at SidewalkDarlings FM studio
er Styles Rocker: Stay tuned to TheRockShow, courtesy of, erm, Sidewalk Darlings FM. Nowplaying, okay, BLARING, softly, okay, cockerel crowing-loud;
RockYouLikeAHurricane[@scorpions #Scorpions] ...
...Sidewalk Darlings FM dominates the right to play music as loud as its listeners like, just because it’s LondonFashionWeek, obviously, and, pertinently, The Rock Show’s feature s a psychedelic fusion of presence, future, unadulterated rock and heavymetal music
Suzanne: [explains] In addition to that, rock ing or curating [or both] fedoras, biker jackets, biker boots, erm, maxi dress, maxi skirt
er Styles Rocker: That’s OurLegacy[@whileshesleeps whileshesleeps] to popular culture
er Styles Rocker: Anyway, MovingOn[Askingalexandria@AskingAlexandria) At LondonFashionWk, Au de, @fashionablyart, a Fashion Blogger, walk[foofighters @foofighters] the sidewalk, showing off her sprezzatura rocksack...
...and fedora aesthetic. Since you are clearly inspired, follow suit by couple ing[twinning] a runway fedora with, first and foremost, a bombastic rocksack and other statement elements from #Mango @Mango; scarf, maxi skirt
Audi: I study here in London
er Styles Rocker: Well, welcome to London, pertinently, welcome to LondonFashionWeek; the sartorial destination, where person styles speak. Super nice to meet you. Without further ado, can you please explained what London Fashion Week is all about
Audi: [checks out ensemble, particularly the voluminous scarf] I think London Fashion Week is showing who you are; showing yourself; a representation of your personality, everything that’s you, really.
er Styles Rocker: And how do you define the personal style you are showing off today
It’s all about maxi, you know. I’m wearing several of my favorite ; Mango pieces. My maxi scarf is from Mango, also my maxi skirt is also from Mango
er Styles Rocker: Way to go! Those Mango creations are seismically beguiling…
Audi:…My go to leather bags[ spins around to proudly show off the design]
er Styles Rocker: That rocksack really rock s. Amazing silhouette, color and gesture, I mean texture. Undoubtedly, it's a sartorial wonder
Audi: …leather boots keep me warm in the winter
er Styles Rocker: Excellence. Utilitarian, functional yet effortlessly stylish. Last but by no measure, least, that ALARMINGLY cool, retrograde look ing fedora hat
Audi:Yea! [touches fedora, tenderly, perform a playful pose]
er Styles Rocker: What fashion house design ed that ethereal gem?
Audi: H&M
er Styles Rocker: Wow! It’s an utterly immersive delight; super superlative. Why on earth did you incorporate that bewitching element in the fashion week styling? Oh gosh, that wonder, that, erm, sidewalk darling. Why did you decide to rock it today?
Audi: I think it’s a nice combination, you know [grabs fedora, lovingly] It’s a little bit boho, boho style. The weather was uncertain; it was raining, so I felt that in order to stay dry…
er Styles Rocker: …and it’s stylish at the same time…
Audi:…The fedora was perfect…
er Styles Rocker: …with all due respect, you were correct. The aesthetic is so on point, it leaves my lungs breathless, my heart restless. It’s more than a NICE combination; it’s a superb coordination, super conscious coupling, it makes the complete styling more majestic and appealing…So what spring, summer trends are you aware of?
Audi: Oh, this is…(shakes head) I don’t know any
er Styles Rocker: (laughs uproariously)
Audi: I don’t follow trends
er Styles Rocker: What do you do then?
Au De: It’s really about, what I like. My style is 90’s. I like to be original. I like to wear clothes that I will not see on other people. That’s why I don’t follow trends (chuckles)
er Styles Rocker: Amen![@Halestorm Halestorm] to that profound statement. Do you have a style icon then?
Au De: Sorry!
er Styles Rocker: [repeats question]
Au De: I really like…
er Styles Rocker: Who?
Au De: [repeats name]…The American twins.[The Quann sisters?] They can make natural hair [gesticulate with hands hovering over her hair]
er Styles Rocker: Okay. Wild America rocks!...How do you describe their signature styles? Their sartorial styles
Au De: I would say boho. They are really natural…They have these nice blogs. You can follow them on Instagram. I really like their…
er Styles Rocker: You mentioned, on few special occasion, BOBO. What does it means? Do you mean [spells] B O H O [bohemian?]
Au De: Yeah! Exactly! Chic, bohemian
er Styles Rocker: [laughs]Oh, it’s bohemian. I was wondering. I was a bit mystified, all along. So the twins are a champion[FallOutboy @ FallOutboy)] of the bohemian aesthete then
Au De: …When you see them, they are stylish, but they’re not trying too hard, it’s like, natural…
er Styles Rocker: …effortless, sprezzatura
Au De: Exactly! That’s the word
er Styles Rocker: And I have one more question to ask you. It is…[ponders, try to recall the question] ..is [rhetorically] what is the question?
Au De: [smiles, intriguingly]
er Styles Rocker: I will have to think about the question some more. In the meantime, please describe my outfit
Au De: I like the mix of colors, colour block. Nice pants (trousers) the waistcoat is nice. I really like it – the different layers
er Styles Rocker: … You can bet your boots that Yahoo Style would be impressed with this layering…
Au De: … It’s like perfect. It looks warm and stylish
er Styles Rocker: Thank you for succinctly capturing the essence of the styling, but don’t forget ther main ingredient in the attire; my bewitching fedora. Singlehandedly, it pulls all the other chic elements together
Au De: [exaggerated gesticulations) The fedora! [touches her fedora] Exactly!][chuckles]
er Styles Rocker: [laughs obstreperously] Completely! The question I wanted to ask you is this. If an aspiring fashion week fashionista should ask you what should he/she wear to London Fashion Week next season, or any season, what well-considered, top tips would you impart - in terms of what styles to rock to the catwalk showcase.
Au De: I would say – what to wear – definitely NOT leggings [laughs] Because I HATE leggings. They are not something that I would wear outside, maybe jeans, if it’s cold. Please DON’T wear leggings
er Styles Rocker: [burst into his first ever frock tune on youtube called I’ll Never Wear Leggings)
[erm, sings] "I’ll NEVER wear leggings, skinny jeans can hardly fit
I never never wear, although a sidewalk hit
I’ll never wear leggings, easy to resist… "
So that’s the top tip then? Right? It’s sick?
So that’s the top tip then? Right? It’s sick?
Maybe some high-waisted pants[trousers] I LOVE high-waisted trousers. Yeah! That would be good.
er Styles Rocker: Excellence! On that note, thanks for sharing your esteemed fashion sense and analysis, especially those two rock gems.
AU DE: [spins to show off style; to Styles Rocker’s delight] the fedora and rocksack
er Styles Rocker: Before you walk the sidewalk, may we have your permission to publish this interview on our youtube show called Sidewealk Darlings
AU DE: Yes
er Styles Rocker: Enjoy the rest of the day at London Fashion Week
LovingVincent Portrait by of LondonFashionWk #LFW, NYFW and RocksackFestival fame
