetHouse

er Styles Rocker: Look! #SuddenlyISee[@KTTunstall #KTTunstall] the feminine aesthete featuring two[#twinning] of the most coveted wardrobe staples;[brute-like gushing] studded #bikerjacket and a rugged #fedora; fine specimens, worth taking to heaven; styled with immense finesse, in every #single aspect

JEREMY: anyway, #MovingOn[@AskingAlexandria #AskingAlexandria], Helena is a fashion student from #Germany

er Styles Rocker: #WildGermany rock s!

Rosanna: Strike a pose, please, Helena!

Photograph[#DefLeppard] by Rosanna of #amazonfashionweektokyo#schoolofrock#singaporefashionweek fame

Tripletreat 's Handyman[#awolnation] I mean Producer - Jeremy





er Styles Rocker: BytheWay[@chilipeppers #redhotchilipeppers] What's your inspiration for this; the sprezzatura styling?

JEREMY: Today[#TheSmashingPumpkins] at LondonFashionWeek #LFW #AW14, staged at Styles Rocker's cherished #spiritualhome, erm, secondhome; @SomersetHouse #SomersetHouse, the style icon, Helena, Walk[#Foofighters]s the sidewalk, in a #ginger ly fashion; in other worlds, as an #Empress[@SnowPatrol #SnowPatrol], just to unveil her sweltering #fedora and #bikerjacket featured ensemble. No other accessories compare to this element. The #wholesome fashion week set is astonished, the outfit is not on fire; that fedora hat is a chic, scorching – it’s a, erm, huge muse to the wholesome fashion week set, including the hierarchy, of course. Achiever! 

Helena: I'm wearing clothes that I really like; my #personalstyle

er Styles Rocker: The beauty about London Fashion Week, is stylists, like yourself, and me , of course,  can rock whatever  styles they fancy. Not necessarily the ones in vogue...The fashion week editors appreciates our distinctive creativity and awe-inspiring fashion sense

Helena: I'll NEVER wear clothes that I DO NOT love, even if they are gifts

er Styles Rocker: I agree with you wholeheartedly...I am a fan of super chic outfits that features flaming fedoras. I’m, understandably, intrigued to discover the individual elements in the makeup

Helena: Sure. First of all, my jacket is by...

er Styles Rocker: That fedora! Fedora first, please

Helena: jacket is by

er Styles Rocker: Let me guess - #ProenzaSchouler!

Helena: [cackles] Actually, it's from #Zara

er Styles Rocker: This is, so AMAZING! That bikerjacket is quintessentially rockandroll; a desireable, dazzling aesthetic. An element to, after discovering it, daydream about. There, I said it. Zara designs are super ubiquitous among the #wellness #fashionweek set, including the hierarchy, of course. Incidentally, that fedora hat boast, the most, erm, #frontrow appeal. It's my ultimate fedora crush; #crushcrushcrush[#Paramore @Paramore]

Helena: [smiles with pride; #lionpride] I bought the blouse from #Monki. I have big crush on

Photograph[#Nickelback ] by Rosanna of #BerlinFashionWeek#schoolofrock#akb48#2000treesfestival fame





er Styles Rocker: #CrushCrushCrush![#Paramore] I think I have a bigger crush, on that #fedora. A #healthy crush....The aesthetic is achingly unique and rugged! Wow! Super cool, beguiling and edgy! ! Where on earth did you, erm, unearth those shoes. Heaven? Like the other statement elements in the outfit, particularly, that FLAMING fedora hat, of course, they are the epitome of real gems

Helena: #TOPSHOP, of course...So cute. I love them

er Styles Rocker: Who wouldn't! Even if they couldn't, every #single respecting #fashionweek #fashionista, would still

Helena: [enthused] I love this #miumiu[indicate handbag], the @weekday_stores #WeekdayFashion trousers. They are the perfect

er Styles Rocker: In other worlds, well worth it. On a whole, the styling is steps ahead, and above the others on display on the London Fashion Week #LFW #AW14 sidewalk, staged at #SomersetHouse. #OhMyGod[#ThePrettyReckless @taylormomsen #taylormomsen] An aesthete to be obsessed with, live and breathe, for 

