ER STYLES rOCKER

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er/Style's/Rocker/Oh: Dear fellow, erm, #Rats[#TheBandGhost

Helena: StressedOut[#TwentyOnePilots] simmers. I #LOVE that band. Welcome! It's 3AM[YouMeAtSix

Jeremy: [interrupts] InTheMourning[#Paramore] I meant IntheMorning[#Razorlight]! IntheMorning[TheCoral

er/Style's/Rocker/Oh: ThankU[AlanisMorissette] for tuning in, once again, to the rowdy, #quarantineandchill rockshow [drumsolo] - ROAR[jingle of #siberiantiger roaring in a #Siberian #wilderness] known by the mononymn [guitarsolo] - RewindOnceAgainRadio

Jeremy: Even RadioTimes knows that we rewind every #single tune, theme or talent, 3 times in a row. In other worlds, it's a joy to, erm, DoItAgain[SteelyDan], and again

er/Style's/Rocker/Oh: The talent to be given the ROAR treatment today is [airdrumming] - LinkinPark. [#guitar part, #piano motif, #drumline crescendo] Please turn up the volume, even louder, yet, not enough to deafen #moonbears ' alarmcalls[#RaiseYourBanner - WithinTemptation] on #WhatIveDone. Play[Marmozets]ing next; BurnItDown from the album #LivingThings and, erm, in the end; #Crawling from the debut album HybridTheory

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Meanwhile at @LondonFashionWeek

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Passer-by: #Look![Lookers - #TheMenzingers] It’s that #sidewalk guy, I mean Sidewalk Personality. I wonder what's his name is TheseDays[FooFighters

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Jeremy: in TimesLikethese[DaveGrohl], tails-wagging #London #fashionweek purists, including the hierarchy, Natural[ImagineDragons]ly, are #LivingInAGhostTown[TheRollingStones] but at #LFW #AW17, the #flamehaired er Styles Rocker; the lead frock tune designer for the, erm, frock band called Sidewalk Darlings, Walk[Foofighters]ed the sidewalk, #ginge, okay, #ginger ly; like #camels, just to show off his scathing; #TheLifeofMammals, sprezzatura #fedora incarnation

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Helena: @the_arklight #cameratraps ' shutter sounded

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er/Style's/Rocker/Oh: Check out one of my most treasured, statement capsulecollection elements; a #Christyshats fedora, which I, erm, self-styled, with a stylish tailored jacket from #Alibaba, The Savile Row Company neck tie and Jaeger crisp white shirt

Magdalena at London Fashion Week Men SS18

Nowplaying, okay, BLASTING, on Sidewalk Darlings, erm, FM, rather smoothly, okay, alarmingly - Are You Gonna Go My Way(@LennyKravitz Lenny Kravitz

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er Style Rocker: (enthuses, breathlessly) Look! It took me super long time to realize that there are other statement elements in this outfit; that priceless bikerjacket stands out, stupendously suits you; No One Fits Me Better Than You @Airbourne Airbourne....

                                             

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er Styles Rocker: ... I want it, irrespective of the price.  Cross my heart, love is in the air, it's clearly a work of art. Strikingly similar to mine, it's texture and design boast edge, finesse and appeal. The WHOLEsome fashion week set, so overwhelmed by its presence are struggling to to squeal, in delight

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DAKOTA: The fashionista walking the sidewalk at LondonFashionWk Men, SS18, is Sandra Magdalena @fudalskas, a photographer. Like LFW honorary cheerleader, er Styles Rocker, she rock s up at the sartorial showcase, brandishing the cool biker jacket aesthete. Ardent womenswear lovers and champion[@FalloutBoy Falloutboy] of the feminine aesthetic, may follow suit by rock ing a Zara @Zara biker jacket with other fashionable elements from the high-street and designer

fashion house s

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On the other hand, modern, stylish menswear gentlemen, simply match [Twinning] a runway fedora by CalvinKlein with nanajudy @nanajudy_ biker jacket, BenSherman biker boots and @calvinklein waistcoat

LovingVincent Portrait by Dakota of NewYorkFashionWeek NYFW and Lfw fame

Magdalena: I LOVE jackets; biker style

er Styles Rocker: What's their perennial appeal to you, personally?

