Fii Cridland at London Fashion Week SS15

At Sidewalk Darlings tv/FM studio

Primrose: #dontfearthereaper[BlueÖysterCult simmers on RewindOnceAgainRadio known as ROAR[jingle of #Africanelephant ‘s calf roars

er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: Tune! All I know is, it’s a powerhouse; worth shouting about. When I #rewild, sorry, REWIND it, once again, Mayhem[#Morphide] broke out among the studio's factotums; #airdrummin airguitar and sang along, in an off-key fashion and, pertinently, ALOUD; yet not enough to drown out the #Amazonrainforest 's alarmcalls[#wildlifesos; #AllTheseThingsIveDONE - TheKillers

Gloria: Whereonearth, did you unearth this absolute gem?

er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: on #AbsoluteRadio, LastNite[#TheStrokes] InTheMorning[#RazorLight] I said; Alexa[#TheAmazons - 25], Play[Marmozets] the song with these lyrics “RomeoandJuliet, Are together in eternity.” Alexa played #RomeoAndJuliet[DireStraits]. #Alexa, try this line “Baby Imyourman”. Alexa found ImYours[#JasonMraz] Okay. How about “Redefine happiness?

Alexa: [tune playing] Redefine happiness. We can be like they are

er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: #FoundWhatIveBeenLookingFor[TomGrennan] ThankU[#AlanisMorissette] Alexa

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Gloria: @Fiixii, a stylist from #Korea, walk[#WalkofLife - DireStraits] #LFW #SS15 sidewalk, like a PromQueen[#BeachBunnymusic] to showcase a chic and/or wild incarnation of the #fedora aesthete. The #PUFII fedora-clad, bikerjacket mad, former mannequin stylist and FashionCurator at Gallery of SidewalkDarlings, #flamehaired er/Styles/Rocker/Oh, couldn’t resist enthusing, gladly

er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: #WildKorea #SeoulFashionWeek really rock! Checking out the treat from near, having checked it out from afar. What a #model fedora ensemble; it makes the hearts of the fashionweek fixtures, including the hierarchy’s, beat. Much faster than the SpeedofLight . Style me in that slice of heaven. Rock that hit! No one rocks it better than you. What inspired this awesome aesthetic

FII: I'm not entirely sure; my style is girly, but I like adding spikes to make it more edgy

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At Sidewalk Darlings FM/tv studio

]LOUD Rockmusic reaches boiling point]

er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: [gushes rhythmically] I ADORE this tune! ADORE it! wow. What’s its name, Gloria?

Gloria: #DrinkinginLA

Primrose: And Who[WhoAreYou - #TheWho] are the musicians

Gloria:: #BranVan3000

er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: Full Marks! You are on a roll. You are poised to take over Primrose's Radio Producer prescribed role, any day

Primrose: Gloria, Someday[#Nickelback] you may steal[#skua from #guillemot, #kittiwake #style] er/Styles/Rocker's rock #discjockey job

er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: Gloria, we don't mean to digress, but AllIGottaSay[Hollowstar] is - we're impressed. Anyway, MovingOn[#AskingAlexandria], the manner in which I discovered this DropDeadGorgeous[Republica] song is such a story. It was on #Globalradio 's #TheArrow; [sadly]now a disappearingact[IDisappear - #Metallica/ #AlreadyGone - Eagles/RainbowBAND - #SinceYouveBeenGone]. From the moment I heard the first few measures, I sensed such pleasures; I knew it was gonna be an incredibly awesome track; deserved to be played back to back, to back; so I instantly went for the volume to increase the Pressure[MUSEband] but not enough to drown the #orangebelliedparrot 's alarmcalls[#WhatIveDone - LinkinPark/ #wildlifesos. Needless to say, the masterful #drumming and electricguitar literally blew me away; FindMe[KingsOfLeon] at LondonFashionWeek

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er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: Super cool...That fedora hat is HOT; too hot not to capture. I LOVE it. It's such a chic creation. Every single element in the ensemble shines in its own right in the #natural light, and fill me with elation. However, that hat deservedly hogs[#HedgeHOGS] all the limelight.  Fashion Week is on, CLEARLY. Bytheway[Foofighters], what's your personal style

Fii: erm, punked up, feminine style. My favorite designer is AlexanderMcQueen

er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: That's my type of hat. Needless to say, the, erm, memory, of erm, peacock ing fashion week fashionistas, including the tails-wagging-wildly hierarchy, are crazy about the wild[#BornToBeWild - Steppenwolf ] aesthete; as-edgy-as the footwear’s spikes. What do you like the most about Alexander McQueen's designs

