Male leggings

URBAN OUTFITTERS hands out free male leggings on the sidewalk. While some male passers-by are perceptibly intrigued and welcoming, others look mystified and mortified.


URBAN OUTFITTERS

One pair of leggings for each male pedestrian. Who wants one?


JUSTIN

Male leggings? Just in time for christmas. May I have two pairs please?



URBAN OUTFITTERS

No. Only one.


GARY

What the HELL! MEN actually wear these things?


URBAN OUTFITTERS

Yes. The trend is taking off on the sidewalk. They are HiP! Very modern, wouldn't you like to see JUSTIN in ONE? (laughs)



GARY 

I DON’T THINK SO?  (laments) What is the sidewalk coming to?

KATE
(sniggering)

It’s about time

PAUL

Are you f*cking joking or what? Dear god if this REALLY catch on, on the sidewalk, I'll NEVER walk on it again.

GARY

There's no escaping the meggings, Paul. You would have to move to another planet to find men with shame and pride

JUSTIN

(to Paul's girlfriend)

Make sure you put a lovely pair of leggings in PAUL'S christmas stocking! Get him a lovely sweater to team it with.


PAUL

Shut up. I'll NEVER wear leggings, even if I'm doing sport.

JUSTIN

Buy him matching gloves!

KRISTEN

Paul it's time to walk the sidewalk in this new fashion statement. You could be lucky with women along the way.

PAUL

I can't do that. If the males pedestrians are going mad, I'm not.!

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