Rosanna: Styles Rocker: [explains] Styles Rocker, that's er Styles Rocker for you, gets super excited over fashion, especially, as you can now tell, #fedoras and #bikerjackets. Strike a pose, please. Helena

er Styles Rocker: ThankU[#AlanisMorissette] Helena, for sharing your fashion sense  and #muse. #HaveANiceDay[@stereophonicsofficial #stereophonics] at London Fashion Week

Picture[@kidrock #KidRock @sherylcrow #SherylCrow] by Rosanna of #HelsinkiFashionWeek#gunsnroses#notinthislifetimetour#afwt#akb48

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AKRAM aka the sidewalk #playboy; model, dancer, actor, #mannequin #stylist at sidewalk's #Fashion House, #nutrition guru at sidewalk's Health House and TVsidewalk #presenter, #dressed in a razor sharp #ACNE suit and killer ...#GRENSON boots, interviewed chic London Fashion Week #showgoer, Helena about her style. She's from #germany and she studies #fashion.

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AKRAM
What's your #inspiration for your choice of #outfit for #LFW...What a fine #specimen it is! So hot in every way

Helena
#TodayImwearing #clothes that I really like...That's my personal style....

AKRAM
....The beauty about London Fashion Week, is people can where what they like to the showcase. It's NOT always neccessary to wear pieces that are in vogue...The fashion pack appreciates our individual styles and fashion sense.

HELENA
I'll NEVER wear clothes that I DO NOT love, even if they are gifts....

AKRAM
I agree with you wholeheartedly...I am a fan of your outfit. It's so blasted #attractive...Tell me about the hot individual pieces

HELENA
Sure. First of all, my #jacket is by...

AKRAM
...Let me #guess....#Proenza!

Helena
(cackles)
Actually, it's from #ZARA

AKRAM
This is...SO #AMAZING...How about the #blouse?

Helena
I bought it from #MONKEE..I have big #crush on it.

AKRAM
I think I have a bigger crush on it than you..Unhealthy crush....The jacket is unique! Wow! Super good! It's beautiful!! where did you get the shoes from?

Helena
#TOPSHOP, of course...So cute. I love them.

AKRAM
They are steps ahead and above the others. Oh My Gosh! They are #shoes to die for..By the way, I am obssessed with your covetable, dazzling #MIUMIU #bag. It's something to daydream about. There, I said it, MYSELF.

HELENA
(enthused)
I love it. It's the perfect bag.

AKRAM
It's So Amazing....How about your trousers?

HELENA
WEEKDAY

AKRAM
It has #frontrow #appeal. It's my ultimate #trousers crush
 

London fashion Week

Gizele Oliveira, is a model, blogger and an unashamed shopaholic fom brazil. Her effortless and edgy style stands out among the other chic show-goers at London fashion Week. Serial sidewalk style-spotter, Dan Osborne, aka the sidewalk playboy, aka the sidewalk First Gentleman, suited and booted of course, from #TVsidewalk, interviewed her about her wardrobe.

 

 

DAN OSBORNE

 

What inspire your personal style?

 

 

GIZELE

 

The cold weather. It inspire me to keep warm.

 

Dan Osborne

 

Oh my Gosh! Your aesthetic is SO..AMAZING. It makes me wanna smile, endlessly

 

Gizelle

 

Thank you.

 

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DAN OSBORNE

Tell us about the #super #cute elements you are #wearing today

Gizele

Primark jacket....

DAN OSBORNE

It's a #beauty...flawless. It fits you beautifully. lovely #fabric.

Gizele

Both #shirt and #shorts are by Forever 21

DAN OSBORNE

They are absolute #perfection. Simply gorgeous. Wow! They are so sexy

Gizele

They are beautiful....My hot #boots....I love them so much; they are from Dr. Martins

DAN OSBORNE

They are definitely HOT; fit as a fiddle. I'm in love with them. I love these boots. I feel for them, badly. I adore this aesthetic. So classy
 

London Fashion Week

JONES, aka the emerging sidewalk playboy, suited and booted, had a HUGE crush on LoisAnn's stunning outfit at London Fashion Week. It looked the best. Good Lord, what an aesthetic! So... amazing! Freaking hot! Just saying. Round of applause, please. (sobs) Who would'nt have a soft spot for the essential elements she is pictured in. They are something special..Every self-respecting fashion week attendee would be excited to pull off this aesthetic on the sidewalk...with such effortless panache.

