London Fashion Week

ON THE #final day of #London #Fashion Week; #LFW, the man himself; 統一發票, aka the sidewalk #playboy; the sidewalk's #First #Gentleman, (sharp-suited and smart-booted, of course) from #TVsidewalk, interviewed the #...dandy; very #stylish #journalist, Dino, about his uber cool #ensemble.

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統一發票

I love this #aesthetic! It's #super #gorgeous...#spectacular, #divine.

DINO
It's #HOT, I know



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統一發票

Who or what #inspire this #outfit?

DINO
I don't know...I selected these pieces at random. It is the last day of London #Fashion Week, so they were the only unworn #clothes in my #wardrobe....

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統一發票
...For most show-goers, deciding what to #wear to London Fashion Week, is a BIG question, so ALOT of prior planning is neccessary.....Are you telling me that you didn't plan your outfit for today?

DINO
(burst into exaggerated #laughter) I was just kidding! I have LOTS more clothes in my #closet...I carefully selected the ones I am wearing now. They are my favourite, the best...so I save the best for last.


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統一發票
Steal Dino's #SidewalkAesthetic by #styling #Mackintosh #Trench #coat (How beautiful, it deserves its own instagram profile) with #KENZO #shoes ( it #looks fabulous, #Ilove it...where can I get a pair?) #SLOWEAR #trousers,( #very #chic! I like it a lot), Maison Martin Margiela #Cashmere #Sweater ( I love it. Where can I buy it? and LORO PIANA #cap (wow!)
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Walking the Sidewalk

squeaky clean PEDESTRIAN, Medhi, is thrilled that his dashing suit has arrested the attention of an unsurprisingly suited and booted, ARAPAHOE, aka the sidewalk playboy. Medhi's kick-ass, delicious attire is fun, pleasure to watch. No other smoking, Sidewalk Aesthetic can beat it Not even the blasted meteor shower. WHEW!

 

ARAPAHOE:

 

What inspire your choice of clothes for today?

Medhi threw high-end pieces with high-street ones, skillfully and effortlessly; CIANO velvet jacket, PRADA shirt, H&M trousers, ENERGY suede boots and H&M vest

 

 

 

MEDHI

 

Erm, er, I don't know...The autumn weather. I just want to be nice and warm

 

ARAPAHOE

 

I love every single piece of clothing you are wearing. It's painful I can't have them, or even see them again. Sad day.
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London Fashion Week, Day 4

ADAM was the media darling at London Fashion Week. Fogyish fashionistas thought his outfit was ridiculous but fashion editors and photographers loved him. Moral of the story, never dress in clothes Adam would never wear. He was born that way. Shall I spear you the details? Fake hair, fake teeth, fake tan, lots of botox, maybe plastic surgery.(KIDDING)

Teaming a badass River Island loose fit dungaree with a cool French Connection print shirt and All Star converse. Justin! What a character!

JUSTIN

Adam's leather trouser's crotch look like it has a full load of excrement. He's a regular on the sidewalk but I have never seen him wearing in anything like this outfit...What a fashion statement. He must keep this look.


KATE

A fashion statement not to be missed...I love the Mc Hammer-inspired trousers and the technicolour walking stick. (quips) HAMMER TIME!



[Lots of mutterings in the background about the eagerly anticipated London Fashion Week, Harry Styles bagging front row seats when it should be them]



KRISTEN

Why on earth has Adam adopted this strange look?


[Watching him posing for pictures in them was even funnier. There were lots of other attractions in the queue but all eyes were on Adam. No one dared to look elsewhere.]

MALE

I just prefer jeans and t-shirts and...


KATE

....PYJAMAS! I have seen you on the sidewalk in pyjamas..


MALE

TRUE But that's a better fashion statement than Adam's embarrasingly DISGUSTING leather Mc Hammer trousers.


JUSTIN

He looks more comfortable though.


[Because Adam's stick is so colourful, photographers are eager to snap him with it, despite his constant protests]


Photographer

Hello. We are from Shortlist magazine, is it okay to take a picture of your outfit?

ADAM

Sure! Just let me hide this.....


[CAMERA FLASHES]


ADAM

Couldnt you wait until I hide the damn stick. I don't want to appear in fashion magazines with a stick. UGH!

