Miss Thelin at London Fashion Week

mr Styles UltrA AAA: (rhapsodises, er, breathlessly) LOOK! Even the mere stylish at heart appreciates that FINE, state of the art fedora. That INSANE design must have been, erm, INORDINATELY inspired by New York Fashion Week. Admittedly, it makes my knees helplessly weak. That's my type of hat. Now, that's what I call the ULTIMATE hat. It's superlatively hot. So stunning to look at. Momentarily, it makes my heart stop. Oh my gosh! https://www.facebook.com/TheSidewalkDarlings

Sidewalk chic fedora. Steal the aesthetic with one from Rag & Bone 

RIME ARODAKY skirt, Malene Birger belt

WALKING the sidewalk at London Fashion Week; ‪#‎LFW‬, is Carolina Thelin, a model and fashion student at London College of Fashion in London. She's originally from Sweden. The inspiration for her chic style comes from Scandinavia. Go ahead, steal it, by styling a runway fedora by Rag & Bone, Malene Birger belt, MARNI vest, RIME ARODAKY skirt, Topshop roll neck jumper and AllSaints stilettos. London Fashion Week cheerleader and Fedora fashionista, mr Styles UltrA AAA, shows off his inimitable style; THE model fedora by Calvin Klein, VINTAGE waistcoat, styled with Reiss jacket, sleek black trousers by Cheap Monday, ELLEN TRACY jumper, Ben Sherman brogues, Zara tie, River Island crisp and long sleeved white shirt

MARNI vest

mr Styles UltrA AAA: Sweden! What do I know in Sweden (Swedish) Bra tack?

Carolina Thelin: Bra tack?

mr Styles UltrA AAA: Bra tack?

Tack! Tack!

mr Styles UltrA AAA: Oh my gosh! My Swedish isn't excellent, clearly. On the other hand, your London Fashion Week outfit looks SUPER excellent. Is it for rent? That Fashion Week paradigm looks fine; it should be mine

Miss Thelin: (beams) Thank you

mr Styles UltrA AAA: I'm superlatively impressed, embolden. It's clearly a divinely inspired outfit (she spins around to show off feathers cascading, lazily down the back of her waistcoat) Thank you VERY much.

Miss Thelin: (no response)

mr Styles UltrA AAA: (repeats) it's a DIVINELY inspired attire, CLEARLY.

YEA!

mr Styles UltrA AAA: What was your inspiration for this, er, frontrunner?

Topshop roll neck jumper

Miss Thelin: I mean, erm, I LOVE feathers and I LOVE mixing it with little fringes (flaunts fringes on front of belt) This is a belt from a Danish brand designer

Oh yes (gleefully)

Malene Birger

Miss Thelin: Can you spell that for me please?

Miss Thelin: It's M, A, L, E, N, E

mr Styles UltrA AAA: Oh, that's superlatively serene. I mean, I know that Fashion House. Oh my! I LOVE that delicious belt, immeasurably. And that orange, er, top, that jumper, that roll-neck jumper to be precise. What Fashion brand is it?

Miss Thelin: It's Topshop, actually

 AllSaints stilettos

Topshop! Actually, it's drop-dead beautiful and stupendously classic. I ADORE that colour; so rustic and super vibrant and And psychedelic. Adamantly, that’s a colour a self-respecting fashionista can rely on, to make a fashion Week outfit looks, er, boldly spot on

Miss Thelin: Yes. I LOVE…

And how about that FLAMING fedora?

Miss Thelin: The hat? I actually got it in New York

Mr J2: Listen! It's that London Fashion Week ‪#‎fedora‬ fashionista guy. Just LISTEN as he swoons rather, er, coquettishly over that fashionista's felt fedora.(giggles)

mr Styles UltrA AAA: Even the mere stylish at heart appreciates that FINE, state of the art fedora. That INSANE design must have been, erm, INORDINATELY inspired by New York Fashion Week. Admittedly, it makes my knees helplessly weak. That's my type of hat. Now, that's what I call the ULTIMATE hat. It's superlatively hot. So stunning to look at. Momentarily, it makes my heart stop. Oh my gosh!