 

 

JONES

tell us about the elements you are wearing

LOIS

My dress was created by designers in Ghana...

JONES

....Is it legal for a dress to look so damn HOT AND SEXY.....

LOIS

......New Look jacket, Red or Dead platform shoes, jewellery...

JONES

...epitome of sexy... too sexy not to objectify. Where did you get the inspiration for this aesthetic


LOIS

er, er, vintage, African...I don't know...It's just me. I don't have any inspiration...It's just my personal style; my taste...

JONES

...I Just love the taste.....What is London Fashion Week?

LOIS

What?

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Walking the Sidewalk

squeaky clean PEDESTRIAN, Medhi, is thrilled that his dashing suit has arrested the attention of an unsurprisingly suited and booted, ARAPAHOE, aka the sidewalk playboy. Medhi's kick-ass, delicious attire is fun, pleasure to watch. No other smoking, Sidewalk Aesthetic can beat it Not even the blasted meteor shower. WHEW!

 

ARAPAHOE:

 

What inspire your choice of clothes for today?

Medhi threw high-end pieces with high-street ones, skillfully and effortlessly; CIANO velvet jacket, PRADA shirt, H&M trousers, ENERGY suede boots and H&M vest

 

 

 

MEDHI

 

Erm, er, I don't know...The autumn weather. I just want to be nice and warm

 

ARAPAHOE

 

I love every single piece of clothing you are wearing. It's painful I can't have them, or even see them again. Sad day.
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Zokaya's statement waistcoat by DAKS looks yummy. Wow...looks amazing. Have a good look, but, for your information, it's taken.

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OMG! Susanna SUSANNA'S outfit is really, super cute.(Swoons) Excellent; pure pleasure. Awesome, awesome, awesome. I love it, I love it; especially the signature jacket. It solely brightens the day at London Fashion Week.

Steal Susanna's aesthetic with Mango statement jacket, Jane Norman crisp blouse, Helmut Lang trousers and Nicholas Kirkwood pastel shoes.

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ANDREW'S "opprobrious" outfit

ANDREW'S outfit is stirring an uproar, polarization,  on the sidewalk today. He teams Frye boots with Leggings, Spandex, Long Socks, shirt and Neon Tang Top. A glimmering gold jacket is slung lazily over his shoulder.

PEDESTRIAN1

You are HOT today, Andrew.

ANDREW
(beams)

Thank you!

KRISTEN:

WHAT THE HELL! Weirdo! He actually believes he is looking hot in that OPPROBRIOUS outfit. He better not put on that DAMN gold jacket. I swear, I would call the police. Maybe he thinks he's at the OSCARS

PEDESTRIAN2

I was thinking the same thing. He wears the ODDEST damn clothes...You should have seen him yesterday....wearing GIRL leggings, shorts, a bizarre tank top, and a snowman vest

KATE
(laughs)

I'm sure he have his reason.

JUSTIN

Well, I'm not so sure.It's a FREE sidewalk,so Pedestrians can wear what they like, cross-dress as they like. If guys wanna wear women clothes that's their business. However, I'm not sure it suits Andrew. It's a little hyperbolic for my taste

KATE

Somebody needs to fire his stylist.


KRISTEN
(muses)

He's hot alright...... A DAMN hot mess

　

JUSTIN

What you lot waiting on? Please take lots of pictures of him. Don't let your personal predilections for fashion interferes with our recognition and celebration of sidewalk looks.


ANDREW PASSES THE BENCH


PASSER-BY

Hey! Whats your number?...They can call me weird also because I'd wear your outfit ANYTIME...Wanna borrow my THONG?

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Yapping and Snapping - North Face jacket

FASHION mad Justin and his sidewalk duds, Kristen and Kate pull aside an accommodating pedestrian, RICKY, who dons the most desireable jacket. Typically, Kristen and Kate do ALL the snapping whereas, Justin, who wears a super cute Calvin Klein jacket, do MOST of the yapping.



JUSTIN
(gushes)

Since I first noticed EVERYONE on the sidewalk wearing this jacket, I have been searching EVERYWHERE for it, but to no avail. I love it. I'm ready to throw away ALL my rent money on it.

KATE
(roll eyes)

Oh boy!

Kristen
(to Ricky)

I understand how he feels..Where the hell can he buy it? Who the hell design it?