PHOTOGRAPHER

Sorry!

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[ During Jayne Pierson's show]




JUSTIN
(gushes)

That's a risque bow tie top. It's the best. It's beautiful..I adore it.


KRISTEN

I have to snap this one.


KATE

It's nicely teamed with that Zara Woman skirt


JUSTIN

It would be better teamed with a velvet bow tie, velvet double-breasted jacket, tuxedo skirt and black patent leather shoes...Get your cameras ready duds. Grace Dol and the rest of the STORM crew is heading towards us. Oh, Christian Blanken is with them as well.



[Adam passes first. Snappers take photos rapidly.]


ADAM

Damn! If you are not gonna ask for my permission to photograph me, you could atleast ask permission to photograph my stick.UGH!


KATE

Poor Adam. If they love the stick so much, he should position it by itself so they can take as many pictures of it, then they can take pictures of him - without it.


JUSTIN

That's nonsense. The stick is a part of his look

                                                     comment please!
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KRISTEN
(roll eyes)

Adam must have had a drink before putting on those plastic doll, attention-whore clothes. Where the HELL is his mother when she needs him. Ugh!


ONLOOKER

There's better clothes out there for him. Look! He's still having luck with the ladies' telephone numbers.


JUSTIN

For heavensake, leave the man's outfit alone. This is London Fashion Week, NOT your everyday fashion event. it would be POINTLESS dressing up like this for a LESSER event...This outfit is perfect for this event. Besides, he's thoroughly enjoying himself. He's a lovable character.



DIETING ADVICE MAN

It disgust me that some people are blind to the fun in all this. Your'e all just jealous. He's happy and you are obviously NOT. Fashion hater! Get over yourselves.


KRISTEN

Shut up! I dont know what these journalists and photographers see in him. Waste of air time....Can we have the old minimalist Adam back please? He's clearly trying to channel Kim Kardashian...


KATE

...CHALLENGE, not channel


LAUGHTER

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ADAM

(to photographer who snaps him the most)

May I see the pictures you took of me?


PHOTOGRAPHER

No problem. Come and have a look


10 MINUTES LATER


ADAM
(rants)

What the hell! You snapped me even when I was trying to get the damn stick out of the picture. These are not photographs of ME! They are photographs of the STICK and me. UGH!

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True Religion roxanna fittted vest

BETTE rocks an attractive pair of True Religion roxanna fittted vest. WOW! Other pedestrians are perceptibly jealous. Justin and his sidewalk duds's hearts stop. Speechless, they, ASTONISHINGLY, manage to take a picture. ..No wonder the brand is so popular. That vest will be in everyone's dream tonight. It got to be number 1 on the attractive list. It's one of the few brands that make men lust after women's clothes, and women lust after men's clothes. Just saying.



Photography by JESS

ASANTE wears clothes inside out

BUNCH of girls roller-blade on the sidewalk, singing opera songs. Passers-by glare at them in utter bemusement. In Asante's expert opinion, the style zealot of the bunch is Claire; the girl singing soprano. She wears her psychedelic print dress inside out. ASANTE trips over a sidewalk bench owing to his fix gaze on her attire.

Asante (showing off inner stitchings on H  M inside out sweatshirt)

NEXT DAY ASANTE AND HIS CHUM, LINDSAY, STRUTS DOWN THE SIDEWALK


LINDSAY: (laughs)


Do you like dressing in the dark? Or did you dress in HASTE? Or did you spill something nasty on the outside of your clothes?






ASANTE:


I wonder why you asking such stupid questions.




LINDSAY:


Well, I noticed you've been wearing your clothes inside out recently. Today is no exception. This is funny....




ASANTE:


You TURD. Why didn't you tell me this before?






LINDSAY:

Sorry. I meant to bring it to your attention, I just forgot. Better late than never. No wonder pedestrians have been giving us funny looks




ASANTE:


Who cares!






