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Sunday, 5 August 2012

Africa fashion Week London


AFTER walking a marathon on the sidewalk, empiricist pedestrian, Ennis, coercively extricate himself from the tedium of the olympics, on TV, to walk in "Africa" Fashion "Week", being held on the "3rd and 4th" of August, in "London." Moore than 50 deep-rooted designers, such as Lagerfield, sorry, no Lagerfield, and emerging ones, will showcase their prim collections.

ENNIS walks at event in Topman T shirt, Zara shorts and belt from Esprit


[EARLIER, ENNIS LOOKED FOR AN OUTFIT IN PRIMARK TO WEAR TO LONDON'S BIGGEST EVER AFRICAN FASHION EVENT.]


Till Operator: (to couple)

Would you like a bag?


POSH:

No thanks, we have our own bag. (customers in queue gasped as she took out a SELFRIDGES' bag.


Irate Customer:

That's out of order!


POSH:

I'd die if other pedestrians see me on the sidewalk with a damn Primark bag. Ugh!


Her partner nodded in agreement, "she would.!



But you are wearing Primark clothes now



If it were'nt for Primark, you'd be NAKED now



POSH:

You'll be astonished at the stupendous number of looks you get for carrying a primark bag on the sidewalk.

I think you are far too posh for Primark, so if I were you I'd get the hell out. NOW!

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NEW LOCH:

Where will the show be held? In SPitalfield market, near Liverpool street?


ENNIS:(in disgust)

Who told you? Yes!


New Loch:

I'll be there then.


You know this is a once a year event, so who will you be taking with you, your girlfriend?


Who told you? Yes! Joking, I'll take my mother. She's into current trends



That's lovely.


So how did you hear about Africa Fashion week


In Metro


Ahhh! Shame.


And you?


ENNIS:

Through my sidewalk fashion network

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Shortly after patrons arrived, Ennis could hardly find anywhere to stand, let alone, walk


Ennis overheard a disgruntled patron muttering about paying £7 for his ticket but was unable to get a guaranteed seat. Seats were reserved for VIPs and industry bigwigs . He stormed out expeditiously, ranting.


FIELD:(on blackberry)

I miss you too, but I can't leave now. The show is about to start. I'll catch the first available flight later. 


[Listened]


Field: I saw Blake backstage....I could'nt believe it....No, I did'nt get the chance to greet him though. He was quite busy working. I can tell his debut will be a success.


[listened]


Field: Don't feel bad about missing the show. You did the right thing in concentrating and doing what you had to do before sunset for sabbath hour.



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Ennis could not resist this bewitching pair of hoops on the Afrocessories stall.



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When the Presenter introduced Adebayo Jones, instead of saying 'Adebayo is known for dressing some of the world's top celebrities', he said, 'Adebayo is known for dressing some of the world's top designers.'

The audience erupted.

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Pippa stretched and yawned throughout the female models' presentation. However, she perked up when the first male model came out, "TAKE IT OFF." (referring to his shirt)

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REPORTER:

You were on intern for the show, how was the experience?


TRACK:

Awesome! Excited to see the stuffs, sorry, the collections.....The team work very hard to make the show a success. I look forward to be a part of it next year. I invited my friend Oscar, and he enjoyed the show a great deal, tell her Oscar.



OSCAR:

What an amazing show! It was wonderful to see african fashion on London's catwalks. I loved it. When the show ended, I just wanted to see more. A great turn-out, and I'm sure next will be even greater.


Oscar attracted alot of media attention. "Africa Is The Future" was emblazoned on his T shirt.
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Saturday, 4 August 2012

Africa Fashion Week London


AFTER walking a marathon on the sidewalk, empiricist pedestrian, Ennis, coercively extricate himself from the tedium of the olympics, on TV, to walk in "Africa" Fashion "Week", being held on the "3rd and 4th" of August, in "London." Moore than 50 deep-rooted designers, such as Lagerfield, and emerging ones, will showcase their prim collections.

ENNIS walks at event in Topman T shirt, Zara shorts and belt from Esprit


[EARLIER, ENNIS LOOKED FOR AN OUTFIT IN PRIMARK TO WEAR TO LONDON'S BIGGEST EVER AFRICAN FASHION EVENT.]


Till Operator: (to couple)

Would you like a bag?


POSH:

No thanks, we have our own bag. (customers in queue gasped as she took out a SELFRIDGES' bag.


Irate Customer:

That's out of order!


POSH:

I'd die if other pedestrians see me on the sidewalk with a damn Primark bag. Ugh!


Her partner nodded in agreement, "she would.!



But you are wearing Primark clothes now



If it were'nt for Primark, you'd be NAKED now



POSH:

You'll be astonished at the stupendous number of looks you get for carrying a primark bag on the sidewalk.

I think you are far too posh for Primark, so if I were you I'd get the hell out. NOW!

.....................................................................
NEW LOCH:

Where will the show be held? In SPitalfield market, near Liverpool street?