RICKY

It's a North Face jacket...It's REALLY nice and warm..It's not big, and it does'nt make you look big..You can wear something or NOTHING beneath it, so it's excellent for warmer temperatures....For your information, it will be in the sidewalk sale...up to 75% off...


JUSTIN

.....GREAT!

　

MALE

...in the new year.


KRISTEN

This a FARCE!

　

JUSTIN

In the new year? What? I want this jacket for christmas, so BADLY.. I don't care that EVERYONE has it..By the way, what make you think I can't afford it NOW.


MALE

Well, I don't supposed you lot make much - just snapping passers'-by outfits and yapping with them. I admire your passion though...

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Is it me, or is winter-clothes shopping a pain?

PERHAPS it's nice and warm in your heart but by the looks of what pedestrians are wearing today, winter is in full oscillation. It gets colder and wetter each day. Nevertheless, Justin, Kristen and Kate are still upbeat about hanging out at their favorite sidewalk haunt; the bench.

Long sleeved, slim fit cardigan that Justin is wearing on the sidewalk

                                 KRISTEN
 I love your cardigan, Justin. It looks so edgy, modern and splendiferous...That's a good investment for the winter season.

                                  KATE
It's so cool and good-looking. Can't believe it's a male's cardigan looking so AWESOME.


                                  JUSTIN
(beams, fishes out Iphone and shows an image of the item)

Thanks girl and girl...

KRISTEN
(to Kate)

Splendiferous? I would'nt go that far. SPLENDID will suffice...Incidentally, Kate, that's a great, flamboyant flower lace cardigan you got on...Where did you get it?...So gorgeous. And desirable, covetable...





KATE
(quips, fishes out Iphone and show image of the cardigan)

Thanks Sorry you can't have this one I'm wearing. It's taken...And I wont let you take it off me either...




                       




  LAUGHTER



JUSTIN

You two need to get a.....bench. your OWN bench...


                      KATE

That's something to think about...By the way, KRISTEN, have you bought your winter coat as yet?


                      KRISTEN:

I still don't have a winter coat. I guess I'm not ready to strangle myself in a turtleneck. UGH!


                       JUSTIN

That's mad. It's freezing on the sidewalk, and you dressing like it's still summer. Oh my gosh!


                       KATE

Kristen, your'e MAD. You wanna get ill or something?...


                        KRISTEN

I'm sure you both have ONLY winter pieces in your capsule collection. However, mine contains more summer clothes than winter ones.


JUSTIN

What?


                           KATE

You are madder than I initially thought.


                           JUSTIN

Is it just me, or is winter shopping a PAIN. I can't be bothered.


                           KATE
(exchanges derisive looks with Justin)

IT'S JUST YOU! You are gonna freeze to...illness. Summer is officially over, for your information.


 PEDESTRIAN WALKS PASS THE BENCH IN A HOODED WINTER COAT


                            KATE
                            (gushes)
Ahh! She look so cosy, comfortable and warm, I'd be tempted to sleep in that awesome coat....

KRISTEN

...That's a load of filth...If she had use a peplum belt as a cinch around the garment, it would have look more flattering.

JUSTIN

(rebukes)

Don't say something like that when Kate is talking

                       

                              KRISTEN

(points at foot of bench, in protest)

But it's true!... That's a load of filth.... at our feet.

                     


                                JUSTIN AND KATE

(grimace, spring onto their feet)

Yuck! Let's go, girl and girl

                           KATE

 Where are we going Justin?

                                 


                          KRISTEN

I'd like to know that too. Where the HELL are we going?

                               

                              JUSTIN

Winter clothes shopping at the mall for some nice warm clothes for you.


KATE:

I'm coming also.


                               KRISTEN

Thanks guy and girl, but there is nothing out there for me. It's quite unlikely, you will find anything that I really like. Seriously. Besides, I'm not ready to look like a fur collared Michelin mannequin.


KATE

Shut up!


                             JUSTIN

I know what shop, Topshop, has some ultra-chic winter stuffs...It never fails whether it's winter, summer spring or autumn


                           KATE
....Ear muffs, boots, umbrella. Oh, and JACKET!


                          JUSTIN

Brilliant! SOunds like today gonna be my lucky day. Yipeeeee!!!!!

