Rosie Fortescue at London Fashion Week

mr STYLES ULTRA: (exclaims breathlessly) My Goodness! Who needs to see 50 Shades of Grey when this ultra HOT outfit is on showcase. Oh my G! I can't get enough of its magical appeal. I can't wait to see it another moment. Only it can quenched the everlasting thirst it stirs. I must tell someone about this sidewalk aesthetic.

The fashionista, pictured, is (thumb roll)...Rosie Fortescue; from Made in Chelsea. FOR YOUR INFORMATION, mr STYLES ULTRA revisits this... HIT outfit he curated for Gallery of Sidewalk Darlings, at London Fashion Week;‪#‎LFW‬ 2013. New York Fashion Week; ‪#‎NYFW‬ ‪#‎streetstyles‬ fashionistas, steal her enviable sidewalk aesthetic with the following sartorial elements - Saint Laurent felt hat, Diane von Furstenberg silk blouse, Rochas voluminous skirt and Christian Louboutin shoes.
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mr STYLES ULTRA: Wow! That's a SUPER interesting blouse. Im super interested in it. I'm told sold. That sartorial gem belongs in every self-respecting fashionista's wardrobe. What a treat! 
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mr STYLES ULTRA: That fedora! So hot! It makes me feel so hot. Someone fan me please. I can't breath now. This heaven. This is much more than lust; it's desire; it's love. To cut a long story short, I'm tempted to touch...it. I'd rock it, anyday. It's welcome in my world. 
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mr STYLES ULTRA: I love that classy skirt. That's a sartorial element to stop and look at; for an eternal moment. It's quite beautiful, to be honest. It pleases me, infinitely.
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mr STYLES ULTRA: I love that AMAZING bag. Hot! Hot HOT! Sweeter than candy. You are one lucky girl. Watching it made my day; is pure joy. It's the one to keep. I 
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Vintage Fashion? Frock me!

VINTAGE fashion fair at Chelsea Old Town Hall? FROCK me! Actually, it was one hell of a fair. The creations were pretty appetising and entrance tickets were unsurprisingy, Made in Chelsea. Fuchun, aka the sidewalk playboy, was delighted to discover the fair was not just about Frocks. About 0.5% of the displays were menswear.



FUCHUN

Hurrah! I will DEFINITELY find something from the Great Gatsby ear, sorry, ERA. Frock me!


袁艾菲

Good luck, Fuchun. I look forward to style you in Great Gatsby inspired clothes.....And don't forget, you need an outfit to wear to the forthcoming London Collections: Men



VITAMIN B
(cynically)

Fuchun, If you find ANYTHING, I'll photograph even the moment you hand over the money to its seller.


FUCHUN

Frock you.

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Edited by Zokaya, Photography by Vitamin B, Stylist - 袁艾菲

FUCHUN

So what's your impression of the vintage fair so far


Vindu Dara
(gushed)

Frock me. It's the best one. I adore the quality quality craftsmanships, designs and materials. I'm VERY keen.


FUCHUN

Have you found any gems?



Vindu Dara

Not yet. I'm looking for clothes that are keepable....


FUCHUN

....investment pieces...


Vindu Dara

Correct! When I stop wearing them, I'd like to bequeath them to the loved ones...in my will

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MARRONE

I love vintage jewellery...


FUCHUN

Well, it seem you came to the right place. There are some beautiful jewellery on this stall 


MARRONE

All that glitter are not always FROCKING gold..


FUCHUN

You lost me, what do you mean?


MARRONE

 I'll have to carefully examine the jewellery to see if they were made from metals or stones, gemstones or crystals


FUCHUN
(sighs)

Now, no one will be able to find me


MARRONE
(sighs impatiently)

Frock sake! SIMPLY, I'm interested in the real thing. For example, jewellery made of REAL gold instead of cheap metals that tarnishes soon after purchase..


FUCHUN
(conspiratorially)

Well, I suggest you move on from this stall QUICKLY


MARRONE

Really?