Magdalena:  The style, the texture; very casual

er Styles Rocker : Amen(#Halestorm @halestormrocks) to that

Shotinthedark[OzzyOsbourne] by saint Ruby of #StockholmFashionWeek #ScandinavianFashionWeek School Of Rock fame

Megan at London Fashion Week Men SS18

Nowplaying on Sidewalk Darlings FM( courtesy of the The Rock Show - name stolen from Blink 182 song; horrendous beaver, I mean BEHAVIOR, I know) delicately, okay, BLASTING, at unacceptably, erm, dogs-barking volume - TheStrays[SleepingWithSirens @sleepingwithsirens

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er Style Rocker: (gushes, rhythmically) That biker jacket’s sweltering aesthete sweeps every single self-respecting fashion week stylist off his or her feet (echoes of Fire[ PVRIS @thisispvris] Iamthefire[halestorm @halestormrocks) Surprisingly, I’m still walking the sidewalk, like you, rock ing a sleek bikerjacket, effortlessly styled  with(#twinning)...

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er Style Rocker: ....first and foremost, an obstreperously fastidious fedora, plus one rocksack and, last but not least, bikerboots on my feet. Unsurprisingly, the clearly bewitched FashionWeek set, including the WHOLEsome hierarchy, of course, like gusty shadows of an Avalanche(BringMeTheHorizon @ @bmthofficial) can hardly speak  

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RUBY: (explains to Ruby, I mean MEGAN) Every single London Fashion Week season, the flame-haired er Style Rocker ‘s pronouncements about, in A particular order - fedoras, biker jackets, biker boots, rocksacks and, erm, longdresses, becomes increasingly over-particular, 

er Style Rocker: [continues]... in other worlds; erm, over the top; love, admiration and appreciation for sartorial impressionism abound. Cross my heart, that’s the #Seoul, I mean SOUL reason(BlackIsTheSoul @korn_official #Korn) Anyway, it’s time for #MovingOn(#AskingAlexandria @askingalexandria) So strike a pose, (to both) please

RUBY: Great fashionistas style their clothes in similar fashion. For instance, at London Fashion Week Men #LFWM SS18, Megan Kelly Thorn @megankellythorn, a guru in portrait photography, and Frock Tunes Designer, er Styles Rocker, walk[Foofighters @Foofighters] the sidewalk, 

RUBY: ...[continues] to show off their biker jackets aesthete. A sprezzatura biker jacket is their unmistakable personal passion. Go ahead, since you are clearly inspired, and model your styling on theirs. For the feminine aesthete, Simply fetch a biker jackets from Asos. That's a MUST

For the gentleman aesthetic, London Fashion Week cheerleader and eternal DOYENNE of the fedora style, erm, er Styles Rocker, partner s s a catwalk fedora by CalvinKlein with with nanajudy @nanajudy_ biker jacket, BenSherman biker boots and @calvinklein  waistcoat

er Style Rocker:  her ASOS biker jacket. It’s an old one. She had it from ages ago, but even the self-respecting fashionistas never knew, since it looks so new.

Have another biker jacket from Urban Outfitters.

er Style Rocker: Why are you rock ing a biker jacket today?

Megan: To make my outfit more edgy. I like to dress comfortable also.

