er Styles Rocker: (coos, rhythmically) Like the melodic poetry
of Bush Swallowed, that London Fashion Week fedora hat is seriously heavy. The aesthetic spells opulence! Helplessly dazed and spellbound, , I just want to
capture this Banana Republic charm, reverentially, for Gallery of Sidewalk
Darlings. If you have been told it's worth more than white gold; then I’m sold;
it's so, erm, emotional....
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.....That sartorial element is so obstreperously cool and ponderous; it’s unbelievable. Sincerely, that’s MY fedora, my DREAM fedora hat. Hotter than goop tea, every self-respecting stylist would love to have one as a gift. I rather look at this treasure than the other elements. Judging from the aesthetic of this beauty, your fedora collection is on point.
.....That sartorial element is so obstreperously cool and ponderous; it’s unbelievable. Sincerely, that’s MY fedora, my DREAM fedora hat. Hotter than goop tea, every self-respecting stylist would love to have one as a gift. I rather look at this treasure than the other elements. Judging from the aesthetic of this beauty, your fedora collection is on point.
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Gulddreng: (explains to Melissa) Frankly, he loves fedoras too
much
The fashion week style plate walking the sidewalk at London
Fashion Week, in a stupendously delectable outfit, is MELISSA MOULD. She works
in Communication while running her personal lifestyle blog Media Marmalade.
Steal her inspiring style, by matching a runway fedora by Banana Republic with
other key elements from the same fashion house; blouse, skirt, shoes, and
Whistles bomber jacket.
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er Styles Rocker: Seriously though, I just want you to know,
that I’m WHOLLY overwhelmed with the stylish and fashionable attire you are
rocking today at London Fashion Week. Wow! The editorial styling makes my heart
smile. Clearly, it’s way beyond work of art, rock incarnate. All the elements
are endearingly sweltering, however, I am far more into that impossibly dear fedora. Oh my gosh! It rocks like Square Hammer ghost. I’m just being honest.
MELISSA: Thank you www.instagram.com/SidewalkDarlings
Er Styles Rocker: No. I would like to thank you. More
importantly, I would REALLY like to establish the inspiration behind this
winning fashion week aesthete
MELISSA: A little bit Carrie Bradshaw (Caroline
"Carrie" Marie Bradshaw from Sex and the City fame) the burly skirt
with the polo
Er Styles Rocker: Yeah
MELISSA: ….and with some classics as always (shows off
shoulder clutch) and I ABSOLUTELY love shearling (flaunts shearling details on
jacket) and so I got it involved in any way I could
er Styles Rocker: Yes. I must admit, it’s super chic –
COMPLETELY. Can you kindly enlighten me as to the fashion labels makeup this
delightfully styled ensemble?
MELISSA: Yes. So I’m wearing Whistles bomber (jacket) Banana
Republic top, skirt shoes and a Chanel handbag
er Styles Rocker: Oh, Awesome bag. I COMPLETEy love it.…That
fedora!
MELISSA: (touches fedora, possessively) Banana Republic as
well.
er Styles Rocker: Like Bush Swallowed, that London Fashion Week fedora hat is seriously heavy. The aesthetic spells opulence! Helplessly dazed
and spellbound, I just want to capture its charm, reverentially, for Gallery of
Sidewalk Darlings. If you have been told it's worth more than white gold; then
I’m sold; it's so, erm, emotional. ! That sartorial element is so
obstreperously cool and ponderous ; it’s unbelievable. Sincerely, that’s MY
fedora, my DREAM fedora hat. Hotter than goop tea, every self-respecting
stylist would love to have one as a gift. I rather look at this treasure than
the other elements. Judging from the aesthetic of this beauty, your fedora
collection is on point.
er Styles Rocker: How many of these smouldering elements are
ensconced in your wardrobe?
MELISSA: Oh my gosh! (chuckles) I have so many
Styles Rocker: It’s fine…(sings lyrics from Fedora First –
“fedoras are fine.” Why on earth do you have so many though?
MELISSA: I LOVE them. They cover my hair…(not the answer er
Styles Rocker wants to hear)
Styles Rocker: (groans)
[kidding]
MELISSA: …I have bad roots (laughs) (yank off fedora to show
off unruly hair)
er Styles Rocker: Quite functional. So apart from covering
your hair, what does an outfit add to your outfit? What’s the perennial appeal
of fedoras?
MELISSA: I just think it finishes it off. It’s the perfect
touch. They make any outfit look a bit more jazzy?
er Styles Rocker: Well expressed. So it’s now time for me to
ask you a question, about fedoras, of course.; If there are 3 fedoras and you
take away 2 fedoras,
MELISSA: Yes (nods)
er Styles Rocker: How many fedoras do you have?
MELISSA: (hesitates, ponders)
er Styles Rocker: So there are three fedora hats, now take
away two fedoras. How many fedoras do you have?
MELISSA: One? (huge grin)
er Styles Rocker: No!
MELISSA: So I have 3 fedoras, now take away two fedoras…
er Styles Rocker: Yes. How many fedoras do you have?
MELISSA: If I took them away ) (BEAMS) I have two (indicate
fingers, chuckles)
er Styles Rocker: Excellence! (teases) What took you so long?
As you know, at London Fashion Week, personal styles speak. Now I would really
like to know how you describe yours.
MELISSA: I think it’s preppy (how NEAT), mix with a little bit
of feminine, and occasionally I try to put a little scandy in to it…
er Styles Rocker: (interjects)…Yes, please! the Scandinavian
aesthetic is erm, impeccably enthralling. Today, that influence is reflected,
erm…
Gulddreng: (suggests the missing, word)…nicely?
er Styles Rocker: …no. BEWITCHINGLY! Against this backdrop,
we are HIGHLY impressed with the WHOLEsome performance of this winning
masterpiece, particularly with the element which is the clear centerpiece ;
that uproariously cool fedora, of course.
MELISSA: Thank you
er Styles Rocker: What do you love about London Fashion Week?
MELISSA: I think it’s a great chance for people to show off
their own personal styles.
er Styles Rocker: You have my permission to say that again. I
LOVE London Fashion Week, , thank you heaven for London Fashion Week, what on
earth would I do if London Fashion Week wasn’t on this week; if only you knew.
I mean, if it wasn’t for the fashionable bi-annual showcase, I would not have
discovered that heart-melting fedora hat, and by extension, the charming outfit
that it completes
MELISSA: …there are no rules…
er Styles Rocker: …thankfully! (Sings lyrics from his frock
tune called Planet London Fashion Week) Self-styled fashion police, please fall
asleep…
…It (LFW) is ALWAYS so hectic…
er Styles Rocker: …dramatic aesthetics…
…different people…seasonal styles. It’s the biggest…there is
er Styles Rocker: In other phrases, the greatest show on
earth…Incidentally, have you seen any shows (catwalk) so far?
Not yet. Today is a big day for me. I’m about to run for
another show
er Styles Rocker: Amazing. We really appreciate you taking the
time out to share your ultra immersive style and aesthetic with us
Thank you
er Styles Rocker: Do we have your permission to publish this
video on our YouTube sow called Sidewalk Darlings
Sidewalk Darlings?
er Styles Rocker: Yes, please.
Yes
er Styles Rocker: Stylish! Thank yu so much and have a nice
day
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