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Is it just me, or is winter shopping a PAIN

PERHAPS it's nice and warm in your heart but by the looks of what pedestrians are wearing today, winter is in full oscillation. It gets colder and wetter each day. Nevertheless, Justin, Kristen and Kate are still upbeat about hanging out at their favorite sidewalk haunt; the bench.

Long sleeved, slim fit cardigan that Justin is wearing on the sidewalk

                                 KRISTEN
 I love your cardigan, Justin. It looks so edgy, modern and splendiferous...That's a good investment for the winter season.

KATE
It's so cool and good-looking. Can't believe it's a male's cardigan looking so AWESOME.


JUSTIN
(beams, fishes out Iphone and shows an image of the item)

Thanks...

KRISTEN
(to Kate)

Splendiferous? I would'nt go that far. SPLENDID will suffice. If she had use a peplum belt as a cinch around the garment, it would have look more flattering...Incidentally, Kate, that's a great, flamboyant flower lace cardigan you got on...Where did you get it?...So gorgeous. And desirable, covetable...





KATE
(quips, fishes out Iphone and show image of the cardigan)

Thanks Sorry you can't have this one I'm wearing. It's taken...And I wont let you take it off me either...




                        




  LAUGHTER

 

JUSTIN

You two need to get a.....bench. your OWN bench...


                      KATE

That's something to think about...By the way, KRISTEN, have you bought your winter coat as yet?


                      KRISTEN:

I still don't have a winter coat. I guess I'm not ready to strangle myself in a turtleneck. UGH!


                       JUSTIN

That's mad. It's freezing on the sidewalk, and you dressing like it's still summer. Oh my gosh!


                       KATE

Kristen, your'e MAD. You wanna get ill or something?...


                        KRISTEN

I'm sure you both have ONLY winter pieces in your capsule collection. However, mine contains more summer clothes than winter ones.


JUSTIN

What?


                           KATE

You are madder than I initially thought.


                           JUSTIN

Is it just me, or is winter shopping a PAIN. I can't be bothered.


                           KATE
(exchanges derisive looks with Justin)

IT'S JUST YOU! You are gonna freeze to...illness. Summer is officially over, for your information.


 PEDESTRIAN WALKS PASS THE BENCH IN A HOODED WINTER COAT


                            KATE
                            (gushes)

Ahh! She look so cosy, comfortable and warm, I'd be tempted to sleep in that awesome coat....

KRISTEN

...That's a load of filth...

JUSTIN

(rebukes)

Don't say something like that when Kate is talking

                         KRISTEN

(points at foot of bench, in protest)

But it's true!... That's a load of filth.... at our feet.

                        JUSTIN AND KATE

(grimace, spring onto their feet)

Yuck! Let's go, girl and girl

KATE

 Where are we going Justin?

                                    KRISTEN

I'd like to know that too. Where the HELL are we going?

                                  JUSTIN

Winter clothes shopping at the mall for some nice warm clothes for you.


KATE:

I'm coming also.


                               KRISTEN

Thanks guy and girl, but there is nothing out there for me. It's quite unlikely, you will find anything that I really like. Seriously. Besides, I'm not ready to look like a fur collared Michelin mannequin.


KATE

Shut up!


                             JUSTIN

I know what shop, Topshop, has some ultra-chic winter stuffs...It never fails whether it's winter, summer spring or autumn


                           KATE
....Ear muffs, boots, umbrella. Oh, and JACKET!


                          JUSTIN

Brilliant! SOunds like today gonna be my lucky day. Yipeeeee!!!!!

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The Mcq store

TERRY almost missed DAY 1 of London Fashion Week, owing to a fluke at the Alexander Mcqueen store opening. He first visited the McQ Flagship store in June, but was told he'd have to wait few more months. Few months seemed like years. Naturally, when it finally opened, he and his sidewalk sidekick, ROSH, were FIRST in the queue. Other Alexander Mcqueen's aficionados arrived hours later.

This jacket is at the center of the fluke. More later.

SECURITY stepped forward as Terry and Rosh attempted to enter the store.


TERRY:

Is this the new Alexander Mcqueen store?



SECURITY:

Yes!



TERRY:

So do we need invitations or something to enter?



SECURITY, Demi;
(stepping back)

No! Not at all.