Gloria: London is a forest

er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: [chuckles bemusedly] Once! Nevertheless, there are countless #Naturereserves in London providing habitat for a plethora of wildlife; #EppingForest or #PETTsWood[TomPETTy - #FreeFallin]. You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals[TheBadTouch - BloodhoundGang] London also boast other wildspaces; #LFW sidewalk, where the wild est incarnations of #fedora bikerjacket bikerboots rocksack may be foraged and, erm, engorged 

Fii: The structures and silhouettes are gorgeous, plus, he's a British designer

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At Sidewalk Darlings Tv/FM studio

Caller: [sings lyrics from Heaven[#BryanAdams] - off-key, of course] "There was #onlyyouandme. We were young and #wild and free

er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: [looks around the studio, intriguingly

Primrose: [laughs] It seems like you intend to take over our tone-deaf sing-along duties on RewindOnceAgainRadio known as ROAR[jingle of #prideoflions roaring] known as RacketMan

Caller: I know

er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: You’ll be great at Karaoke! Guess what? You are in for a real treat. I'm please, to announced that Mr Bryan Adams is the MusicianOfTheHour[#Moth, #MOTHintoFlame - Metallica] Play[Marmozets]ing next, two more of his palpably stupendous tracks[drumsolo] -  #SummerOf69 and #RunToYou. Ensure you turn up the volume Higher[#CreedBAND] yet lower than alarmscalls[#WhatHaveYouDone - WithinTemptation, #wildlifesos] of #caracals aka  PersianLynx or #AfricanLynx

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er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: Spot on! That #fedora hat! Rocking this dream design[#ADesignForLife - ManicStreetPreachers] at #LFW #SS15, ph my gosh, how does it make you feel @Fiixii? like Heaven[#ThisisPvris] I suppose

Primrose: [explains] Whatitis[#JonathanDavis] In his book[#lookbook], Rocking #fedoras#bikerjackets #bikerboots #rocksack is, OhMyGod[#ThePrettyReckless] an everyday thing; a way of live; #livingpassionately

Fii: My feet hurts, but I am feeling confident

Gloria: Strike a pose, Fii....Look[Justlooking - #Stereophonics] towards us

er/Styles/Rocker/Oh: That pose is delectable, Fii. Patently precious

Primrose: Self-respecting fashionweek fashionistas wishing to opt up to the stylist league, You may steal[Panda ant and giant pandas style] Fii's inspiring aesthete. Simply style #JeffreyCampbell statement shoes with HM skirt pinafore, NewLook handbag and a #Korean blouse; think the #EnvyLook

Maggy at London Fashion Week SS18

er Styles Rocker: HeyNow! You are listening to theRockShow on, erm, SidewalkDarlings FM. 10: 02 Nowplaying, okay, BLASTING, TheUnforgiven[Metallica @metallica] Playing fashionably late[10: 05] Break[@skarlettriot skarlettriot....

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er Styles Rocker: ...The sartorial element that is notably, front and centre (poleposition Today(TheSmashingPumpkins) is (drumroll or guitarriff, or both, both actually) - bikerjacket; an element (BuiltForComfort -  BlackStoneCherry @blackstonecherryofficial) stylish, and, pertinently, impeccably tasteful.  Both fashionista's(Maggy @iammaggydg and the flamehair, LFW de facto cheerleader, er Styles Rocker) sprezzatura outfits feature this tailored charm. It takes a million years to appreciate this ultimate wonder. Natural ly, as a  show of twinning, first they walk(Foofighters) the sidewalk just to, erm, show off every single aspect of their masterful work of art styling, then they proudly, strike a pose for the cameras to flaunt biker jackets styled in dreamlike splendor.

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VALERIE: er Styles Rocker lives passionately. He's great at promoting the wildlife fashion sense. He's REALLY proficient at it; so good. When he's not tirelessly rocking biker jackets, biker boots, fedoras or rocksacks, he's curating attires that features them or long dresses and longskirts

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Valerie: Anyway, MovingOn(AskingAlexandria) Maggy is a Fashion Blogger by choice, from France, Paris to be precise. Unlike her and other Suits & Tailoring influencers, er Styles Rocker, a disc-jockey and Frock Tunes Designer for the, erm, frock band; Sidewalk Darlings, blagged his way into the spectacular London Fashion Week, again