LINDSAY:

I do




ASANTE:


I don't. In fact, I think it's FUN to wear my clothes like this






LINDSAY:


Don't mess with me. You can't be serious


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ASANTE TOLD LINDSAY ABOUT CLAIRE; THE SOPRANO WHO INSPIRED HIS LATEST SIDEWALK LOOK







LINDSAY: (incredulously)


Chum, you are crazy. Honeslty, I think you're taking this Sidewalk Looks too far. What will you think of next? wearing your clothes BACKWARDS?....Here. (hands jacket) WEAR it over your shirt NOW.




ASANTE:

What for?





LINDSAY:

Lots of people are here for the sidewalk sale, they will laugh at us if they see you wearing your clothes like that. You must hide those stitchings





ASANTE:

I'm proud to show off this look, so keep your jacket. If you're so worried about making a fool of yourself, then jog on. Real talk




LINDSAY:

I'm trying to help you, so don't be rude





ASANTE:

You're either gonna continue support me on this project or NOT...My only regret is that the seams and stitchings on my clothes are not more noticeable. UGH!






LINDSAY:

 Stop this crazy thing chum. Are you on drugs or something?





ASANTE:

Wishing you could pull of this unique look?





LINDSAY:

This look is WEIRD, not unique




ASANTE:

 Whatever! How many times have I seen you with your clothes inside-out, yet I still stood by you





LINDSAY:

Nothing wrong if I wear my pyjamas inside out. I was in my own private home. The difference is, you are on a PUBLIC sidewalk. Don't ever think these people will fail to notice how RIDICULOUS your clothes look, just because they are busy searching for bargains. If no one talks to us today, you'll be the reason.




ASANTE:

Whatever...Only last saturday, a jogger pointed out that your sweatshirt was inside out. Have you forgotten that already? I happen to like my clothes inside out, okay?





LINDSAY:

Atleast, I had an excuse....Don't you realize how gross you look wearing your clothes like that. UGH




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ASANTE:

..an excuse? You should be ashamed of even mentioning 'an excuse.' I'm sure everyone will prefer to see me wearing my clothes inside out....SOBER...than you doing the same but DRUNK as hell...And what about the time you were spotted on the sidewalk in two different shoes? One black, one brown....






LINDSAY: (laughs)


.....I must admit, that was hilarious



ASANTE: (joins in laughter)

It's good when you can laugh at yourself sometimes. Life is too short to take things so seriously. Trust me, wearing your clothes inside out is FUN


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Lindsay (before turning jacket inside out)

LINDSAY:

So are you telling me that you saw this (indicating a finger) ONE girl wearing her clothes inside out, and that inspired you to follow?




ASANTE:

Actually, I did spot some pedestrians doing the same thing, but I thought it was madness. However, this girl made the look, look so cool and on trend, I couldn't resist. You should try it sometimes.




LINDSAY:

I don't know



ASANTE:

Tell me something. Do you wash your clothes inside out?




LINDSAY:

Yes. Why?




Same here. However, beforeI do my laundary,  I don't have to go through the trouble of turning each piece of clothing inside out, because I was wearing them inside out already



LINDSAY:

I see.

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LINDSAY:

I normally fold my washed clothes inside out



ASANTE:

If you wear them inside out, you wont have to turn them inside out again. Besides, when you wear your clothes inside out, you get double value for money, if you know what I mean



LINDSAY:

You mean I get more wears out of them. I never thought of that




ASANTE:

And if you ever discover your clothes is inside out after buttoning up, don't worry. Go about your business without correcting it. It's funny, but it's fun




Are you tryin to make a fool out of me?



ASANTE:

Hell no! I just want you to join the style party....Another reason why you might fancy inside out dressing is, the brand label will be increasingly visible....


.....Really. This is sounding better by the minute. You should have said that in the begining


ASANTE:

I know....I know how much you like to show off your brand of clothing



Indeed. I must admit I admire your smart genes 




ASANTE:

Thanks...By the way, if you can't be bothered to turn your clothes inside out every time, you can always pick up clothing at H & M and TopMan with the stitchings on the outside. In fact, my current attire is from H & M. My Fearsome and Handsome collection needs a few more similar pieces, so lets stop on the way.


You mean even the stores are into this trend?