ENNIS:(in disgust)

Who told you? Yes!


New Loch:

I'll be there then.


You know this is a once a year event, so who will you be taking with you, your girlfriend?


Who told you? Yes! Joking, I'll take my mother. She's into current trends



That's lovely.


So how did you hear about Africa Fashion week


In Metro


Ahhh! Shame.


And you?


ENNIS:

Overheard random strangers talking about it on the sidewalk bench

...................................
Shortly after patrons arrived, Ennis could hardly find anywhere to stand, let alone, walk


Ennis overheard a disgruntled patron muttering about paying £7 for his ticket but was unable to get a seat, which were reserved for VIPs. He marched out, ranting.


FIELD:(on blackberry)

I miss you too, but I can't leave now. The show is about to start. I'll catch the first available flight later. 


[Listened]


Field: I saw Blake backstage....I could'nt believe it....No, I did'nt get the chance to greet him though. He was quite busy working. I can tell his debut will be a success.


[listened]


Field: Don't feel bad about missing the show. You did the right thing in concentrating and doing what you had to do before sunset for sabbath hour.



............................................................
Ennis could not resist this bewitching pair of hoops on the Afrocessories stall.



....................................................................


When the Presenter introduced Adebayo Jones, instead of saying 'Adebayo is known for dressing some of the world's top celebrities', he said, 'Adebayo is known for dressing some of the world's top designers.'

The audience erupted.

..............................

Pippa stretched and yawned throughout the female models' presentation. However, she perked up when the first male model came out, "TAKE IT OFF." (referring to his shirt)

.....................................................................................................

REPORTER:

You were on intern for the show, how was the experience?


TRACK:

Awesome! Excited to see the stuffs, sorry, the collections.....The team work very hard to make the show a success. I look forward to be a part of it next year. I invited my friend Oscar, and he enjoyed the show a great deal, tell her Oscar.



OSCAR:


What an amazing show! It was wonderful to see african fashion on London's catwalks. I loved it. When the show ended, I just wanted to see more. A great turn-out, and I'm sure next will be even greater.


Oscar attracted alot of media attention. "Africa Is The Future" was emblazoned on his T shirt.
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photographs by Miss Cheap Broadband
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Thursday, 21 June 2012

Graduate Fashion Week

Graduate Fashion Week was awash with talent scouts, style hunters, fashion virtuosos and, er, the pulchritudinous fashion event gatecrasher, Sandusky. His supercilious sidewalk chums, Summer Solstic and Maleficent, were instantly won overe when he handed them free tickets to the event.
Sandusky strutting towards entrance in FCUK shirt, Zara boots and Reebok track suit bottom


Zealous sidewalk style snappers made sure they captured the chums' outfits on the sidewalk facing Earl's Court Exhibition Center.

Thanks to June Sale, Sandusky's sidewalk chums are looking unusually dapper



 Sandusky:

I thought only vehicles were subjected to searches


SECURITY, Berry:

well, you thought WRONG. We also search every PEDESTRIAN who enters the Center. And Another thing, NO PHOTOGRAPHY inside the Building



Sandusky:

It's quite sad you forbid us from taking pictures. What's the point?


Security:

Well, you can take as many photographs as you like....here on the sidewalk..


MaleFicent:

It's a shame! I was gonna take lots of pictures. UGH!





Nevertheless, they entered the center in high spirits. The sounds of melodic violins lingered in the background. Also immediately noticeable was ELLE (selling summer edition) and The Great Menagerie, a pop up vintage and art shop.


Sandusky and Fitness sashayed to the entrance. Guess who won.







 Maleficent:

How did we end up at the front row at Graduate Fashion Week's show?


Sandusky:

Duh! We're at the front row to the cafe, not the catwalk show.




Summer Solstic: (excitedly)

It will be a whole lotta FUN...today is your birthday, remember?


Maleficent:

Oh yeah! Fantastic...Beautiful day indeed. shame if I miss it





Maleficent:

So what collections do you like the most, so far, Sandusky?




Maleficent:

Powerhouses of talents.






Summer Solstic: 


What time will Northbrook College present its collection?



Sandusky:

I don't know. Ask one of the officials over there. Ugh!






Prince:

We ran out of orange juice, I'm afraid. We have coke though.



Maleficent:


No way. 



Prince:

You'd have to use a microscope to see its caloric content



 Maleficent:

I'm allergic to coke, thanks. May I have a coffee please





Sandusky's predilection for on the spot inspiration, led him, and the others, to the bloggers' bar. Few minutes later, he started his write up. The left when it was time for Manchester school of Art to parade it's collection.



Look at these lovely knits and prints


So on trend. They are hot this season 


These student designers clearly has the talent to be the future of the fashion industry 






Everyone became euphoric as University of  Martyn Roberts showcased its creations.

Friday, 18 May 2012

GILLY HICKS opened on Regent Street.