Miss Thelin:…I'm not sure, what store it was. A very small store

mr Styles UltrA AAA: The hat’s magnificence is HERCULEAN, nevertheless…

Miss Thelin: It’s a LONG time ago

mr Styles UltrA AAA: Like it was purchased only yesterday, it’s looks AMAZING, actually; just like my lunch; like the Fashion Week set's punch. Oh my! So good

Miss Thelin: (nods in harmony) Thank you

mr Styles UltrA AAA:
LOOK! I have serious designs on each element in this super STRIKING ensemble. That's the aesthetic of my dreams. I'd LITERALLY watch it on the big screen. However, that FLAMING fedora, is the one, that I prefer. It's undoubtedly the jaw-dropping highlight, of that PERFECT sight. What a drooling moment! I hope it's cool to drool, over it. I don't know when I'll get over this. 

Miss Thelin: Yes. I'm the blond girl with the black hat…

mr Styles UltrA AAA:….The blond girl rocks, a bombshell fedora. Wow! I'm under its undeniably palatable spell. Well, I'm not complaining; I feel, well.

Miss Thelin: (in ordinate pride) I ALWAYS wear the black hat…

mr Styles UltrA AAA: Don’t ever stop! It rocks! You pull off the aesthetic super, er…

…nicely…

mr Styles UltrA AAA:…Effortlessly, Immaculately

Miss Thelin: (touches fedora, in salute)

mr Styles UltrA AAA: How long have you been rocking fedoras now? And how did you start wearing hats?

Miss Thelin: Erm! Oh, I have ALWAYS been very into hats. Since I got this (fedora) in New York…

mr Styles UltrA AAA:…Your fascination with fedoras took off…

…I've been wearing hats ever since with almost everything. I wear them because…

mr Styles UltrA AAA:…(interrupts abruptly) Why?

Miss Thelin: It becomes my style

mr Styles UltrA AAA: How do you define your personal style?

Miss Thelin: It’s very clean; Scandinavian…

mr Styles UltrA AAA:…aesthetic

Miss Thelin: Inspiration

mr Styles UltrA AAA: That’s my sartorial determination…

Miss Thelin:…I like to go, a little bit more creative by teaming things like the vest (waistcoat) and feathers, fringes and stuffs…

mr Styles UltrA AAA: It takes imaginative, and an expert to create a style of this unparalleled calibre; the baritone, I mean the barometer, and to pull it off so effortlessly. This super chic and elegant ensemble. We appreciate EVERYTHING about it (notices her shoes) Oh my gosh! Those footwear. Where on earth are the from?

Miss Thelin: From All Saints

mr Styles UltrA AAA: All Saints! Wow! Oh, please! Amazing heels, indeed. What a tease! I adore the craftsmanship in the design, definitely…I like everything about it, in fact. What do you like about London Fashion Week?

Miss Thelin: (gushes) I LOVE London Fashion Week. It’s AMAZING! Just browsing around; it’s awesome. The shows (catwalks) and stuffs.

mr Styles UltrA AAA:…For those who need the sartorial education, please explain what happens at London Fashion Week

Miss Thelin: (a vehicle passes, momentarily) Sorry?

mr Styles UltrA AAA: If a passer-by should ask you what is London Fashion Week, what would be your enlightened response

Miss Thelin: SO it;’s a creative, er, MADNESS (laughs, enthusiastically)

mr Styles UltrA AAA: (laughs,er, outrageously) Well said! Eloquently expressed, eloquently defined! A far better articulation than mine. Gene Simmons and his band Kiss would have an equally SUITable title "Crazy Crazy Nights."

Miss Thelin: (joins laughter, enthusiastically)

mr Styles UltrA AAA: Definitely! It’s a showcase of, you know, personal styles. Devoted Fashion Week fashionistas are allowed to show off their individual styles, without the fear of being judged. On this space, you’ll find appreciation for the sartorial effort and creativity that they invest into putting world class ensemble together. On the catwalk, designer styles walk, on the sidewalk, personal styles, TALK. Yes?

Miss Thelin: Yes.

mr Styles UltrA AAA: Your outfit is a high note, end of quote, I’m ready to vote. On that note, may we have your permission to publish this video on our youtube Chanel called SidewalkDarlings?