TERRY:

Thank you

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Staff members were immediately noticeable. They were well-dressed and, of course, there was a disproprtionate number of them to the number of shoppers.

If there were clear signs indicating what department was upstairs and downstairs, Terry did not notice them. Rosh rushed downstairs excitedly. On instinct, Terry mounted the wide, beautifully carpeted stairs. They led to the Menswear department. Like the first floor, it was spacious and immaculate. Both the ready-wear and catwalk pieces were lush, resplesdent and priceless.


A woman was taking pictures of the delightful pieces in the collection. Terry assumed she was a blogger. He whipped out his camera, and without asking for permission, started taking photographs of items he fancied. ALL OF THEM.

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STAFF
May I help you?


TERRY

I'm just looking(and taking pictures), thanks

Terry and the 'blogger' got so carried away while snapping away, they almost bumped into each other. They shared a smile, then moved on.

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This STUNNING biker jacket captured Terry's little heart. He daydreamed about teaming it with lots of other pieces in his 'famous' suitcase. He had a casual glance at the price tag; £1,265.00.....
A staff member rushed to Terry's side.

Heart stealer!

  STAFF: Are you feeling okay?


TERRY:

May I have a chair, please? Quickly!


STAFF
Sure. (to ROSH) did he fall down or something?


ROSH

No. He saw the price of that biker jacket. I think it over-impressed, sorry, over-whelmed him

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STAFF

I'm sorry


TERRY

It's my fault. I had already noticed that the other biker Jacket cost £2,340, so  I shouldn't have looked on the    

price tag for this one. UGH!


STAFF

Shall I get you a glass of water


TERRY

Good God, no. I'm feeling better now


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Rosh:

Never mind, it's not that appealing anyway.


TERRY:

Look! I love that look. Put on your glasses and have another look at it.


ROSH:

When you attain your dream of becoming a sidewalk icon, tourists from all over the world taking pictures of you on the bench, you can come back and buy it.


TERRY:

I deserve it Now. Not years from now


ROSH:
(admonished)
Have a little faith man.


TERRY:

You don't understand. I have never loved a biker jacket before. I desperately need this one. It's so stylish, so vibrant, so....


ROSH:

......It's not meant to be man. Forget it...for now...until you start raking in millions from you iconic sidewalk status. It will be worth the wait. I promise you.


TERRY:

The time is now....Almost £1300. I have NEVER seen that kind of money in my life. Damn!


ROSH

Okay, since it will restore your smile, I'll buy it for you.


TERRY

Your kindness is more priceless than this expensive jacket. Let's go!


ROSH

What about the jacket?


TERRY:

I don't need it! It will be a cold winter without it, but I'll be fine with someone like you sitting beside me on the bench.


ROSH

What? You can't just unlove the jacket in an instant like that. That's not possible.


TERRY

Come on! Can't you see that YOU  have RESTORED my smile? We already missed a few hours of magic at London Fashion Week, so Let's GO. (to bemused staff members) I'll be back...


ROSH
(teased)
Years from now


TERRY

Have some faith man!!

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ASANTE wears clothes inside out

BUNCH of girls roller-blade on the sidewalk, singing opera songs. Passers-by glare at them in utter bemusement. In Asante's expert opinion, the style zealot of the bunch is Claire; the girl singing soprano. She wears her psychedelic print dress inside out. ASANTE trips over a sidewalk bench owing to his fix gaze on her attire.

Asante (showing off inner stitchings on H  M inside out sweatshirt)

NEXT DAY ASANTE AND HIS CHUM, LINDSAY, STRUTS DOWN THE SIDEWALK


LINDSAY: (laughs)


Do you like dressing in the dark? Or did you dress in HASTE? Or did you spill something nasty on the outside of your clothes?






ASANTE:


I wonder why you asking such stupid questions.




LINDSAY:


Well, I noticed you've been wearing your clothes inside out recently. Today is no exception. This is funny....




ASANTE:


You TURD. Why didn't you tell me this before?






LINDSAY:

Sorry. I meant to bring it to your attention, I just forgot. Better late than never. No wonder pedestrians have been giving us funny looks




ASANTE:


Who cares!