Yes. Well, I don't know if it's officially a trend, but I do know that,  these stores are cottoning on in the name of profit. You should cotton on in the name of Sidewalk Looks

on the way to H & M and Topman to help Lindsay find some inside out clothing

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7 For All Mankind store Opens in Covent Gardens

PERVASIVE Ivanovic learnt about 7 For All Mankind's shop opening in Covent Gardens only while sauntering to worke with Hillary. Needless to say, he made a U-turn peremptorily. He never update his Fearsome and Handsome collection unless he first gets inspiration from the sidewalk, so Hillary feels it's unwise for him to skip an important meeting at work just to witness a new shop opening. As she does not want to upset him any more, she keeps her mouth closed.

SIDEWALK CHUMS HURRYING ALONG SIDEWALK




Ivanovic: (barks)


How come you failed to tell me about this new 7 For ALL Mankind shop opening?


Hillary:


Relax man. Sorry. You said you had a meeting at work today, so I figured you'd be unable to come and see what's on offer.


Ivanovic:

Nonsense. I'm chairing that meeting so it can't go on without me. They'll just have to wait....Lent is over, spring has sprung, so it's time to feast my eyes on potential sidewalk looks.


Hillary:


Wont your colleagues be upset?


Ivanovic:

Not when I tell them that I had stomach ache


Hillary:


Your'e such a liar....


Ivanovic:

....Shut up!...Just hurry before the fashion fanatics grab the best pieces. I just need to see if they have some decent jeans so I can finally bin these Primark ones I been wearing for the last month. UGH!


Hillary:


Sorry, I can't walk any faster. Your attaché case is too heavy for me.


Ivanovic: (grabs attache)

What are you doing with my Gucci bag? I have important files in there for the meeting, you know.



Hillary:


You asked me to carry it for you, as usual.


Ivanovic:

Oh! Okay, (hands it back) carry it then. Just don't drop it. Too much vomit and spit on the sidewalk.


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CHUMS  BROWSING INSIDE NEW STORE


HILLARY:

Wow!


What are you looking at?


HILLARY:

This 7 For All Mankind jeans, of course. They look quite comfortable.


Duh! This is the 7 For All Mankind store, so all the denim on display are by 7 For All Mankind....Try it on then



HILLARY:

I can't be bothered. Why don't you try it on? It will definitely suit you



Okay. Where's the Fitting room?


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UGH! (shouts from inside Fitting Room)


HILLARY:

What's the matter?


I hate them. I feel like ripping it up..


HILLARY:

I thought you said you love it.



You said you love it, NOT ME. It don't fit me at all. UGH!


HILLARY:

You know 7 For All Mankind denim do not come cheap. So if you rip it, you'll be forking out lots of cash to pay for it. Just look for another one and stop stressing yourself.

The whole rack seem to be size 34, what am I gonna do?.....Even your dad is sporting  7 For All Mankind jeans on the sidewalk, so I hope I'll find a pair that's right for me

HILLARY:
Ahhhh! I bought it for him. I noticed that the sidewalk was awash with pedestrians clad in them, so I didn't want him to feel left out.


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BINGO!



HILLARY:


You seem pretty happy with this pair. Turn around let me see....






(spins slowly with wide grin)


I could literally live in this pair all week. Joking. I'd wear it only when I am going to a special occasion.




Looks good indeed. Well done. Are you gonna buy it now?




Of course not. You know I have to first see a pedestrian sporting something similar on the sidewalk




In other words, your'e here just to LOOK






Something wrong with that? I would'nt miss this experience for the world. Next time an important fashion event comes up, please remember to to give me advance notice


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In store radio belts out Cookie Jar by Gym Class Heroes; "I like girls, they like me. They look so good in their seven jeans. Want you to be the one and my only. I wanna be faithful but I can't keep my hands out the cookie jar...."

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I'm could wear this pair to work today...

You're already in trouble for turning up late at the meeting, wouldn't you be making things worse by ditching the uniform for a pair of jeans..


I wouldn't care?


It's a good thing you're the type who relies on pedestrians' fashion to inspire your personal clothes...By the way, I believe you you already have a similar pair of 7 For All mankind jeans in your Fearsome and Handsome collection.


My ex shredded it when we broke up, remember?

Really. So what did you do in response?


Nothing


 Can you buy me this jacket for me? I forget my wallet.