Maggie defines her personal style as being casual and is chiefly inspired by streetwear.  er Styles Rocker's, on the other hand,  is effortlessly bewitching yet wild, wild and sweltering like a wildfire, in other worlds, it's synonymous with sweetdreams, heavenupsidedown(MarilynManson @marilynmanson)

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Go ahead and steal her immersive sense of style. Simply match Etro biker jacket(Both fashionista's(Maggy @iammaggydg and the flamehair, LFW de facto cheerleader, er Styles Rocker) sprezzatura outfits feature this tailored charm) with NewLook boots, #green dress, and green HM knitwear  jumper

Since you, clearly, view his style as a striking muse, then steal the masterpiece ideas. You have nothing to lose. Simply couple AMIRI @AMIRI biker jacket, biker boots(Tkmaxx @Tkmaxx) waistcoat(@nextofficial next) tie(Hm @HM) tailored shorts(@humanscales human scales) and crisp white dress shirt@newlookfashion NewLook) long orange socks(@tmlewin tmlewin) rocksack(@frenchconnection_official frenchconnection

When she couples a stand-out biker jacket with other simple, minimalist elements, the ensemble reflect her personality.

Maggy: I do not like over the top style

er Styles Rocker: You mean Maximalist?

Maggy: Yes.

er Styles Rocker: Cool. I am a minimalist myself

Maggy: I like oversize biker jackets

er Styles Rocker: They are worth all the diamonds in all the deepest pockets...So what other fashionable elements are you rock ing?

Maggy: New Look dress

er Styles Rocker: The aesthetic is astounding; I'm impressed.

Maggy: HM jumper, New Look boots

er Styles Rocker: Amazing clothes. What other on trend creations are ensconced in your wardrobe?

Maggy: jeans, dresses, night dresses, professional clothing

er Styles Rocker: Office-wear...design frock tunes for the, erm, frock band called, erm, Sidewalk Darlings , what do you for a living?

Maggy: Recruitment Consultant. I get inspiration from the people who attend the shows(catwalk) they(their styles) are so original. I like creative people

er Styles Rocker: Clearly, you have taken leaves out of those fashionistas lookbooks. Your style looks achingly original and superlatively  creative.

Maggy: Thank you

er Styles Rocker: What are the differences between Paris Fashion Week and London Fashion Week?

Maggy: Here(London Fashion Week) people are more colorful

er Styles Rocker: You may say that again. Just look at my fedora hat. Look at the Fashion Editor's frock.

Maggy: In Paris, people dress more casual, Paris (fashion week fashionistas) do not go over the top

Portrait by Valerie of Frieze and HurgadaFashionWeek fame

Vivien at London Fashion Week SS18

er Styles Rocker: @tompetty_official TomPetty[of @the_heartbreakers_official theheartbreakers fame] and his psychedelic bestsellers; ton of bricks hits; including I Won't Back Down, FreeFalling, AmericanGirl - are unquestionably 

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....Legends[SleepingwithSirens]. So, though heartbroken, as a token of love and above-ordinary adulation, let's rock out WithArmsWideOpen(Creed) to Alive[pearljam @pearljam], which is nowplaying, reverentially or amazingly rousing, or both, BOTH actually, on, erm, Sidewalk Darlings FM[courtesy of TheRockShow]

Suzanne: er Styles Rocker, your smartphone is ringing

Vivien James’s[@wondrousplace]rockchickoutfit; featuring that prestige; super fine, statement bikerjacket               https://www.facebook.com/SidewalkDarlings/

er Styles Rocker: Not now! Look! You crook! There’s a pretty good reason why my heart is singing. Please HoldTheLine![Toto] Even if it’s the hierarchy on the line, they will have to wait at this moment in time. Making the wellness London fashion week set salivate heartily , even sweat[AllAmericanRejects @therejects] heavily, Vivien James’s(@wondrousplace) rockchick outfit; featuring that prestige; super fine, statement  bikerjacket, is the only ensemble immersing my mind. Cross my heart, my personal styling; boasting flamehair, fedora, rocksack and bikerboots, and of course, a biker jacket, when pictured(Twinning) with her gingerhair and rockchic ensemble, is an aesthetic made in heaven; something else; a sublime, wearable work of art. Please prepare to capture our future istic, picture perfect, dream attire s, before anyone else; simply fine-tune the camera’s aperture