FUCHUN
(laughed)

Just FROCKING about. Stay. These jewellery look like gems


MARRONE

You REALY think so?


FUCHUN

I REALLY see some pieces that can add value, sinificance, stories and chicness to your outfit. They look so timeless, you'll treasure them for years to come..


MARRONE

Wow!






[FINALLY, Fuchun spotted a vintage Marc Jacobs biker jacket.]


FUCHUN

My Gosh! a belted camaflouge, military jacket. It's super bad-ass


VITAMIN B

Looks like a woman's jacket


 袁艾菲

Shut up B! I'm the ONLY stylist here, the only WOMAN here, and I say it's a blooming man's jacket.


FUCHUN

Get your camera ready Mr. I'm gonna buy it


袁艾菲

 Buttoned all the way to the top, it will look good if teamed with dark jeans and black boots 


FUCHUN

Frock me! It's a FLIPPING size MEDIUM....I'll have to lose some weight. FROCK!


VITAMIN B

It seem I was right. Frocking hell!
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ALDO re-opens Oxford Street

SIDEWALK chums Jack and Bruins hearts skip beats at the re-opening of ALDO on Oxford street. Outstandingly good staff salute them at the entrance, then hand out free delectable sweets, Iphone cases and scratch cawrds. Amber Atherton from Made in Chelsea, rocks the euphoric crowd with a fine selection of music.

Jack stops for a photograph while Bruins walks ahead in white ALDO shoes.  (photograph by  Mel)

JACK: (gushes)

OMG! This store is HUGE!


BRUINS:

So colourful and bright...The shoes look good too


JACK:

Hold your horses, we haven't seen all of them yet.


BRUINS:

I'm having a wonderful time and we just got here. That's all I know.


JACK:

This is awesome


BRUINS:

This is what I call fantastic


JACK:

I like it here alot...This got to be the BIGGEST store in the world. Aren't they?

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FEMALE CUSTOMERS GETTING NAILS DONE


Good place to unwind


Indeed, get me some of the free ice cream please.


The summer shoes look fabulous. Aren't they?


So many choices. it will be difficult to choose


Get me vanilla please. That's my favourite flavour.


..I meant many choices of shoes NOT icecream, you moron.

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BUNCH OF PEOPLE ENTER IN WILD CHATTER
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Woman: As much as I adore these neon wedges, I'll have to leave them

I will lend you the money

I have money with me, thanks. Peter said I have too many ALDO shoes already, so I should not buy any more.

Nonsense. It's not possible for a woman to have too many shoes. You'd be an idiot NOT to take advantage of these amazing discounts.


(grunts) He's just jealous I have a lot more shoes and clothes than him.


(scoffs) MEN!

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GIRL AND HER FIVE YEAR OLD CHILD RUN INTO A FAMILY MEMBER

Girl:

It's been 3 months since we saw you aunty. How you been?

Child:

Aunty, you have grown

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TEENAGED FRIENDS CHATS ABOVE THE DIN

My mother needs to know that SHE is a whore


SHHH!!!Don't tell everyone. At the end of the day, she's still your mother


I don't care....Well, she's been telling EVERYONE  lies about me, so nothing is wrong if I speak the truth about her.


Can we speak about this on the way home. I don't wanna spoil the mood here....By the way, did you answer the trivia questions?

Yes, of course

Well done

(cackles)
Well, the manager said all my answers were incorrect.

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STAFF MEMBER HANDS A FREE TOTE BAG TO FEMALE SHOPPER


Can I just be cheeky and ask for the blue one, please?


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(enthuses)

This is the best day in my life.

well done ALDO staff. This is the best store party I've attended

This is the FIRST store party you're.....

SHUT UP!


(to a member of staff)

Where can we find the parked ALDO truck?  We wanna try win the £100 gift.

It's on the sidewalk of Conduit Street, next to NEXT

Thanks
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