GILLY HICKS resently opened its flagship store on Regent Street. Behemoth and effervescent Fashion Event Gatecrasher, Frank, along with hundreds of other fashion enthusiast, turn up for the event.NEVER again, will Frank announce beforehand what fashion event he will be gatecrashing. Poor security struggled to cope with the massive turnout of people.
of all the hot models who met Frank, these two were his favourites


The queue stretched for miles up Regent street, but everyone was in a cheerful mood as the fine topless models helped out by smiling and waving at their leering admirers. Some of the lucky ones got the chance to take pictures with them. That was fun.



Finally, Frank got inside, greeted with lots of smiles, hellos and how are yous. In some sections, there were even more staff members than customers. They were all a beauty, especially this one.

without a doubt solar eclipse was the most gorgeous girl to grace the event



Kristen:

Big Sister, these hot bras and cut down undies are irresistible. May I borrow some money?


Aishwarya:

You DON'T have a job so how are you gonna pay me back?....The answer is NO.


I'll do your laundry for the next 6 months. I promise.


(smiles) The answer is YES


SISTERLY EMBRACE


(laughs) Leave some for the other shoppers, you selfish cow



From now on, I'm wearing ONLY Gilly Hicks bras and undies, so I must buy enough now.



WOW! You'll end being bored of them if you buy too many

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Didier:



TO HELL WITH BEING 15


PRESLEY:

What's wrong son?


The manager was ready for me to start working for Gilly Hicks TODAY. She said I have the distinctive Gilly Hicks' looks


Wow! That's great. So why are you so upset?


I told her I'm 15, she was like 'just forget it then.' ARGHHH!


DARN! So you did'nt get the job, you were'nt looking for, so what? Come back when you reach 18.


Are you sure?


No. Ask the manager



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WILL:

I'd like to try on this polo shirt


Staff member:

That's fine! You may use the Fitting Room upstairs


WILL:

Can't I try it on here, please


Staff:

I'm afraid not


Frank was sorry for the poor man, who like the scantily clad lifeguards, just wanted to showcase his fantastic abs also.


Frank:

Give him a chance please


Staff: (sternly)

No!

one gorgeous turn, deserves another. Looking good Solar Eclipse

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QUESTIONS FOR QUESTION

FRANK:

What are you looking forward to the most?


SHOPPER:

OMG! So many hot guys. This is gonna be so good today


FRANK:

I get you....Your turn


SHOPPER:

What?


FRANK:

Are you paying attention or what?.....Your turn to return a question


SHOPPER:

Really. I don't know what to ask, sorry. Oh, I know. Are you a designer? I asked because I heard you talking upstairs about your Fearsome and Handsome collection


FRANK:

No, I'm not a designer. Basically, the Fearsome and Handsome collection is what you would call your 'wardrobe.'


SHOPPER:

Really! That's crazy...Why don't you just call it by its proper name then, wardrobe


FRANK:

Nah! Wardrobe sounds boring and uninteresting, whereas, Fearsome and Handsome collection sounds so cool, ultra chic and on trend


SHOPPER:

Okay, if you say so


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FRANK:

How far did you travel to get here


REBEKAH:

Dorset


FRANK:

All the way from Dorset? Is there nothing happening nearer?...Kidding....That's miles away


REBEKAH:

I know



So how would you feel if you did'nt make it and someone told you how great it was?


REBEKAH:

I'd me so disappointed, I'd shout I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE


It's your turn now?


REBEKAH:

By the way, who are you and why are you here today?


Who me? I'm just here for the QUESTION FOR QUESTION programme.

these lot behind me try to understand how I turn up late, yet end up ahead of them in the queue


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FRANK:

You seem pretty excited


I am EXCITED


I know that already...Why though?



I'm at the opening of Gilly Hicks with all these beaustiful people. The weather is gorgeous..Gilly Hicks is my favourite brand. It's great I don't have to wish I was here



Did you make any sacrifices to be here



I have exams coming up, so I should be revising. I'll be okay. I'll just have to double my efforts when I return home.



Good luck with that. What's your question for me?



(laughs) You are asking too many question. Kidding. Did you manage to win any of the free underwears


Any? I'd like to win all of them



What for?



(laughs) for the 16,000 women in my world



Good luck with that then

I think they understand now, almost

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How did you hear about this event?

I saw Gilly Hicks GORGEOUS  lifeguards handing out flyers, and approached them before they approach me

So you got a single flyer?

Actually, I got about 7.

You silly boy...

My turn. So what would you doing today, if you had deciding against gatecrashing the event, what would you be doing right now

Shopping for my autumn winter clothes

At this time of the year?

Of course

I thought we have to wait until September

Yes, but not me

I see! You're a fashion editor

I wish....It just happen that I have similar privileges to fashion editors

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Frank showcases New Look hydrophobic hooded top, Blue Inc shorts and River Island Boots. Models showcases pieces from Hollister



photography by Craig
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