Emerald, the new tangering

FASHION-FORWARD Alyssa dazzles the sidewalk in a cutie pie Burberry EMERALD pencil skirt and white sweater. To ensure she stands out among the fashion pack, she teams these adorable separates with, yes, more emerald; a pair of emerald socks...If you think she's taking this emerald color too far. Think again! She's sipping iced emerald(green tea). The sidewalk chums advise her that EMERALD suits her, so she should have accessorized her outfit with a Emerald handbag

Style starlet Emma Stone embraces the emerald trend. Cool.


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True Religion roxanna fittted vest

BETTE rocks an attractive pair of True Religion roxanna fittted vest. WOW! Other pedestrians are perceptibly jealous. Justin and his sidewalk duds's hearts stop. Speechless, they, ASTONISHINGLY, manage to take a picture. ..No wonder the brand is so popular. That vest will be in everyone's dream tonight. It got to be number 1 on the attractive list. It's one of the few brands that make men lust after women's clothes, and women lust after men's clothes. Just saying.



Photography by JESS

Male leggings

URBAN OUTFITTERS hands out free male leggings on the sidewalk. While some male passers-by are perceptibly intrigued and welcoming, others look mystified and mortified.


URBAN OUTFITTERS

One pair of leggings for each male pedestrian. Who wants one?


JUSTIN

Male leggings? Just in time for christmas. May I have two pairs please?



URBAN OUTFITTERS

No. Only one.


GARY

What the HELL! MEN actually wear these things?


URBAN OUTFITTERS

Yes. The trend is taking off on the sidewalk. They are HiP! Very modern, wouldn't you like to see JUSTIN in ONE? (laughs)



GARY 

I DON’T THINK SO?  (laments) What is the sidewalk coming to?

KATE
(sniggering)

It’s about time

PAUL

Are you f*cking joking or what? Dear god if this REALLY catch on, on the sidewalk, I'll NEVER walk on it again.

GARY

There's no escaping the meggings, Paul. You would have to move to another planet to find men with shame and pride

JUSTIN

(to Paul's girlfriend)

Make sure you put a lovely pair of leggings in PAUL'S christmas stocking! Get him a lovely sweater to team it with.


PAUL

Shut up. I'll NEVER wear leggings, even if I'm doing sport.

JUSTIN

Buy him matching gloves!

KRISTEN

Paul it's time to walk the sidewalk in this new fashion statement. You could be lucky with women along the way.

PAUL

I can't do that. If the males pedestrians are going mad, I'm not.!

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My badass,wearable WORLD WAR 2 bomber jacket

Mistaking Bruno's badass, wearable WORLD WAR 2 bomber jacket for a flipping FLIGHT jacket, the other pedestrians are talking ALOT. Mostly nonsense. Nevertheless, he rocks it with a smile and sublimely pose for photographs and chat with the sidewalk duds on the bench.

PEDESTRIAN Bruno's badass, wearable WORLD WAR 11 bomber jacket


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asymetrical christmas jumper

STREUTH is wearing über hot furry boots, a blue jeans, asymetrical christmas jumper, leather jacket and an unmatching white scarf. Before ZOkaya and his duds approach the sidewalk sweatheart for photographs, they candidly review her outfit from the bench.

KRISTEN

(scathing tone) It's a DULL jumper. Maybe a red scarf would jazz it up..

KATE:

It's cute! I love it. Her ensemble look like a nice photograph

KRISTEN

FURRY boots look fake but what else would you expect from someone who wear the same boots....

　

THEY HOP OFF THE BENCH AND APPROACH HER BEFORE SHE PASSES

　

Zokaya

You look coat, sorry, CUTE, a great autumn statement. But I can see you shivering in that little leather jacket. You need a BIG coat. If you don't cover your bottom in this cold, it will get NUMB...it's FUNCTION over fashion....

KATE

..You got to keep yourself warm, if you wanna FUNCTION from day to day


STREUTH

Hot is the new COLD, sorry, I mean, COLD is the new HOT. You know what I mean. I hate big, long coats....

KRISTEN

Welcome to the sidewalk fashion studio...You are the most photogenic of all the interesting pedestrians we snapped and chat to today. have a look

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A striking long beige coat

WRAPPED in stylish cardigan and safari jacket, respectively, Kristen and Kate spot a fashionable pedestrian wearing a long beige coat. The silhouette is striking. Naturally, they start to salivate. No wonder. As snow flakes settle on the bench, Justin stare at his sidewalk duds in confused amazement.





KATE

I had my heart set on a beautiful LONG coat for SO LONG....I need this ONE on my body....

KRISTEN

Yes please, me too, me too! I want it so badly. So badly. It's magical. Stop her. Ask her where she bought it...

JUSTIN

Calm down girls. It's only a coat. I recognise it. I know where to find it... ...What size do you both want it in? I'll get it for you for Christmas.

KATE

SMALL, I guess, what do you think?

JUSTIN

It depends on how many layerings you will wear beneath it. Just a blouse or a bulky sweater?...Your layerings must enable you to lift  your arms. Remember the kid on A Christmas Story? I don't want you to fall down and have to call one of us to help you get up.

    LAUGHTER


KRISTEN

Well, is it available in XS? If yes, I'll take a S, if not, I'll take a M. I don't mind if I have to put on a little weight so it can fit me properly.

JUSTIN

Wait a minute. (checks internet on Iphone)...Only M,L, and XL available now. But they might have smaller size next week....

KRISTEN

M it is then

KATE

M is like a size 12... I don't think so.

KRISTEN

M is a 12-14...

KATE

Silly

 
JUSTIN

ALL the measurements are in DAMN centimetres. Naturally, I have no idea what they mean

KATE

I thought you learnt ALL that in primary school

JUSTIN

I did

KRISTEN

That was a long time ago

JUSTIN

shut up, you lemming! I just notice...if I buy the long coats for you today, I'll get could get 15% off. Mid-season sale, I suppose.

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ANDREW'S "opprobrious" outfit

ANDREW'S outfit is stirring an uproar, polarization,  on the sidewalk today. He teams Frye boots with Leggings, Spandex, Long Socks, shirt and Neon Tang Top. A glimmering gold jacket is slung lazily over his shoulder.

PEDESTRIAN1

You are HOT today, Andrew.

ANDREW
(beams)

Thank you!

KRISTEN:

WHAT THE HELL! Weirdo! He actually believes he is looking hot in that OPPROBRIOUS outfit. He better not put on that DAMN gold jacket. I swear, I would call the police. Maybe he thinks he's at the OSCARS

PEDESTRIAN2

I was thinking the same thing. He wears the ODDEST damn clothes...You should have seen him yesterday....wearing GIRL leggings, shorts, a bizarre tank top, and a snowman vest

KATE
(laughs)

I'm sure he have his reason.

JUSTIN

Well, I'm not so sure.It's a FREE sidewalk,so Pedestrians can wear what they like, cross-dress as they like. If guys wanna wear women clothes that's their business. However, I'm not sure it suits Andrew. It's a little hyperbolic for my taste

KATE

Somebody needs to fire his stylist.


KRISTEN
(muses)

He's hot alright...... A DAMN hot mess

　

JUSTIN

What you lot waiting on? Please take lots of pictures of him. Don't let your personal predilections for fashion interferes with our recognition and celebration of sidewalk looks.


ANDREW PASSES THE BENCH


PASSER-BY

Hey! Whats your number?...They can call me weird also because I'd wear your outfit ANYTIME...Wanna borrow my THONG?

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