LINDSAY:

I do




ASANTE:


I don't. In fact, I think it's FUN to wear my clothes like this






LINDSAY:


Don't mess with me. You can't be serious


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ASANTE TOLD LINDSAY ABOUT CLAIRE; THE SOPRANO WHO INSPIRED HIS LATEST SIDEWALK LOOK







LINDSAY: (incredulously)


Chum, you are crazy. Honeslty, I think you're taking this Sidewalk Looks too far. What will you think of next? wearing your clothes BACKWARDS?....Here. (hands jacket) WEAR it over your shirt NOW.




ASANTE:

What for?





LINDSAY:

Lots of people are here for the sidewalk sale, they will laugh at us if they see you wearing your clothes like that. You must hide those stitchings





ASANTE:

I'm proud to show off this look, so keep your jacket. If you're so worried about making a fool of yourself, then jog on. Real talk




LINDSAY:

I'm trying to help you, so don't be rude





ASANTE:

You're either gonna continue support me on this project or NOT...My only regret is that the seams and stitchings on my clothes are not more noticeable. UGH!






LINDSAY:

 Stop this crazy thing chum. Are you on drugs or something?





ASANTE:

Wishing you could pull of this unique look?





LINDSAY:

This look is WEIRD, not unique




ASANTE:

 Whatever! How many times have I seen you with your clothes inside-out, yet I still stood by you





LINDSAY:

Nothing wrong if I wear my pyjamas inside out. I was in my own private home. The difference is, you are on a PUBLIC sidewalk. Don't ever think these people will fail to notice how RIDICULOUS your clothes look, just because they are busy searching for bargains. If no one talks to us today, you'll be the reason.




ASANTE:

Whatever...Only last saturday, a jogger pointed out that your sweatshirt was inside out. Have you forgotten that already? I happen to like my clothes inside out, okay?





LINDSAY:

Atleast, I had an excuse....Don't you realize how gross you look wearing your clothes like that. UGH




.
ASANTE:

..an excuse? You should be ashamed of even mentioning 'an excuse.' I'm sure everyone will prefer to see me wearing my clothes inside out....SOBER...than you doing the same but DRUNK as hell...And what about the time you were spotted on the sidewalk in two different shoes? One black, one brown....






LINDSAY: (laughs)


.....I must admit, that was hilarious



ASANTE: (joins in laughter)

It's good when you can laugh at yourself sometimes. Life is too short to take things so seriously. Trust me, wearing your clothes inside out is FUN


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Lindsay (before turning jacket inside out)

LINDSAY:

So are you telling me that you saw this (indicating a finger) ONE girl wearing her clothes inside out, and that inspired you to follow?




ASANTE:

Actually, I did spot some pedestrians doing the same thing, but I thought it was madness. However, this girl made the look, look so cool and on trend, I couldn't resist. You should try it sometimes.




LINDSAY:

I don't know



ASANTE:

Tell me something. Do you wash your clothes inside out?




LINDSAY:

Yes. Why?




Same here. However, beforeI do my laundary,  I don't have to go through the trouble of turning each piece of clothing inside out, because I was wearing them inside out already



LINDSAY:

I see.

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LINDSAY:

I normally fold my washed clothes inside out



ASANTE:

If you wear them inside out, you wont have to turn them inside out again. Besides, when you wear your clothes inside out, you get double value for money, if you know what I mean



LINDSAY:

You mean I get more wears out of them. I never thought of that




ASANTE:

And if you ever discover your clothes is inside out after buttoning up, don't worry. Go about your business without correcting it. It's funny, but it's fun




Are you tryin to make a fool out of me?



ASANTE:

Hell no! I just want you to join the style party....Another reason why you might fancy inside out dressing is, the brand label will be increasingly visible....


.....Really. This is sounding better by the minute. You should have said that in the begining


ASANTE:

I know....I know how much you like to show off your brand of clothing



Indeed. I must admit I admire your smart genes 




ASANTE:

Thanks...By the way, if you can't be bothered to turn your clothes inside out every time, you can always pick up clothing at H & M and TopMan with the stitchings on the outside. In fact, my current attire is from H & M. My Fearsome and Handsome collection needs a few more similar pieces, so lets stop on the way.


You mean even the stores are into this trend?


Yes. Well, I don't know if it's officially a trend, but I do know that,  these stores are cottoning on in the name of profit. You should cotton on in the name of Sidewalk Looks

on the way to H & M and Topman to help Lindsay find some inside out clothing

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