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Look! Their LFW SS18 sprezzatura, yet edgy, jagged and rugged portrayal of the feminine and gentleman aesthete at London Fashion Week, is clearly a sartorial treat; gravitating fashionistas simply want to follow suit. Womenswear aficionados, steal Vivien’s model styling by simply match ing TheKoople biker jacket with vintage blouse, @ysl Ysl trousers, Zara boots and Uniqlo boots

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Menswear early adopters, ignore the fashion police and tireless detractors, here's how you rock and aesthetic that's dapper yet smart. couple a runway fedora(@ChristysHats @ChristysHats) with other statement elements(Legends - sleepingwithsirens sleepingwithsirens) biker jacket(BruceField @bruce_field) biker boots(Blend, courtesy of Tkmaxx @Tkmaxx) waistcoat(@nextofficial #next) tie(#Hm @HM) tailored shorts(@humanscales #humanscales) and crisp white dress shirt@newlookfashion #NewLook) long orange socks(@tmlewin tmlewin) rocksack(@frenchconnection_official #frenchconnection

How many biker jackets do you have and on earth do you LOVE them so much?

The details. They pull together any outfit. This one is my favourite jacket. I have it for ages.

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#Picasso tinged portrait by Ruby of Pfw and azkenarockfestival fame

Abital at London Fashion Week Men SS18

er Styles Rocker: (enthuses, rhythmically) [to Abital, pictured second from right] Look! Your stupendously edgy bikerjacket should be on every single self-respecting stylist's wish list. Was it design ed in a pair? I'm inclined to share....

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 er Styles Rocker: [continues gushing] ...Similar to mine, by @ysl (unequivocally) it simply roughens the aesthetic with dear, inordinate coolness; leaves the WHOLEsome fashion week set, erm, breathless. What the hell! You can clearly tell; I'm in my element just checking it out. That element is too heavenly. That’s an element of clothing that's worth shouting about. (Abital gesticulates perfect harmony, with fingers

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Nowplaying on TheRockShow(name stolen from Blink182 @Blink182 rock song of same name, HEINOUS act, I know) courtesy of, erm, SidewalkDarlings FM) at neighbourly volume, okay, invigoratingly loud -  Swallowed(@gavinrossdale of @bushofficialinstagram fame

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At London FashionWeek Men; #LFWM; #SS18, Abital(means father’s protection); @TheChang_x; a sartorial photographer, rock s a no fashionbrand ed, yet astronomically slick biker jacket, wait, actually, it’s by @NewLook NewLook. On the other hand, London Fashion Week cheerleader and debonair purveyor of the fedora aesthete, er Styles Rocker, couple s a model fedora by CalvinKlein  with  with SAINTLAURENT biker jacket, BenSherman bikerboots and @calvinklein waistcoat

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er Styles Rocker: What do you love about a breathtakingly cool bikerjacket?

Abital: The zips

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er Styles Rocker: (animatedly) Same here. In addition to the radiant zips, I’m helplessly besotted by with the statement collars, the pockets, texture and silhouette, in other worlds, a biker jacket, like a fedora, bikerboots and, erm, longskirt, is A DesignForLife(ManicStreetPreachers; @manics)…In any styling, the other items of clothing are  Outshined(Soundgarden @soundgarden) if any of these gems are featured; real sidewalk darlings; their quality and prices; no self-respecting stylist would ever compromise on. that's #theimpressionthatiget(TheMightyMightyBosstones; @bosstonesofficial

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Peaches: (explains to a visibly intrigued Abital) As a habit, the flamehair #LFW honorary cheerleader, Styles Rocker(er Styles Rocker for you) entertains a WholeLottaLove(LedZeppelin @LedZeppelin) for TheLook (Roxette@realroxette) of those dashing designs. Strike a pose, over there, please

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er Styles Rocker: By The Way(RedHotChiliPeppers @ chilipeppers) for the inspiration of the WHOLEsome fashionweek set, how would you, characterize your personal style
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ABITAL: That’s a hard question. My style can be quite random. I change it a lot

er Styles Rocker:…you style chameleon
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ABITAL: Normally, I wear natural hair but recently I dyed my hair grey. I like light hair because it stands out

er Styles Rocker: London Fashion Week ss16 will be 15th - 19th September 2017. Will you be there? Stylish Girls & Boys(GoodCharlotte @goodcharlotteband) will Walk the Walk(FaceToFace @facetofacemusic) in statement biker jacket like yours, on the sidewalk. Natural ly, I can’t wait; in fact, I’m already Counting The Days(@goldfingermusic   Goldfinger

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Photographs[nickleback] by Peaches of Tokyo Fashion Week, School of Rock, Blueplanet fame