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DIANE VON FURSTENBERG teaming with Gap kids

GOK,why are kids pouring off the sidewalk into Gap Kids? DIANE VON FURSTENBERG LAUNCHES HER FIRST GAP KIDS' COLLECTION TODAY. Oh! So who are thoze DARN lemmings hanging around the kids? Ryan, THOSE ARE THE PARENTS.



RYAN:

OH MY GOSH! You did'nt hear the news?


GOK:

I did hear the news but NOTHING about DIANE VON FURSTENBERG partnering with Gap.



She is my favorite designer



Mine also.



I did'nt know that



I TOLD YOU



I must have forgotten,sorry



I'll reprimand you later. Lets stop and have a look.


I'd love to see what's on offer, but we can't stop now. We're already running late because you were walking too slow.


Come on.


And even if we stop, there is nothing in the collection for adults....only KIDS! That's discrimination.


Promise you'll keep this secret


What secret?


I once recreated a style I spotted on the sidewalk - from Gap kids.


You devil! How did you manage to fit into kids clothes?


I bought the outfit in XL. Come on, I'll help you find clothes from the collection that will fit you.




THEY PUSH THEIR WAY INTO THE STORE




I'm in!

So am I


I guess it's time to say bye bye to a large portion of my savings


Lucky you. I have no savings. Good thing I brought my credit card.


THEY LAUGH



The range looks rather exclusive. The prints and colours are adorable

(gasps) Ahhhhh!

Stop it! You'll embarass me

I can't help it. How is it possible for some people to dislike GAP? I'm a BIG aficionada of Gap clothes. BIG! I've been sporting trendy gap clothes from I was a toddler and as an adult, I'm still doing it.

Today, I'd like to re-join

Well, you're in the right place...with the right friend.




THEY WANDER AROUND


I'd kill for this wrap dresses I found for my little sister. I only hope she'll like it.

It's lovely. She'll adore it!

I know but like me, she prefers to wear imitations of what she see other kids wearing on the sidewalk.

You're a bad influence on her. she just might make an exception fort this beautiful number...Aren't you jealous you can't wear it.


Damn right!No Diane Von for me. I'll just have to stick to wearing topshop ensembles.

What do you think about this(holds up pink and green dress)

It's cute, but you'll need to get it in XL. This is too small for you

It's for my niece, NOT ME!

How are you gonna explain to  your nephew why you bought nothing for him?

How are you gonna explain to your little BROTHER?


HEADING THROUGH THE DOOR


RYAN:

Quite an impressive range of clothing. Unfortunate it's for girls only.


GOK:

That's discrimination...against boys.


I'm so upset.

Look on the bright side. You get to keep your savings, and I keep my credit

You're right. DId you see the price tags?

Sure. They have those 'look but don't touch prices.'

Indeed.

Great design and quality though.

Indeed. By the way, did you know DIANE VON FURSTENBERG was born in the same year as my grandmother?

Maybe. Did you tell me before?

VORDERMAN parades a flirtatious,slice of skin-revealing sweater

VORDERMAN is an appurtenance on the sidewalk. All other pedestrians have equal chances of seeing him parade pieces from his Fearsome and Handsome collection. He hates the attenshion but like Zelda Kaplan, he's living the dream. In this fashion, he'd like to go, provided his outfit looks good.

PEDESTRIANS AND ONLOOKERS GIVE THEIR RANDOM VERDICTS AS VORDERMAN PASSES BY



Anna:

I feel sorry for you if you honestly believe that sweater is smoking hot.. it demonstrates your TOTAL lack of fashion sense. UGH!



Braun:


It's looks very expensive though


Ireland:


He's just walking but his clothes are rocking and rolling



Braun:

It sounds better if you say 'he's just walking but his clothes are doing the talking.'


Anna:

SAYS WHO? UGH!

(laughs) What the hell are you wearing?

Shut up! Your'e too empty-headed to know anything about fashion

You call that fashion?

Boy! that new shirt looks good; a gorgeous creation indeed


it;s called a sweater, you blockhead

It's on top form

 It's absolutely gorgeous


VORDERMAN:

(laughs) So was the price...I've sacrificed other things for it



Lots of kudos. You know how to dress. Hope you didn't compromise the kids happiness


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