LovingVincent Portrait by RUBY of NYFW and LoudParkFestival fame

Nowplaying on Sidewalk Darlings FM( courtesy of the TheRockShow - name stolen from Blink182 song; horrendous beaver, I mean BEHAVIOUR, I know) delicately, okay, BLASTING, at unacceptably, erm, dogs-barking volume - TheStrays(SleepingWithSirens @sleepingwithsirens

er Style Rocker: (gushes, rhythmically) That biker jacket’s sweltering aesthete sweeps every single self-respecting fashion week stylist off his or her feet (echoes of Fire[ PVRIS @thisispvris] Iamthefire[halestorm @halestormrocks) Surprisingly, I’m still walking the sidewalk, like you, rock ing a sleek bikerjacket, effortlessly styled  with(twinning), first and foremost, an obstreperously fastidious #fedora, plus one #rocksack and, last but not least, #bikerboots on my feet. Unsurprisingly, the clearly bewitched FashionWeek set, including the WHOLEsome hierarchy, of course, like gusty shadows of an Avalanche(BringMeTheHorizon  @bmthofficial) can hardly speak

RUBY: Every single season, the flame haired er Style Rocker ‘s pronouncements about, (in A particular order) - fedoras, biker jackets, biker boots, rocksacks and, erm, longdresses, becomes increasingly over-particular, in other worlds; erm, over the top; love, admiration and appreciation for sartorial impressionism abound. Cross my heart, that’s the Seoul, SOUL reason(BlackIsTheSoul @korn_official Korn) Anyway, MovingOn(AskingAlexandria @askingalexandria) So strike a pose

Great fashionistas #LFWM ss18, @megankellythorn, a guru in portrait photography, and Frock Tunes Designer, er Styles Rocker, walk(Foofighters @Foofighters) the sidewalk, to show off their biker jackets aesthete. A sprezzatura biker jacket is their unmistakable personal passion. model your styling on theirs. For the feminine aesthete, simply fetch a biker jackets from Asos. That's a MUST

eternal DOYENNE of the fedora style, erm, er Styles Rocker, partner s s a catwalk fedora by CalvinKlein with with nanajudy @nanajudy_ biker jacket, BenSherman biker boots and @calvinklein waistcoat

Portrait by RUBY of NYFW ss18 and LoudParkFestival fame

Antonio Castracani at London Fashion Week Men ss18

Nowplaying on, erm, SidewalkDarlings FM, softly, okay, LOUDLY - SquareHammer(@thebandghost; thebandghost 

Jeremy: Styles Rocker, just in case Antonio or the other member of the WHOLEsome Fashion Week set can't seem to grasp your innate fascination with the reverentially green fedora you are rocking(and the others in different colours, in fact fedoras in general) and the raucous bikerjacket aesthetic, please explain yourself. In other worlds, How Does It Feel[TonightAlive @tonightaliveofficial]

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er Styles Rocker: Oh gosh!(gushes poet ically) Where do I start?(rhetorically) Natural ly, I'd say SweetEmotion(@aerosmith; Aerosmith or FaithNoMore @faithnomore) and, pertinently, it Feels Like Falling In Love(@TheXcerts; TheXcerts) Like bikerboots and, erm, a longskirt, those elements are wearable work of art...

er Styles Rocker:....legends(SleepingwithSirens; @Sleeping with Sirens) in other worlds, my dream deity, crushcrushcrush(@Paramore; Paramore) That explains my loyalty. Needless to say, Antonio, you pull off the aesthete with creativity, brash panache and divine dexterity

Hey now! The fashionista walking the sidewalk at London Fashion Week Men; LFWM is Antonio Castracani; @antoniolnd, a PersonalShopper at Burberry; @burberry. Since you are inspired, clearly, by his sprezzatura style, follow suit by match ing (twinning) a runway fedora [HM] with GeniusLab @genius_lab__ scathing biker jacket

Jeremy: Jesus Christ pose, I mean, strike a pose, Antonio

er Styles rocker: The styling SCREAMS ultra sweltering

er Styles rocker: How many fedoras do you possess?

Antonio: three

er Styles rocker: Oh my gosh! Why do you have so many?

Antonio: Different colours, silhouettes

Portrait by JEREMY of CopenhagenFashionWeek cfw School of Rock  fame