Miss Thelin: Yea! You may do that.
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Ronaldo loves Marni and H&M

Sooner or later, Ronaldo will spot another style on the sidewalk which is worth emulating. In the meantime, he decided to check out the début of the exclusive Marni collection at H&M. He joined hundreds of other fatuous fashion bunnies at 3am in the frezeing cold outside the store.  He knew nothing about Marni but heard its ranges are adorable.

                                         Ronaldo and Jamie, aka Pink Slime

                                                                     2:51AM

Ronaldo: (rang Pink Slime's  door bell, spoke to him through intercom)

Are you ready



Pink Slime: (sleepily)

Oh shit! My alarm did not go off. Sorry, I'll meet you there


Ronaldo:

Okay. Hurry up. There must be tons of people in the queue already.

The incessant downpour makes the sidewalk slippery as an eel. Pedestrians and style starlets queued and strutted carefully. Wet and cold but not short on light entertainment; girls wearing UGG boots, slipping and falling over on the sidewalk.


Ronaldo:

Sorry, H M has no first aids for your bruised knees


                                                                    LAUGHTER


Pink Slime:

Neither will it replace your torn leggings



LAUGHTER



Snooki:

Get a grip you two!

                                                                      6AM


I was expecting to see hundreds of people in the queue at this time of the morning. Not a mere 45. God! I could sleep a bit longer in my warm bed. Ugh!

Incredible! What's the point?


Ronaldo:

The point is you're more likely to get the pieces you want


Winsome:

And you are?


EVERYONE GASPS




CLUBBERS GOING HOME MOCK THE FASHIONISTAS




You lot are insane for queueing up here all night in the cold. Your warm beds are getting cold. GO HOME!

If you say wer're crazy, then youre just jealous

why would i be jealous

we can afford Marni and you cant.

Oh please! The H M Marni collection is for people on a budget

Well, I'll be spending over 500 pounds, for your information.

                                                                       6:49AM



Pink Slime: (shouts from where he belonged - the back of the queue)

Hey! Ronaldo, I wanna get one of those necklaces for my girl friend but they might finish by the time I get inside...



Ronaldo:

 Serve you right. You should have gotten out of your bed when I was passing your house


Pink Slime:

 Please help me


                                                                   PROTEST

Ronaldo:

Sorry Pink Slime , these people will not allow you to jump the queue



Pink Slime:

Just pick up the white flower necklace for me then.


Ronaldo:

 I'll try



Pink Slime:

I would like a pair of the leather sandals. They're drop dead stunning. And one of the blue dresses, one red belt, grey bracelet, PJ shorts...

LOTS OF PUSHING, SHOVING, ELBOWING AND FRANTIC GRABBING WHEN THE DOOR OPENED AT 9AM. Jackets, shoes, bangles, dresses, swimsuits, everything flew off the racks in minutes.


Ronaldo:

 I'm sorry for those who forgot their elbow pads


Pink Slime:

Idiots! Will you share yours...with me?


                                                        9AM
Ronaldo had an appointment with the dentist at 9am. It's the second consecutive time, he would be doing a no-show.


The queue inside H M was endless also. Most of the females had one of the print dresses among their shopping, whereas most of the guys had either the navy jacket or a sweater.

Originally, Ronaldo thought the collection would cater for women only but he was pleasantly surprised to see a few wearable pieces for guys. Among them was a stylish shirt. He swooned over it all night through the window. It was available, too bad, not in his size. S and M only. The navy jacket was completely sold out. UGH!



WINSOME: (grabs last pair of leggings from rack)

Come to mama! All I need is some plexi earrings now.

Sophie: I got all the pieces that I wanted despite coming late, despite the rediculoulsy large number of people who turned up

Well done! I missed out on a few pieces, but I'm happy with what I got. I'll use the rest of the money I planned to spend on other Marni's products; pizza and wine.(giggles) I particularly like the sweater's classic look, plus it's affordable.


I prefer Marni to money

Well, Ronaldo left H M empty-handed. Nevertheless, he was overjoyed. The experience was somethinh to write home about.  A lot of the people in the queue did not know much about Marni. However, its H M launch was just as frenzied and hyped as the Versace/H M collaboration.

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